If the signs got a turtle as a pet

Aries: Names it Voldetort 

Taurus: Holds it up in the air like the lion king

Gemini: Teaches it how to get laid

Cancer: Joins a turtle lovers cult 

Leo: Makes the turtle do the dishes 

Virgo: Treats the turtle like a brand new shoe and cleans it daily

Libra: Puts the turtle in the toilet and takes it for a spin

Scorpio: Accidently kills the turtle

Sagittarius: Brings the turtle to school

Capricorn: Sells the turtle on Ebay

Aquarius: Ties a balloon on the turtle and screams “fly turtle fly”

Pisces: Becomes a manager and creates a turtle rock band