daily cupcakes

kryptonian-tree  asked:

2p allies with an s/o who insists on calling their pet (the s/o's pet) cute silly names like peanut, egg plant or chrome

Xiao: Is high anyway so I mean

Viktor: *this poor russian puts up with wayyy too much of your bullshit* *I mean, he’s like, ok, why do I love this person again?* 

Oliver: NAMES THEIR PET/S DESSERT NAMES THAT CHANGE DAILY. “Come here cupcake/creampie/cherrytart/candyapple.”

Mathieu: “(S/O), why must you be this way.” Doesn’t understand why they named their dog Pickle, like, what did it do to deserve that?

Françoise: …………………………….(S/O), did you just call that cat Bible. 

Allen: Joins in and helps (s/o) name them more and more stupid names until they’re laughing so hard they can’t breathe.” COME HERE OLIVE GARDEN! GO AWAY EGGPLANT! STOP THAT MICROWAVE! YOU’RE A GOOD BOY, TOILETPAPER! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SOCK! 

If losing weight is your goal:

  • Eat healthier
  • Swap out those daily cupcakes for an all natural mango banana smoothie
  • Drink plenty of water!
  • Choose the stairs not the elevator
  • Get off your bum on go for a walk (or a run) and listen to your favorite tunes
  • Laugh more
  • Smile more
  • Take it one step at a time