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If Astro Ran an Ice Cream Parlor...

JinJin

  • the manager who’s always eating the merchandise
  • but he also keeps the place running somehow??
  • so it’s all good
  • constantly making pointless bets with MJ and Sanha
  • like the bets don’t even matter
  • “hey who do you think will scratch his nose first, Eunwoo or Rocky??”
  • “my money’s on Rocky”
  • the “money” they bet with is just ice cream punch cards
  • ((which, again, is pointless;;;))
  • but it’s not a rly busy place, so like, they don’t have too much else to do during the lulls in orders….
  • generally keeps everyone happy and also has a good time
  • like he’s never stressed
  • he’s made of koalas and iced tea

MJ 

  • in charge of the counter
  • usually greets customers first
  • constantly just spewing nonsense to customers while scooping orders
  • but like in an endearing charming way??
  • i’m talking pick up lines, puns, and even knock knock jokes
  • “you’re the cherry on top of my day!”
  • “did you hear the one about fudge-ripple-cashew-cluster??”
  • “it was nuts!”
  • :D *ba dum tss*
  • but hey, it gets him tips, so he’s happy
  • sometimes gives out extra toppings, free of charge
  • no one can actually call him out on it except JinJin, who always lets it slide
  • no one rly complains tho
  • bc everyone loves MJ <3

Eunwoo

  • works with MJ behind the counter
  • that one all-around super perfect employee where you just kind of ???
  • like why aren’t you a successful business tycoon?
  • why are you here scooping ice cream?
  • but it makes him happy
  • Eunwoo wouldn’t trade his job for anything
  • constantly being flirted with/getting people’s contact info
  • he takes it in stride
  • “wow people are so friendly c:”
  • just uses the numbers and emails to sign people up for the shop’s mailing list
  • bc why else would ppl be giving him their #s???
  • sweet innocent child
  • he’s been told it’s bc he’s a DISH
  • but he’s all like “no no no, that can’t be it”
  • “they must just like the ice cream”
  • and everyone’s like riiiiiight

Moonbin

  • in charge of the drive thru
  • has the sweetest demeanor EVER over the intercom
  • like he makes you want to buy ice cream just so you can hear him happy
  • and when u pull up to the window
  • he LOOKS as nice as hE SOUndS??
  • he gets numbers on the daily
  • like he hands out the receipt and gets someone’s phone number in exchange
  • he doesn’t mind too much
  • one of MJ, JinJin, and Sanha’s fave pointless bets is who can get more phone numbers in a day: Bin, or Eunwoo??
  • but they get around the same amount by the end of the week
  • is genuinely happy to give people their ice cream
  • like this is his dream job
  • he gives ppl ice cream and makes them smile!!
  • just made of puppies and sunshine like uggh TuT

Rocky

  • in charge of making ice cream cakes
  • and pretty darn good at it too
  • but also like the worst employee ever
  • constantly eating ice cream and blaming it on JinJin
  • everyone knows but no one calls him out on it
  • will sometimes just take handfuls of phone numbers from Bin
  • he tried to take some from Eunwoo, but Eunwoo wouldn’t let him rofl
  • he said it was “dishonest”
  • which it is ngl
  • but he claims he never meets anyone bc he’s always in the back sLAVInG aWay
  • making CAKES
  • *sad violin music*
  • which is only half true bc he sometimes watches the counter and takes orders
  • stop bein such a drama queen minhyuk

Sanha

  • apprentice for making ice cream cakes
  • he’s getting pretty good at it
  • but he still does dumb stuff sometimes
  • like spelling out “congratuls” on a cake bc he ran out of room;;;
  • smh
  • he just needs help
  • does the goofiest things for a laugh
  • like seeing how many frosting flowers he can fit on his tongue
  • which resulted in more pointless bets;;;;
  • (the answer is 7 in case u were wondering)
  • often walks around with smudges of frosting just on his face
  • at this point everyone’s given up telling him
  • he doesn’t notice/care anyway so
  • one time the others threw him a surprise party and had Sanha make his own cake lolol (he had no clue)
  • but he was so surprised and touched
  • this boy gets to work with his best friends
  • he feels like he must be the luckiest guy in the world :O
  • so he makes the most out of every day <3

tldr; Astro running an ice cream parlor is the best au and it makes my heart happy~ (*¯︶¯*)

anonymous asked:

Just thinking that with Even having no SM, could be bc he doesn’t trust himself with it, but could also be bc of online harrassment, and it’s such an important issue i hope they'll cover. And it could sorta be a meta level to it as well...

god babe i know ok i think about this daily

like,,, there are so many reasons he could have gotten rid of all of his social media. like you mentioned, it could be he doesn’t trust himself with it after last year’s events at his old school. and that makes me incredibly sad. how much shame and guilt can this boy feel – how afraid must he feel – that he completely disconnected?? just??? nothing??? no facebook, no instagram. he made himself totally invisible. that breaks my heart.

and the fact that he could have been harassed because of this literally finishes breaking my heart, puts it back together, then throws it out of a fuckin skyscraper to see it smash into pieces again. it angers me that that is a very real possibility. people are mean nowadays. people would take these events and run with them and make him a target. that honestly??? is so sad and it hurts????

it could be a combination of both, which would make everything even worse. can you imagine even feeling like he deserves the online harassment, like he deserves to delete all of his social media because of what he’s done in a state he has no control over?

that makes me so mad. and it’s all speculation, too, so imagine if it were confirmed, oh man. this is why i want an even season so badly. what would that look like? 

would we be limited to texts only? 

would even have some secret accounts on different social media platforms that the rest of the characters don’t have??

– imagine even having a fuckin pinterest account where he pins, idk, stupid memes and different cooking recipes or having a tumblr account where he reblogs literally the same thing (maybe!!! this is where he finds all of the stupid memes he sends isak!!! amazing!!!!) or maybe he just reblogs a bunch of screenshots of his favorite movies and then reviews newly released films or he’s an entirely ~aesthetic~ blog or idek 

the point is!!!! it could be really interesting to see new social media platforms introduced in an even season, considering the media platforms the show is used to are obsolete in his life:

imagine reading a blog post made on a blog site (doesn’t have to be tumblr, could be any blog site really) about isak being a complete fucking dork about a stupid thing one particular saturday, or about one of his harder, darker days and how helpless he feels, or maybe about a discussion he had with his unnamed muslim friend (cough) about her religion

or about what he’s cooked that day and whether or not it was a success (measured in what even would call “isakmojis”, which are basically normal emojis only tied to isak; they range, in order, from “absolute failure 😖” to “it’s okay, stop asking me even 🙂” to “mild success 🤗” to “absolute winner!!! 🍆💦”) and maybe we even see him pin these recipes to his pinterest account and then see him cook them for isak in one of the clips

they could do a lot of interesting stuff with his lack of social media honestly. or, i mean, they could just make him get facebook and instagram and say isak forced him to open the accounts again because fuck those people, even has him, and he will fight anyone who says anything to his boyfriend (by blocking and reporting said people but like, also if he sees them face to face, even, he’ll fight, you believe him right)