daddy's home!

When I actually got into Good Robert (slept w him first NOT KNOWING had to fix it) I could not stop laughing about the idea of what a fuckboi Robert COULD have messaged Dadsona w Amanda RIGHT THERE

“W-y-d?”
“What you doing, Dad. DUH. Send back "just chillin.” NO G, Dad. THATS LAME.“

She’s standing behind her socially inept father when Robert sends back a

"cool…. what are u wearing ;)”

She’s stunned silent. Horrified. And she’s not sure if her dad answering with a “??? My clothes??? You saw me this morning at the grocery store?” is better or worse bc it means HE DIDNT GET IT HOW DID HE NOT GET IT THERE WAS A WINKY FACE THATS A CLASSIC SEXT STARTER AND HOLY SHIT HER DAD HAS NEVER ONCE HAD SEX NOT EVER NOT ONCE THATS N O T ALLOWED

Damien Bloodmarch is a pillar of this community.  He’s the only person in Maple Bay I’ve met so far who has his shit together.

I realized as I was writing the tags that Craig also has his shit together.  They’re the two pillars of our community.  This community runs on Kale and blood.

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Keith will be Keith and he will do his best, Lance.

I head-canon that Lance is Mr. Mom but when he is asked to return to work as an instructor at the Garrison, it is decided Keith will stay home with their daughter. Keith does his best. Ha.

And Keith would totally be the type of dad who would panic and crawl in the crib with his toddler. 

Bonus:

(Later)

Lance: You would be proud of me. I only cried once today.

Keith: Same. 

Things Each Musical Reminds Me Of

*based on the period of my life when I listened to the musical the most, not the actual content of the musical; though it’s kind of funny how each musical relates to what it reminds me of

Wicked: unexpectedly starting a conversation with an old friend and realizing you miss them

The Phantom of the Opera: the kind of love you don’t expect anything from

RENT: rebelling against your parents for the first time

The Sound of Music: finding family in friends you never expected to meet

Newsies: adventures and memories that come from the people you were with not the places you went

Les Miserables: disappointment you won’t remember in a month but you needed to experience

Next to Normal: self-growth when you least expect it

The Last Five Years: losing what you were looking for but finding something better

If/Then: independence is not loneliness

Love Never Dies: sharing something you love with your friends because you want them to know how important they are to you

Avenue Q: going on a road trip with your best friend and singing until your throat is raw

Spring Awakening: continuously learning and falling in love with something you already know so well

The Book of Mormon: second-hand happiness because the person who means so much to you is where they want to be

Daddy Long Legs: accidental all-nighters reading horoscopes with your friends

Fun Home: allowing yourself time for growth; accepting not everything has to come at once

Hamilton: meeting someone once and knowing from then on you won’t go a day in your life without them

Heathers: the worst new beginnings that somehow still lead to the best new things

In the Heights: forgetting why you started doing something and beginning to do it for yourself

Dear Evan Hansen: the trust someone hands you when they introduce you to their favorite band

Waitress: a person you associate with your entire life but you’ve only known a short while

Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: forgiveness you don’t deserve and the hope that comes from your lowest moments

Falsettos: long distance friendships with origin stories no one will believe

1st DDADDS GAMEPLAY
  • Mark: Loves the dog ratio, couldn't read, build himself with warfstache, saw eggplants...
  • Ethan: Builds original daddy, hopes for dog in future game.
  • Jack: Wears crop top, build himself with egg nips tee, talks about vitamin D, tells how much Brian is a sexy bear!
  • All: Amanda has two dads.
  • Me: Man, Jack looks good in a crop top. I'm going to love these next few weeks. DADDY OVERLOAD!!!