dads off

Shiro: *at a table in a dimly lit room* what the hell is going on

Keith: *turns on a bright light* we know you did it, Shiro. you can’t hide anymore. you made Hunk cry!

Keith points to Hunk hunched over in the corner of the room, crying.

Shiro: I seriously have no idea what’s happening

Lance: you’re a broken soldier, Shiro! you can’t hold out much longer! We know you took them!

Shiro: took what!??!

Pidge: *slams her hands on the table* those cookies were not for you and you know it!!

Shiro: oh is this about those pecan cookies Hunk made earlier? I put them away for safe keeping.

Lance: put them away…*points dramatically to shiro’s stomach* IN YOUR STOMACH?!?! 


Shiro: *starts weeping* I wanted to protect them!

Lance: I KNEW IT

Hunk: *still crying* YOU MONSTER


Dad: Weren’t you going to play?

Me: No I have to finish homework first.

Dad: ……..

Me: …………………

Dad: *gleefully runs over to the Nintendo Switch*

My dad dropped off a bunch of my stuff that was either already at his house or he stole from r store unit (wasn’t even everything we still have a ton of stuff from storage that’s missing. He said didnt take it but he’s the only one with a key other than my mom) and its just like… He stole stuff from us on purpose to upset us, using the boxes he stole from us, and placing a few things in these that I had sent him while he was in the military to make me feel bad   


Something that has really stood out to me now that I’m older is that my dad used to get so upset because I liked to chew on straws at restaurants or if we got any kind of take-away. He refused to share a drink with me because I would chew the straw end until it was unusable - and then in restaurants I would usually pull the straw out of the drink and chew on it until it was white with chew marks.

I never realized that it was a stimming habit until I was discovering I am autistic and I had always thought it was just a bored or nervous habit that really ticked off my dad.

If my dad had got off the bus 15 minutes earlier he might have been one of the injured in London. It always hits close to home when attacks happen in the UK and it’s just unnerving tbh.

thedoomedgemini  asked:

I looked up the incident and apparently he was confronting her about the children? Both claim the others child was bullying the other. Which is kinda laughable on his part considering his actions.

“Your kid is bullying mine so let me terrorize and try to physically harm your kids”

Typical White Man™ logic, no offense.

Here’s a fun story.

Someone cut my dad off once, so he literally followed stalked them to their house (which took a fucking half hour by the way) with me in the passenger seat, and tried to pop their tires with his plow. And then he sat in their drive way with his plow down so they couldn’t leave and got out to ‘talk’ with them.

They called the police, thank god.

Explaining his fashion:
  • Yurio: It’s called being a “g,” dad!
  • Victor: Why do you want to be a letter that’s only worth two points in scrabble?
  • White Person: *watches Family Guy, South Park and other shows that constantly have a white protagonist make racially stereotypical jokes* "You don't get it, they are just pointing it out, they don't believe in that stuff, it's for laughs. "
  • White Person: *watches Blackish and Fresh Off The Boat where POC characters express their frustrations in a world catered for white people* "Uh white people are portrayed in a very negative light here, I'm so offended. We need more positive white characters."

Having seen the first two episodes of The Crown I can say that this is quality period piece shit right here, and you should all watch it.


  • the King of England saying “cunt” within the first ten minutes
  • Philip telling a tribal king that he likes his hat only for Elizabeth to hiss “That’s a CROWN darling” beginning the lifelong Windsor issue of “Don’t Let Philip Talk To POC Just… Don’t”
  • King George VI being like “she is the job Philip loving her protecting her that’s the job” and Philip nodding vigorously because holy shit his father  in law is literally holding a shotgun
  • (I died)
  • Margaret being so scandalous you can’t handle it~
  • like???? lots of unexpected medical stuff???? so watch out
  • The quiet but insistent screams of American Netflix viewers going “I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAND” and “DON’T KISS HER FEET THAT’S GROSS” and “WHYYYYYYYY DO YOU HAVE THESE PEOPLE?”

So I heard you like Shiro? I’m so proud of myself for actually finishing this and not leving it half-done on my desktop for 6 months (like I usually do~~). PS I know his mouth is uneven (he’s biting his lip, you just can’t tell because I HAVE NOT ZE SKILLZ… oh well).

I recorded this, too, so expect a speedpaint soonish. Enjoy~

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Keith: … huh?
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