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  • Aomine Daiki 青峰 大輝 ⌋ & Kagami Taiga 火神 大我
    Team Vorpal Swords Double Ace 
Drunken boyfriends

My senpai, @oi-aokaga, gave me the scenario of how some of the knb boys act when they’re drunk, and we kind of started to talk about it XD. So, I’m also writing a few others for @knbaes-n-bakas and @anniecrow because I can’t stop laughing. Hopefully this will help with my writer’s block!


Aomine: “Oyyyyaa.. *hic* _-_-____-chan~”

You’d just walked in the door when your boyfriend started stumbling to you, a huge goofy grin on his lips He tripped over his foot, hands grabbing your shirt, ripping it right off your skin, causing you to shriek.

“D-Dammit Daiki!! What the FUCK?!”

He started snuggling into your breasts, face tinted red as he made snorting sounds, hands groping your ass cheeks.

“I..I.. I want to play.~ Come play ____-chan!”

Releasing a sigh, you frowned, “NO! You’re drunk! Why would you rip my work shirt dammit?! You’re so annoying!”

You gawked as he pulled his head from your breasts, tears welling in his eyes before he released you altogether, standing up and running away while shouting, “_____-CHAN DOESN’T LOVE ME!!!~~~”

There was a loud crash, making you run after him and staring in disbelief as he tripped over his foot, face planted into the floor as blood dripped from his forehead. Not only did you learn he was an emotional drunk, he was clumsy as hell.

Hyuga: There was loud knocking at your door, startling you from your book. Placing it down, you went to answer it, eyes wide as you saw Kiyoshi carrying a very drunk Hyuga in his arms.. as a.. bride?!

“Ah.. Sorry ___-chan.. Hyuga insisted on being carried like this..” He chuckled, entering your house and placing him in your shared bedroom. You shook your head, patting the Iron Heart’s arm. 

“It’s okay, Kiyoshi! Thank you for bringing him back safely!”

He nodded, heading home and just as you shut the door, you heard loud… singing? and you went to investigate. When you got to your room, you stood in the door way, completely stunned as he was now shirtless, red tinting his cheeks as he yelled the words to a song you didn’t know.. 

“J…JUNPEI?!!”

He looked your way, a goofy grin on his lips as he bounced on the bed, swinging the shirt around like a guy at a rock concert.. Umm.. W-What? 

“I.. I LOVE MY _____-CHAN!!”

You winced at his loud voice, gasping when he hits his head on the ceiling fan, knocking him out cold. Shaking your head, you approached him carefully, taking off the glasses and preparing a hot cloth to help with the bruise on his skin. Now.. THIS you’ll never get used to.

Kasamatsu: You were greeted by the smell of food burning as you shut the door, taking off your shoes. Peering your head into the kitchen, you saw your boyfriend, wearing nothing but an apron, cheeks tainted red as he whistled a tune rather clumsily.. 

“Uh.. Y..Yukio? The food-”

His head snapped up, steel-blue hues wide as he ran towards you, engulfing you in a very tight bear hug. Your nose, pressed completely against the fabric, wrinkled at the smell of alcohol and you tried pulling away to at least turn off the stove, but he wouldn’t budge, giggles leaving his mouth.

Wait… GIGGLES?

____-chan!!!~”

You only pulled back for him to attack your mouth, though it was for a brief moment, choosing to attack every part of your skin exposed to his eyes. He pressed you against the counter, hands sneaking under your shirt as you bit your lip, trying not to moan out loud. Your boyfriend was a pervert when he’s drunk!

You managed to turn off the oven before he threw you over his shoulder, almost stumbling to the bed as he proceeded to ravage you until he passed out half way through the third round. You definitely weren’t letting him around Moriyama again, not without supervision.

Kise: “_____-cchi… Marry me.”

Blinking in shock, you saw the very serious expression in his golden hues, although you also noticed the dazed look as well. Sighing, you ran a hand through your hair, frowning.

“Ryouta.. You’re drunk.”

He pouted, though his eyes narrowed slightly, his hands now grasping yours.

“I’m being totally serious. I wanted to ask you for six months now.”

You shook your head, pushing against his forehead.

“Ryouta.. I’m covered in sweat, I’m exhausted from work. Why did you choose now to ask?” you smiled softly, pressing a gentle kiss to his lips before hugging him.

“Ask me against in the morning, when you’re sober. I’ll answer then.”

Although he had a complete hangover, he somehow remembered what you said, and proposed first thing in the morning, resulting in the two of you being tangled up in the shower and him swinging you around happily as you replied, ‘yes’.

Murasakibara: “_____-chin! Come cuddle with meee~”

You yelped, being pulled into your tall boyfriend’s arms, his cheek rubbing against your head as he planted wet kisses all over your cheeks. You couldn’t stop laughing, returning the affection and rubbing his back gently.

“You know how much I love you, right ____-chin?”

You nodded, kissing his forehead as he tickled your sides, hands trailing all over your body, as if memorizing the feel.

“Yes, Atsushi.. I know..” you heard snoring, looking down at him and shaking your head as he passed out on your chest, drool dripping from his open mouth. Well.. the affection was good while it lasted..

knbaes-n-bakas  asked:

AHH I HOPE I MAKE IT! May I request a Papa!AU of Aomine + Kagami + Kasamatsu & Haizaki explaining the birds and the bees to their middle/ junior high son(s)? *throws arms up in the air* this was a super last minute idea i hope it works??!! :'D

AOMINE: “Why the fuck do I have to do this?!” He growled to you and you gave him the look. He let out a groan before plopping his son down. “Okay look, birds and the bees. Uh,” he scratched the back of his neck. “I don’t know how to do this. But you know about sex right — shit, I’ll just tell you straight up. So sex, important things: condoms, be good in bed. Condoms.”

His son raised an eyebrow, “Dad, I’m in ninth grade. I know these things. You don’t need to—“

Aomine shoved a bunch of silver packets into his son’s hands with a glare, “Condoms.”


HAIZAKI: “Fuck, seriously? The kid’s gotta know.” He snapped, shaking his head in disbelief. “Fine, I’ll give him the talk.” He sat his son down for this, right across from him. “Alright, so I have to give you the sex talk. Look, you gotta be good in bed, otherwise nobody will want you. Seriously. Tips, you can ask me, you’ve got the internet. Experience is—“

“Shou, are you telling him the right things?” You called out.

“Shit,” he cursed, rolling his eyes. “Okay, I don’t really give a shit if you have sex before marriage as long as you keep it safe, make sure you have no regrets, yadda yadda yadda. Condoms are important. Be good in bed, seriously.”


KAGAMI: His heart thudded in his chest. God, he was sweating. He’d never done this before and he was even more nervous than he has ever been. “S-So, are you ready for the talk?”

“Dad, I’m old enough to know these things.”

“You are?”

“Dad. Condoms. Be safe. Protection is key and all that jazz. I know I have to be careful and go slow but ensure that my partner is satisfied and all that.” His son actually checked things off with his fingers.

“How do you know all of this?”

Pause. “Uncle Aomine.”

“DAMMIT, AHOMINE!”


KASAMATSU: He’d already looked through his parents’ guidebook. He looked these things up on the internet and how to deal with them well. He was ready for this. He sat his son down in front of him and stared straight into his eyes. “This is very important and I need you to listen closely. Sex is a very special thing between a man and woman but it requires a lot of responsibility.”

“You mean this?” His son held up a square silver package. Kasamatsu’s eyes widened, questioning where in the world his son got that. “It’s a condom. I know it.” Kasamatsu repeated his question. “Well, he told me not to say where I got it from.”

“Who’s he?”

“Kise.”

Kise could instantly feel chills down his spine. “I feel my death coming.”

pastel-goth-moon  asked:

Hello! Good luck on your blog! Can I ask for gom and Kagami first seeing their gf in a bikini please? Thank you! :3

This is late I am so sorry

Akashi Seijuro: Akashi would give you a soft smile as he admires your beautiful body. You catch him staring and immediately feel self conscious about your body and attempt to hide it with your arms. Akashi walks up to you and removes your arms, he tilts your chin up so you could meet his gaze and he pecks you on the lips.

Never feel like you have to hide yourself from me. You are my beautiful empress after all.

Aomine Daiki: Aomine would grin at you as he saw you emerge from the bathroom, showing off your new bikini. “Well?” You ask him as he keeps silently staring at you with a hungry look on his face. You notice his gaze locked on your chest and you roll your eyes. “Can you stop being inappropriate for a moment in your life?” You snap at him.

I’m sorry, but I can’t take my eyes off your gorgeous body. You look great, but you’d look even better with it off.

Kise Ryouta: Kise would cheerfully tell you how pretty you look and that the swimsuit looks great on you. He brushes off any insecurities you might have and tells you that everyone on the beach would be jealous of you.

You’re so pretty ______-cchi!

Kuroko Tetsuya: When you met up with Kuroko on the beach he gave you a soft smile. You blushed as you put your beach bag next to him in the sand, noticing his warm gaze firmly planted on your skin. 

I think you’re the most beautiful girl on the beach today ______-san.

Midorima Shintarou: Midorima tried to keep his eyes planted on the ground when he saw you at the pool with your friends. You had called him earlier and asked him to go swimming with you as it was a great today. It wasn’t for Midorima though, for every time he looked at you, his cheeks would flush red. You grin when you spot your dorky stiff boyfriend and rush over to him.

Its not like I had anything better to do nanodayo,

Murasakibara Atsushi: You had hoped your boyfriend would comment on your brand new purple bikini that you had purchased just for him. As you lay next to him on the beach, you were confident that the minute Murasakibara would see you he would love it. But after a while you weren’t so sure. He didn’t even seem to notice and if he did he didn’t care. You begin to pout and Murasakibara raises an eyebrow. “What’s the matter ______-chin?” You tell him that you were hoping he’d notice your bikini but apparently it didn’t matter.

Huh? What are you talking about ______-chin. Can’t you see I’m trying my hardest not to eat you up right now?

Kagami Taiga: Kagami sputtered the first time he saw you in a bikini. Your skin was glowing under the sun and the smile you were radiating was mesmerizing. Kagami stuttered when you asked him to rub lotion on your back and you laughed at his idiot behavior and calling him bakagami.

A-Ah yes, o-of course I can rub lotion on your b-back!” 

▸ laughing stars

{ and we’d laugh at the stars and we’d share everything }

Theme: Kuroko no Basket ✕ Mayday Parade
Song: “Terrible Things” by Mayday Parade
Pairing: Aomine Daiki ✕ Reader
Words: 476 words
Requested by: anonymous & knbaes-n-bakas
A/N: Sorry Lily I couldn’t angst him too much this time knbaes-n-bakas :D

Life was different for everyone. It could play the worst of tricks on you as fate laughed in your face. But then there were times when life would hold you up, make you smile and hold on to your deepest of hopes.

Aomine lied down on the grass, staring up to the skies above. “Have you ever wondered?” He whispered. He didn’t know why he whispered but he felt the need to be quiet in a place like this. A place so untouched, pristine, from the darkest shit of the world. “What’s out there?”

“Why are you suddenly all deep?” You giggled, turning on your side to face him.

“Shut up,” he muttered, flicking your forehead playfully, but you could still see the tinge of pink on his cheeks despite the darkness. You lied back down and inhaled the fresh air. It was tough to find places like these when the city’s been contaminated with hatred and impurity. “I was just wondering. I mean,” he spread his arms wide, gesturing to the ocean of stars in the sky. They blinked and sparkled, as if they were smiling down at the two of you. “It’s huge. The world. There are so many things out there that we haven’t found yet. What if God’s out there, laughing at us right now? It’s freezing and we’re out here in t-shirts.”

You burst out laughing and snuggled closer to him. “God’s up there smiling down at us because we’re happy and so He’s happy.” You leaned your head against his chest, listening to the rhythmic beating of his heart. Alive. Healthy. You breathed a sigh of relief.

“Yeah, maybe.” He murmured, stroking your hair absentmindedly.

“The stars look nice.” You whispered, propping yourself up on his chest to stare down at him. “They’re in our favor, aren’t they?”

“Yeah, maybe.” He repeated with a smile. Your lips twitched before you ducked your head to kiss him on the lips.

And now he was back. On that exact same spot. Staring at the exact same stars. It’s been a year. A year since he came here. A year since you told him. A year since he broke.

Maybe the fault was in your stars. But Aomine was okay now. He wasn’t before. But he was now.

Life had given him a sweetness unlike anything he could ever imagine with you. It had made him deliriously happy. But then life decided that his life needed balance. But the balance tipped. Too much bitterness. His life had been wrecked.

But it was different now. Life gave him the right amount of sweet and bitter. Balancing between the good and the bad. And he was okay with that.

You were gone, but he had been happy because of you. So he had no regrets and he lived on.

For him and for you.

So this scenario is dedicated to three lovely people; @anniecrow , @knbaes-n-bakas and @oi-aokaga ft, their favourite knb guys, (And Kasamatsu because I originally intended this to be for him xD) The prompt is helping your boyfriend get dressed because they’re either slow/sloppy with their clothing. Basically, just fluff xD


Aomine: Although Aomine was a rather.. lazy guy.. you hadn’t expected him to be THIS bad. Shaking your head in amusement, you helped him stand on the roof, fixing his shirt and jacket, starting with his tie. Although his hair was in disarray from napping, you didn’t worry too much about that. Everything else was more important.

“Tch. ____, it’s just a tie. I can do it myself.”

You rolled your eyes at his words, giving him a small frown.

“Then what’s your excuse for not doing it?”

He shrugged, picking at his ear as he yawned

“I’m just too lazy.” 

A sigh left your lips before you rested your head on his shirt.

“Why do I ask?”

He smirked, grabbing your ass, causing you to yelp as he nibbles on your ear, 

“Because you can’t get enough of me.”

You knocked him flat on his ass, stomping away at his perverse thoughts. Stupid Ahomine!

Hyuuga: “O-Oi! ___! I know how to tie a tie!”

You laughed, helping him with the jacket before patting his sides. 

“I just want to make sure it’s done right. Don’t want a repeat of what happened in cooking, do we?”

He blushed, scratching his head at the memory. Okay.. so MAYBE his tie wasn’t done right and it MAY have caught on fire.. But he had a match the night before! He was exhausted! Although you kept a straight face, he knew you were laughing on the inside. Shaking his head, he grabbed his bag, his other hand lacing with yours as you left his place.

“D..D’aho..” he replied, his blush darkening as you laughed at him. Were you always going to laugh every time? He really hoped not.

Kasamatsu: “_-___! W-What are you-?”

“Shh.. It’ll only take a second!”

He tried, dear god he tried really hard, not to look down at your half-dressed state, looking at the ceiling instead. Why were you half naked and dressing HIM before yourself? 

He jumped when he felt your hands on his legs, making the mistake of looking down to see your breasts sticking out of your bra. He covered his lips after making an awkward squawk of sorts, cheeks tinted a dark red. Raising an eyebrow, you continued on finishing dressing him before lightly hitting his ass.

“There! All done! No need to be shy Yukio!”

He’d just managed to leave the room as you finished changing, his head smacking the wall several times with his fists clenched. Just then, you walked out, a happy smile on your lips as you took in your very flustered boyfriend. Peeking around, you held in a giggle, giving him a sly look before walking past.

“Tell your friend I say ‘hi’, Yu-chan~

Startled at the nickname, he was about to reprimand you when he noticed the bulge in his pants, making him groan in frustration. Great. He somehow got turned on by you dressing him. You would never stop teasing him after this.

Kise: “____-cchi!! I need help!”

Looking up from your magazine, you raised an eyebrow, closing it and standing up.

“What’s wrong Ryouta?”

He points at the tie, a whine escaping his lips. “I.. I can’t seem to tie this!”

Shaking your head, you approached him, swatting his hands away before taking over, a soft smile on your lips.

“So, you can do your school uniform no problem, but when it comes to tying a tie for work, you’re clueless?” you paused, gauging his reaction, “Are you sure you’re just making up excuses so I touch you?”

He grinned sheepishly, scratching his head. “Eheh.. Was it that obvious?”

You sighed, smiling after finishing it. “No, just really silly.” Upon seeing his pout, you quickly kissed his mouth, rubbing his sides before giving him a hug.

“Have a nice day sweetie. I’ll be here, waiting for you.”

knbaes-n-bakas  asked:

Ssssssseeeenpaaaaiiiiiissss!!! First off, I freaking love your writing styles! Second, you guys are one of the blogs that have inspired me to create my own scenario blog so I thank you so much for that. Third, I would like to request a GOM + Kagami reaction to their s/o being somewhat intimidating hehe~ Please and thank you!!

Thank you for the good wishes!! ^-^ Good luck with your own blog and enjoy the request! -Admin Fyre


Kuroko Tetsuya:

He’d be surprised and a little bit awed at the sight of his S/O being scarier than usual, having very steady eye contact with the person they were speaking to and using a superior tone in their words. Afterwards he’d go up to them, saying, “I didn’t know about that side of you, ________-san.” Kuroko would have been a bit intimidated by that himself, but wouldn’t show it as he respected his S/O a lot.


Kise Ryouta:

Kise would be freaked out, honestly. He wouldn’t be able to believe that his S/O was capable of being anything but sweet and gentle while with him. Still, he’d find a good side to it regardless. “________cchi! That was so cool! You were so cool! It was kinda scary, but still!” Even though Kise himself had a cunning side to his personality when playing basketball, he didn’t expect his S/O to show an intimidating side at all. He’d be a little impressed, but still kind of freaked out.


Midorima Shintarou:

When in doubt, consult Oha-Asa immediately. Midorima would be very shocked and a little worried about his S/O’s compatibility with him, afraid that this newfound side to them could potentially cause bad fortune to either of their signs. Upon finding that their S/O’s intimidating side was natural in their sign, he’d be less worried, but still a little wary, being a tad anxious about his S/O’s hidden menacing demeanour.


Aomine Daiki:

Unlike the rest of the Generation of Miracles, he actually found that side of his S/O kind of cool. Seeing his S/O stand up for themselves and win made him feel pretty proud of himself, and of them. “Heh. Knew you could always handle yourself. I don’t see much of that side of you when we’re—” His S/O hits him before he can finish that sentence, and afterwards Aomine keeps his mouth shut, not really wanting to face that intimidating side of his S/O in public.


Murasakibara Atsushi:

“Hehhhh…? Ne, ________-chin is being kinda scary…” Thanks to his height, Murasakibara himself looked pretty intimidating already without even trying, and so he took his S/O by the shoulders and steered them away from the person they were intimidating. “I don’t really like ________-chin being so scary…if anybody’s bothering you, just tell me, okay? I’ll crush them for you.” He wouldn’t be afraid of his S/O’s intimidating side, and rather would be a little disapproving of it.


Akashi Seijuurou:

Akashi found his S/O’s intimidating side a little amusing, to be honest. He’d smile and walk up to them, regarding them with renewed interest in his mismatched eyes. “You never cease to amaze me, ________-san. Every day I discover a little something about you that only makes me even more interested in you.” But in the end, Akashi would never allow anyone else to be more intimidating than himself - even if it were his S/O.


Kagami Taiga:

He’d be surprised, too, and terrified. He hadn’t seen anyone with that level of intimidation since he’d left the States. “Wh-what the…you…” Poor Kagami would be at a loss for words, caught between being impressed and being very much afraid. He’d always thought he was the intimidating one thanks to his build and height and eyebrows, and seeing his S/O expressing that side of them spooked him a little.

pastel-goth-moon  asked:

Helloo :3 Good luck for your blog <3 Can I have the GOM + Kagami saying the first "I love you" and the fisrt kiss? Thank you ^^

Thank you so much! Okay, I’ll kind of be separating these and I’m sorry if it becomes confusing but some overlaps. If you’d like, you can ask me the other part in another ask :) I’ll be doing the “I love you” for this one.

NOTE: Kise saying I love you first is here. Kise, Kagami, Kuroko kissing their crush here.

more characters under the cut since I really went overboard for this one!

AKASHI: Akashi has never been one to move too fast in a relationship. He wanted to make sure that your chemistry and connection progressed well with no speed bumps. But, of course, every relationship had its speed bumps. This time, it was the “loving” part. After days of avoiding him, Akashi finally managed to corner you in an empty classroom, demanding to know why you were evading him. You pursed your lips stubbornly but ended up blurting it out anyway, “I’m lonely okay. You’re always busy with basketball and the student council and taking care of everything! And I just wanted you to know how it felt like to be me.”

He looked surprised for once before his mask of coldness return. “I don’t know why you would say such a thing. I care about you deeply, I love you even so I apologize if I’ve made you felt that way and I hope I never make you feel that way ever again.” He stepped closer towards you.

Your mind blanked after those three words. “Uh, what did you just say?” He began to repeat but you interrupted. “No, no the other thing.” Then he said it again. Those three little worlds that meant the world to you. Your lips pinched together in an attempt to hide your smile but you squealed anyway and threw your arms around him.

AOMINE: Touou’s ace was never a man of many words. He would prefer to keep things to himself even in relationships, which made it somewhat frustrating for you too. You had told him a few months into the relationship that you were in love with him but he honestly told you that he didn’t know how he felt yet. So you waited and waited and waited. How long were you going to wait for him, really? Your friends asked you that often. You sighed, looking up at the sky as your boyfriend slept comfortably on your lap. “Ne, Aomine,” you began and he peeked one eye open. “Do you love me?”

You could’ve sworn you saw his cheeks turn slightly redder. But he quickly sat up, raising an eyebrow and scratching the back of his head. “Huh? Where’s this coming from?”

Sighing, you shook your head. “Never mind.” You guessed it was impossible after all.

Suddenly, he took your chin in his grasp and pulled you closer. His lips met yours in the middle and instantly, your eyes closed at the contact. He dragged you onto his lap and wrapped his arms around you as you draped your arms on his shoulders. His mumbling yanked you out of your daze. “What did you just say?” He only proceeded to tug you closer, but you pushed him back, asking again, “What was that?”

“I told you I love you dammit. There. Now c’mere, I need less talking and more kissing.” He grunted but you noticed that this time, his face was evidently redder than usual. You grinned and obliged. Well, that was the best you could get out of him for now.

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