Shiro: *at a table in a dimly lit room* what the hell is going on
Keith: *turns on a bright light* we know you did it, Shiro. you can’t hide anymore. you made Hunk cry!
Keith points to Hunk hunched over in the corner of the room, crying.
Shiro: I seriously have no idea what’s happening
Lance: you’re a broken soldier, Shiro! you can’t hold out much longer! We know you took them!
Shiro: took what!??!
Pidge: *slams her hands on the table* those cookies were not for you and you know it!!
Shiro: oh is this about those pecan cookies Hunk made earlier? I put them away for safe keeping.
Lance: put them away…*points dramatically to shiro’s stomach* IN YOUR STOMACH?!?!
Shiro: *starts weeping* I wanted to protect them!
Lance: I KNEW IT
Hunk: *still crying* YOU MONSTER
Pidge: BURN HIM! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE