2p allies with an s/o who insists on calling their pet (the s/o's pet) cute silly names like peanut, egg plant or chrome
Xiao: Is high anyway so I mean
Viktor: *this poor russian puts up with wayyy too much of your bullshit* *I mean, he’s like, ok, why do I love this person again?*
Oliver: NAMES THEIR PET/S DESSERT NAMES THAT CHANGE DAILY. “Come here cupcake/creampie/cherrytart/candyapple.”
Mathieu: “(S/O), why must you be this way.” Doesn’t understand why they named their dog Pickle, like, what did it do to deserve that?
Françoise: …………………………….(S/O), did you just call that cat Bible.
Allen: Joins in and helps (s/o) name them more and more stupid names until they’re laughing so hard they can’t breathe.” COME HERE OLIVE GARDEN! GO AWAY EGGPLANT! STOP THAT MICROWAVE! YOU’RE A GOOD BOY, TOILETPAPER! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SOCK!