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[[ @chatiisms Ok, but imagine Evil and Chat at the dinner table. Like, would they have a second of peace while eating or still argue and fight?

“Omg, you are not putting ketchup all over that!”
“You seriously put salt on that?”
”Chew with your mouth close!”
“This is why you’re so fat, you keep adding more butter to the bread!”
“If you kick me one more time I will shove this drumstick down your throat!”
“You just spilled your coke all over my clothes, you did that on purpose!”
“Did you just eat all my fish when I went to the bathroom?!”

and Dadmoth is just face palming the whole time. “The things I put up with for power.”  ]]