daily bite

October Notes & Updates!
  • This blog does not, and never will post screamers or other jump-scare/potential epilepsy triggers.  If you feel something I posted requires additional tagging, please send me an ask and I’ll get on it ASAP.
  • I’m gonna do Inktober this year because my all-digital diet lately is making me itchy for traditional work.
  • my birthday is on the 11th if y’all wanted to do something no pressure
  • SEATTLE BITES INDIEGOGO CAMPAGIN SHOULD BE CLEAR TO START ON HALLOWEEN Y’ALL TELL YA FRIENDS, TELL YA NEIGHBORS LET’S GET THIS HYPE TRAIN GOING!!!
  • My parents are in New Zealand because my mom is teaching a class on pop-up quilts and watching them learn how to use google hangouts because phone calls are expensive has been GREAT.

318-BASKUALO [Basking-Squalidae]
-Water
-The Basking Pokemon
-Ability: Gluttony/Filter - Devourer(HA)*
-Dex: “This gentle pokemon usually floats adrift with its mouth always open to filter its microscopic food. They let themselves being draft by the current, using its tail and fins only to steer, so they can use more energy in dygesting all the food they eat daily.”
    -Stockpile
    -Swallow
    -Bite
    -Surf

–>Evolves after learning Crunch<–

319-GLOTONINA [Gluttony-Tonina]
-Water/Dragon
-The Ravenous Pokemon
-Ability: Gluttony/Filter-Devourer(HA)
-Dex: “This Pokemon roams the sea moved by its own hunger, always searching for enough food to satisfy its appetite. In its never-ending quest for food, this gigantic pokemon is said to attack fishing boats and low-flying hydroplanes, or even pokemon as big as BLANKRAKEN .”
-Moveset:
    -Dragon Rush
    -Crunch
    -Dive
    -Ice Fang

*All biting moves become super-effective regardless of type

stareevee83  asked:

(@occasionalkipper) “Oh you like shiny things! I don’t have much but I can do this!” *the little Mudkip blows some bubbles happily* “let’s see...” *he blows one in the shape of a cinnamon roll* “Tah dah!!! Just like you!”

Pop! Pretty and shiny but best noises!

@occasionalkipper

Cons of this morning: Woke up early for a dentists appointment and now my mouth feels comparatively out of sorts

Pros: Met my neighbors dog for the first time and I love them

Hello tumblerinos.
I just wanted to bring to your attention that you can find the official twogag Instagram here. Currently I’m posting the comic from the start with daily bite sized updates. Relive the glory days!

1/11/17 Good news, everyone! 

You remember how I’m always talking about how I want to get a time machine so I can go back to the 1800s and join that one fencing society where everyone wears a fencing mask with holes over the cheeks so you can get a dashing scar with which to impress romantic prospects?

And also remember how there was a feral cat inside the roof and we didn’t know how to get him down?

Well, there is no longer a cat in the roof and I no longer need a time machine to acquire a dashing facial scar! I am so dashing right now, you would not believe it. So very, very dashing. Dashing smells like bactine!

Since he was forcibly removed from the premises, The Small Grey Lump That Goes Meow has been staaaaaring sadly in the window at us, hoping fortune will smile upon him and he will someday return to the Safe Warm Place With Hot And Cold Running Rodent Supply. (Except they stop running when you bite them.)