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Dan's Christopher Walken Impersonation
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Dan's Christopher Walken Impersonation

When you told me you loved the beach, 
I set off an A-Bomb at every coastline. 
When you told me you loved the grass, 
I set off weedkiller through all the water pipes. 
When you told me you loved the sun, 
I sent astronauts to extinguish it. 
When you told me you loved me, 
I imploded from the stomach out.