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If haikyuu characters were in war
  • <p> <b>Tanaka:</b> i feel like noya-san is the type to die when theres a bomb<p/><b>Hinata:</b> why?<p/><b>Tanaka:</b> because he'll just receive the bomb and when he finally notices it he explodes<p/><b>Noya:</b> <p/><b>Tanaka:</b> .....<p/><b>Tsukki:</b> dafq thats so tru<p/></p>
Wentworth 5x06

OINB IS SHIT COMPARED TO WENTWORTH


Joan is TOP DOG… Think Bea is turning over in her grave ( if she’s rly dead )


THE CLASSIC OPERA MUSIC IS BACK - JOAN UNLEASHES THE FREAK


Here I thought Fletcher was bad… Jake is just


Jake acts all tough and mighty like he’s important. JAKE AS A GOVERNOR? PFFFF FUCK NO. I’d love to see him act like that in a MALE prison, he’s a wuss.


Can we talk about the fact that Joan talks about Vera like a bitter ex?


Sonia unleash your inner psycho!


Liz wtf…


” Use that… charm thing “  LMAO Joan,erm… that….sex scene … and Joan staring dafq?!


YAS VERA STAND YOUR GROUND


Awwww Sonia and Boomer teaming up


Joan glancing over the aboriginal women?


Joan smiling almost seemed…normal


Sonia is genuinely proud of Boomer … or she’s using her?


WTF CAN THEY JUST KILL JUICE


YASS FRANKY AND BOOMER SAVED THE NEWBIE
But now I’m worried since Joan is Top Dog will she go after Franky ( Bridget?!)


Kaz is pretty ( Possible Kaz + Will  ? )


Sonia… what are you up to? Why don’t you want Kaz to bash Jucy?!


LMAO JOAN AND THE NURSE. Anyone else was freaked when Joan imitated the nurse? XD


VERA :(((((((


Jake fuck you


LOL Vera’s laugh … oh man you shouldn’t have…


Vera’s birthday surprise!…. Jake I hope you get a taste of ur own medicine by those ppl you owe/narco mafia guys. I hope Bridget notices this and tells Vera!



OMG JOAN PLAYING DOC-DENTIST OMG O.o fuuuuuck
Is it bad that I don’t feel bad for Juice at all ? ( give to all that she’s done )


Awww YEY BOOMER


OOOO F-


Oh no Vera pls open your eyes, Jake is a f*cking snake! I hope Bridget and Will notice and talk to her!


Allie is up to something… I still reckon she’s gathering the drugs to drug Joan…. I’m worried Joan is going to test her( to sleep with someone to show her loyalty or smth - judging how distressed she is in the promo?)


Let’s hope Joan doesn’t turn her attention to Franky  - Bridget. Idk why but I get this distinctive feeling something bad will happen to her…


Sonia DO SOMETHING

ME: *Travels back in time to meet Nico when he’s young and likes Percy*
ME: Hi Neeks!
NICO: who dafq is u
ME: I’m from the future
NICO: Do you know my future then?
ME: *Smiling sadly, knowing what he’s about to ask* Yep.
NICO: Do I end up with anyone in particular?
ME: Yep.
NICO: Is it Percy?
ME: Sorry Neeks. It isn’t Percy.
NICO: …Oh
ME: but you do love this guy. And he loves you.
NICO: *Brightens up* Really?
ME: Yeah… he’s your… SUNSHINE.
NICO: Huh?
ME: Yes, your life would be very UNHEALTHY without him.
NICO: Um ok?
ME: *Grins knowingly*
NICO: Ohhhhh are you talking about Will?
ME: …Maybe

anonymous asked:

Dad, why dafq did u meet matt Smith?? The man's disgusting. Didn't he and Karen invent a gross game that was like touching people to make them uncomfortable ?

I didn’t know about how disgusting he was until after I met him.

Also yeah he did. They touched guest stars inappropriately to see how uncomfortable they could make them.

THOUGHTS I HAD WHILST WATCHING THE MAZE RUNNER: THE SCORCH TRIALS

WARNING. THIS POST CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FROM THE FILM and is really fricking long. It also contains lots of CUSSING and bad grammar. If you don’t want spoilers I suggest you skip this post but if you want to find out more, plz continue. Oh and it also has a lot of Thomesa comments so if you ship Trenda you probs wont like this…ENJOY!

·      Omg YAS YAS

·      It’s starting

·      Aww little Thomas

·      Aww little Thomas getting dragged away from his mommy.

·      Dream sequence

·      Thomas be like fuck no this again

·      Let the 74th hunger games begin

·      Ooh Minho oppa

·      Lots of shouting

·      So many cross cuts and black outs

·      Ewww Ratman

·      Aiden Gillan is a pretty good actor. Hate his accent though.

·      They’re all really dirty in their glade outfits but they’re still so hot though

·      THE SHOWER SCENE

·      Lol minho in the background: “woo hoo”

·      Dylan is so hot

·      He’s naked

·      OMG he looks so cool right now. He’s so wet

·      Shouldn’t they be suspicious of injections? I mean I would be. Especially if you don’t know who these people are.

·      Oh at least Newt is suspicious.

·      Wait why isn’t Thomas saying anything

·      Jokes he just asked another question

·      Someone better do a question count for Thomas

·      Minho’s wearing red

·      Soo many teenagers

·      If there was more than one maze, where and how did WCKD manage to find a place to fit that many mazes, along with facilities that monitor them. Also, how many grievers would they have made for this purpose? What if the grievers rebelled and decided to do they own shit? Wouldn’t wckd be fucked then?

·      Oh look its Aris. The loner emo boy wearing a hoodie. Remind you of anything?

·      How old is Aris again? He looks like he’s 13.

·      Thomas be like: no let me see her. Such devotion.

·      Please don’t pick a fight with a guard.

·      Yes Thomas, just walk away.

·      Bunk beds. Why is it always bunk beds?

·      Minho: ‘too slow’ ha ha

·      More dream sequences!

·      Thomas the insomniac

·      Aris creepily saying pssst while under Thomas’ bed

·      Just so happens that the air vent opening is right under Thomas’ bed. #movie logic. If you’re reading this CinemaSins and happen to do a ‘Everything wrong with the Maze Runner the Scorch Trials’ based on this post, you better reference me or at least mention me and get people to like this post on Tumblr. Btw, you guys are awesome! [thumbs up]

·      Thomas: “What the hell am I doing?” yeah Thomas, what are you doing?

·      See!!! He even talks to himself using questions.

·      Air vents, the most common way to eavesdrop on people

·      Ooh dead bodies

·      Thomas picking a fight with a guard-WTF ru doing bro?

·      Jeez Thomas take a fucking chill pill

·      Oh he’s getting the swipe card thingy

·      Sending kids back to their rooms-the most common way of grounding children when they do bad stuff

·      Jeez you didn’t have to shove them in there. Such a rude guard.

·      Newt be like: cant we just be happy for once?

·      Thomas has an idea! Everyone hates it.

·      Everyone else be like: of course Thomas. Of course.

·      Thomas dropping into the hallway from the air vent like spiderman.

·      How are you gonna get back up though?

·      Okay so teenagers are being strapped up to tubey things

·      This totally isn’t child abuse

·      Oh no is that Teresa? Jks no

·      OHHHHH its Rachel

·      RIP Aris’ girlfriend

·      I ship it though

·      #Raris… or is it Arachel? Idk

·      Hiding behind poles

·      Lots of dramatic walking in this film

·      ava paige [sitting down and signing pages like a boss]

·      its good to see that the boss is a woman though

·      oh wait let me correct myself, she’s a “doctor”…doctor my ass, more like a lady killer who just wants to dissect children for money.

·      Seriously Thomas you need to calm the fuck down and just tell everyone else what’s going on

·      Great acting though, Dylan O’Brien [thumbs up]

·      #Follow Thomas the leader…or should I say Thomas the tank engine? Ha ha just kidding.

·      Everyone just blindly follow Thomas when we all know he doesn’t have a plan most of the time

·      Fuck yeah Minho is such a badass by kneeing that guard

·      #MINHO POWER

·      God he’s hot

·      Guns

·      Yes lets use the lady doctor as a hostage

·      Operation rescue Teresa

·      Found her

·      Thomas is totes in love with her. He’s so concerned about her all the time.

·      so many Thomesa feels rn

·      Yay window smashing!

·      Thomas and Newt breaking glass. #Teamwork

·      aww Thomas carried Teresa

·      Lots of door barging/blocking moments

·      Everyone keeps shouting Thomas! Like we get it. Everyone is obsessed with him.

·      Why is Thomas always the last one to leave? Or the one who stays behind. It’s like he willingly tries to be the last one standing. Stop isolating yourself Thomas. Everyone knows your chances of survival are better when you’re in a group, not when you’re alone. Thomas is so dumb sometimes.

·      Yay Aris. #Aris the hero. What a wildcard!

·      Is Teresa barefoot?

·      Thomas: *shoots at guys with shields with tazer gun. Gun runs out of ammo. Throws away gun before he starts to run for it.*

·      Can I just say that something about Dylan O’Brien holding a gun, or any guy doing badass but somewhat violent actions gets me so turned on.

·      Man that running and sliding under the closing door was epic

·      Yeah Thomas. U GO!

·      Best bit in movie-Thomas giving Ratman the finger [applause]

·      I bet Dylan O’Brien improvised this scene

·      HILARIOUS

·      How did they manage to run out people on aircraft and dirt bikes?

·      How can they see where they’re going?

·      Wow lots of sand.

·      Of course he doesn’t have a plan Newt. Its Thomas!

·      lol, mountain people

·      The Right Arm reference

·      Wardrobe change

·      It’s really dark

·      Something bad is bound to happen soon

·      Suspenseful music

·      Why do I get this feeling that I’m watching more of a thriller/horror movie than a science fiction film?

·      No Minho don’t turn on the generator!

·      HOLY SHIT, CRANK!

·      HOLY SHIT MORE CRANKS!

·      Run bitches run!

·      Are they inside a mall?

·      Mall chase scene

·      Man, these cranks are scary AF

·      This film is really fast-paced though. It just goes from one scene to another like that-[clicks fingers]

·      Oh look its daytime. Its always safer in daytime

·      NEXT TIME ON GLADERS VS WILD

·      The graphics are great though

·      Sand dunes

·      so much sand everywhere

·      Another Thomesa scene YAY!

·      Wait teresa has her memories?

·      Ooh wait…that means…oh okay

·      Wtf Winston

·      Oh god he’s infected

·      Why is this scene being carried out like page 250.

·      He even says: ‘I don’t want to end up a monster’

·      Depressing death scene when its not even halfway through the movie

·      Wait they’re just leaving the gun with him? Oh ok.

·      Everyone just walks away

·      Goodbye Winston

·      Choreographed halting after sound of gunshot. Nice.

·      RIP WINSTON

·      NO MORE WATER

·      Minho why would you throw the bottle away? You could’ve saved it for later! You’re in a wasteland for Christ’s sake!

·      Sleeping in the middle of the dessert. NICE.

·      Thomas: I see the light!

·      A storm is coming…jks the storm hit immediately in just 10 seconds

·      Ahhh MINHO

·      Minho got hit

·      Character that almost dies but doesn’t trope

·      Minho after getting told he got hit by lightning: ‘Oh”

·      Oh Minho you’re so cute

·      Everyone turns around and sees a crank

·      [I literally jumped when I saw it]

·      More cranks. Wonderful.

·      Oh look who it is. Brenda.

·      GIANCARLO!

·      Brenda’s got sass

·      Ha ha lol, they’re all hanging upside down

·      Minho’s sass lines have appeared!

·      Interrogation time

·      JorgexBrenda moment. How sweet.

·      Wait what? Jorge wants to play music? DAFQ

·      Ha ha wckd is confused

·      This is some old ass music for a film that set in the future. I mean they’re still using cd records. Really? I mean shouldn’t it be coming out of like a boom box or something. It’d be funny if they played Gangnam Style or something. It’d be even funnier if there was an ad before the song played.

·      No Thomas don’t go after Brenda.

·      Seriously though.

·      Thomas is like Percy Jackson, never leaves a man behind. Or woman in this case.

·      Wckd guards are idiots. They’re in shooting range!

·      OHHH SO IT WAS A BOMB TRIGGER SEQUENCE

·      AWESOME

·      That was clever though

·      So many scenes in complete darkness

·      Stop having Trenda scenes

·      Why are you going deeper into the tunnel?

·      Thomas: ‘you think?’ another question. Thank you, Thomas. [sings Girls Generation in my head.]

·      It’s a rat. Gross.

·      Oh and now a crank is eating the rat. RIP rat.

·      It’s time to go now trenda.

·      RUN. Stop standing there. RUN!

·      Oh for Christ sake

·      Epic chase sequence

·      Wow that is some really nice graphics. Really nice.

·      I hate the cranks though

·      Wes wasn’t joking when he said they were scary

·      The cranks look like some RPG zombie game shit

·      Rock climbing

·      Yeah Thomas! Kill that crank!

·      Brenda’s infected. Great. She’s so gonna die…NOT.

·      Finally, there are actually civilians who aren’t trying to hunt down the protagonists or sell them for money.

·      Who the hell is Marcus anyway?

·      Oh that actor. Why is he everywhere? He’s the douchebag bad guy in Dollhouse as well.

·      Yeah sure, just take whatever drink a stranger offers you. Even if they’re acting real shady about it and keep insisting you drink it and go into the party. I mean, I get that you’re trying to find the others but srsly? Would they actually be dumb enough to walk into that party?

·      Yay a party scene

·      OMFG THOMAS IS HIGH

·      Great acting Dylan O’Brien

·      Lol this is hilarious

·      Walk into da club like wow I am so fucked right now

·      Crank execution in a club, why not?

·      For a second I thought the guy killing that crank was Ben.

·      Blue lighting

·      Blue and white are such predominant colours in this film.

·      Okay now Thomas is really high.

·      Hallucinations

·      Eww not Trenda

·      Brenda is so fucking desperate right now

·      Technically you’re not the only two left. You just haven’t found the others.

·      Oh for Christ’s sake you’re both high. Have some restraint would ya?

·      No THOMAS NO

·      Don’t you dare!

·      Fucking hell he kissed her

·      WHY IS IT STILL GOING?

·      Oh now he’s kissing Teresa

·      YAY Thomesa kiss!

·      Jks its only a hallucination

·      Thomas: ‘you’re not her’

·      Poor Brenda. #REJECTED

·      Thomesa spark is still alive

·      Yes Thomas, I knew I could believe in you

·      Thomas blacks out…again

·      Teresa: ‘we have to stop meeting like this’ ha ha lol.

·      Wait so that guy was Marcus?

·      Violent interrogation

·      Threatening by use of death

·      Bertha????

·      Oh it’s a truck.

·      Wait a second… that looks like Stiles’ truck. They’re both blue. Mindfuck.

·      Lol Newt looks so excited to be inside a truck. Ha ha. So cute <3

·      Ambush

·      There sure are a lot of guns in this movie.

·      Oh look Group B finally makes an appearance

·      Aww! Aris, Harriet and Sonya reunite

·      Why do Sonya and Aris seem to have a thing for each other? Maybe it’s just me but she seems way to happy to see him.

·      Who the heck is Vince?

·      Oh look its Thomas’ mom.

·      Don’t remember? Oh okay…

·      Wait Thomas is the Source?

·      Oh so he’s been backstabbing wckd for ages.

·      Good on you Thomas!

·      I feel like Thomas is the only one with an actual conscience.

·      Of course Brenda gets the cure.

·      Yes Thomas, just stealthily reach into her pocket whilst she’s asleep. #totes not a perv

·      Wait Brenda had a brother? His name is George?/Jorge?

·      Wait don’t tell me her brother was Chuck?

·      Brenda: you remind me of him-WOAH don’t tell me Thomas is her brother

·      Brenda: ‘they didn’t want me’ #REJECTED…again

·      YAY Thomesa flashback

·      Just kiss already

·      Newt calling Thomas ‘Tommy’

·      Just when you think your favourite characters are finally safe…it’s bound to get a whole lot worse.

·      OHHHHH Teresa! Why?????

·      I saw this coming though

·      Thomas looks so disappointed in her.

·      Teresa quoting Thomas

·      So sad

·      The ship is no longer sailing

·      #Betrayed

·      Enter Darth Ava [lol]

·      Ava paige reminds me of President Snow. They both wear white.

·      Ratman you son of a bitch.

·      RIP Mary.

·      Oh lol she must be named after Marie Curie.

·      Explosions!

·      No not Minho. Don’t take away my oppa!

·      Come on Thomas! Rescue him.

·      NO oppa, don’t go!

·      Oh yes, it has to end with inspiring speech time executed by Thomas

·      Thomas: ‘I made a promise to Minho.’ THOMINHO IS REAL!

·      And so it ends.

·      Ha lol the number of times everyone said ‘shit’ in this movie

Glob I am so gonna cry in the last movie.

·      The Death Cure: the journey of Thomas trying to save his BFF Minho who he is secretly gay for whilst dealing with the fact that his crush Teresa betrayed him. I can’t wait!

·      God what am I going to do with my life as I wait for the next one?

BTW THANK YOU FOR READING ALL THIS

plz don’t kill me 

Wentworth 3x10 Rant  Franky + Fridget

This episode had me on a frikken emotional roller coaster! WHERE TO START?!
This was an All Franky episode. Such an amazing job, i don’t think I’ve seen so much character development in a long time! Pete ur brilliant! This is the beginning of Ferguson’s end.

Obviously Ferguson wanted Franky
a) Break down and fold for the murder
OR
b) Make Will loose it - Kill 2 birds with 1 stone

a) Franky moping the hallway where Meg died. Bringing back all those flashbacks and ofc Joan monitoring her like a hawk. Not gonna lie, when I saw Will … oh boy

Bae looked like Jesus with red hair when she was meditating xD

Next up Ferguson office:

Joan: That a problem?
Franky: D-does miss Westfall know?

ME: ………….’fans face cuz feels feels FEELS’

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Joan smiling… that’s not good… that’s NEVER GOOD….. Unless it’s with Vera?

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THE COFFEE SHOP 

Vera ur not meeting the devil, calm the fuck down.


Bridget walks in………


(Wide eyes has breathing problems’ L-LEATHER….)
‘Plays Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy

Walk, walk fashion baby
Work it
Move that bitch crazy’
(SOMEONE GIF THIS)

Vera: I owe you an apology…

NO SHIT SHERLOCK. WHERE IS THE WRITTEN APOLOGY SEALED BY THE POPE -.- !

Bridget’s look SASSY LIONESS ! (LIKE NO SHIT,small smirk and raised brows)  OMG! ‘weak needs wall for support’

Aaaaaand polite/cute Bridget is back :D

Woah, first time I’ve heard Vera JUST SAY Ferguson xD (SHIT IS GETTING REAL)

FINALLY CONNECTING THE DOTS. Bridget u genius you!

Vera: If I find proof, and I go to the board with it… Will you support me? (Awww little Vera :3 u adorable little)

Bridget: Absolutely…. BUT AFTER Franky Doyle’s parole has been granted. (Smile)

(OMFG ‘slides on the wall having a heart attack, tears forming’ I AM NOT OKEY) ( +The way she said Absolutely… LIBBY YOU )

Vera had a small smile and noded! (As if she understood, Bridget cares for Franky and wants her out! omg Vera ships it?!)


Vera: Yo-u are aware that Doyle’s hearing has been put forward?
Bridget: No I wasn’t?! (Bridget seems surprised and confused)
Vera: ‘shakes head -of course Ferguson-’ It’s tomorrow, 10am.
(THANK YOU VERA FOR TELLING HER! WE FORGIVE YOU FOR EP 9! )
Bridget: Is she ready? (Thinking probably; oh…shit. The way she asked though sounded so anxious :3 )
Vera: ‘Shakes head’ (Probably Idk or How can she in less than 24 hours?!)


OK Sophie… WHAT THE HELL?! To quote Franky; DAFQ?!

Ok Kim ur srsly starting to get on my nerves now.
Ur acting like a little kid.


“Pining after that shrink’ (Franky got piiiiseeeeeeeeeeeeeed)
Franky actually tried to give Kim some reasonable sense ‘Do not screw up your life because of me’ (And warning her about Bea) 


Kim planting drugs on Franky!? KIM YOU…

FIND THEM FRANKY!
FRIKKEN TOILET DOESN’T WORK?!


Bea and Maxine threatening Kim! GOOD! GO BEA! SMASH HER!


Ferguson has tea and biscuits….. ok…… (Shall I be mother… oh the irony)

Franky in the slot, swallowing drugs!? NO!

WILL RECEIVES THE PACKAGE AND LISTENS TO THE RECORDING!

BRIDGET ARRIVING IN ALL HER GLORY SMIRKING! LOL FERGUSON’S FACE! BRIDGET SITTING CLOSER TO INTIMIDATE HER! OMG U SASSY LIONESS YOU! LIKE A BOSS.


FRANKY ARRIVES! FRIDGET SMILE OMG OMG !!!!! That smile said it all - I’m here - I’m glad you’re here-  )

Bridget NEVER TOOK HER EYES OFF FRANKY, She smiles at Vera ! Franky looks at Bridget, but Ferguson is staring at her like a snake. Probably to intimidate her. But Bridget’s there. (Would have been awesome if Bridget came in a white suit tho xD just to emphasize u kno)

SHIIIT FRANKY CALM THE FUCK DOWN, SLOW DOWN. SHE IS HIGH AS A KITE!  

Notice how the lady at the parole hearing looks at Bridget (Maybe they know each other?!) They exchange a look and Bridget looks at Franky as in ‘go on, calm down’ Shit Franky…. the drugs….

Ferguson has that look….. Bridget seems to be leaning in as in she wants to get up to Franky! She swallows hard.
Franky:

I’m not gonna lie to ya…

Ferguson smirks (Thinking she will admit)
Bridget looks worried…. deep breath
As Franky goes on, Ferguson keeps a still posture, whilst Bridget rubs her fingers and looks down then at the parole board.

(Franky careful! Oh Ok Good you’re ok!)


Bridget’s statement… omg (How Franky looks at her, Ferguson is pissed)
Bridget u angel <3


Ferguson: No objection to parole your honor.
(OK WAIT WHAT?! WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?! ‘jaw dropped’ )


Bridget’s smile at Franky. <3
Oh Franky… SO CLOSE! Bridget again struggles looks like she is ready to jump in and she looks at Ferguson who is SMIRKING! And Bridget is breathing heavily again to calm herself? because the Governor needs to give the permission?! 
Bridget rubbed her back!



OMG LOOK AT THE WAY SHE LOOKED AT FERGUSON LIKE - YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS AND YOU WILL PAY!-

What if Bridget does something…


FRANKY AND WILL OMG

WAS THAT….FERGUSON SMIRKING AND PANTING?! OMG

WILL …… RESPECT (2nd character development)


OMG FERGUSON IT’S RAINING PENCILS IT’S MATRIX PEOPLE!!!!

THIS IS WHAT I SAW


KIM GETS THE SLOT….. WELL DONE BEA


OMG FRANKY AND LIZ . FINALLY! MY EMOTIONS!
YOU’VE DONE YOU’RE TIME HERE, AND YOU HAVE HAD A BIG CHANGE OF HEART AND MIND… AND THAT MAKES YOU WORTHY.
I’M IN A POOL OF TEARS!


Such an amazing episode, the last scene had me like. And my Fridget heart. Franky deserves parole now more than ever. I think she will get her happy ending with Bridget…  Fridget is love.