Tambourine: King Piccolo, what’s childbirth like? King Piccolo: Like puking, except you don’t feel better afterwards. Tambourine: Oh. … … But people say that your children are worth all the pain of childbirth, right? King Piccolo: Not in my case. It was a complete waste of my time and energy. Tambourine: … Oh. Okay… *sad*
Katas:Psst! Guru! Look ^_^ *shows him an egg* Guru: Wha - Katas, is that yours?! Katas: Yep ^_^ Laid it this morning. Guru: Oh - congratulations! I… I didn’t even know you had a mate. Katas: Yeah, uh… I… *blush* I don’t. Guru: What?! But - Katas, your heart isn’t pure! The elders specifically forbade you from having a child on your own, in case your inpurities passed on and made it evil! Katas: Don’t worry, it’ll be fine. I’ll make sure he grows up into a decent person, it’s not like I’m going anywhere. Guru: … Have you seen Dragonball? Katas: No? Guru: Watch Dragonball. Katas: Okay…?
*a couple of hours later*
Katas: *watching Dragonball* … Oh. Guru: Yep. See what I mean now? Katas: Oh my God… Guru: Now do you see what will happen if you don’t have a mate? Katas: Oh - MY GOD! Guru, look! How cool is this?! Guru: What…? Katas: One of my kids becomes the GUARDIAN of Earth, and the other one’s a hot badass that rules the world! Guru: But - Katas: *hugs his egg* I love my babies! Guru: *sweatdrop* I… I don’t think you’re interpreting this the way I intended…
(Okay so I know it wouldn’t actually go down like this but I thought it was funny 😂)