daddy yay

This is why I love my Daddy
  • Daddy: Hey, little one!
  • Little one: Yes, Mr?
  • Daddy: You have been such a good girl lately I'm so proud of you!
  • Little one: *SQUEALS AND HIDES*
  • Daddy: I'm serious, I love you princess!
  • Little one: I LOVE YOU TOO *makes nonsensical little noises while wiggling around*
  • Daddy: princess go brush your teeth.
  • Me: otay!! *leaves for bathroom and locks the door*
  • Daddy: ....baby, why did you lock the door?
  • Daddy: baby...? *wiggles door knob*
  • Me: *jumps out with toothpaste all over mouth and nibbled on daddy*
  • Daddy: oh no!! I've been bitten by a rabid bunny!!
  • Me: rawr!! Now you is gonna be a werebunny!!
  • Daddy: nope. I'm a big strong teddy bear. I can't. Instead I get to chase the rabid bunny to bed!!
  • Me: *squeals and closes door*
  • Me: *comes out with a clean face and brushed teeth* no bad bunny here!!
  • Daddy: well then I guess this good bunny gets a bedtime story then!
  • Me: yay!! *hugs daddy's leg*
Things I have actually said playing Huniepop
  • Me: GODDAMNIT AUDREY MAKE YOUR DATES SIMPLER
  • Me: Hey porn star I am not your daddy.
  • Me: Oh yay an alien can't wait to fuck these dates up.
  • Me: Listen here you pink fairy I don't care if you're helping me get these dates stop breaking the fourth wall.
  • Me: Ooooh chola about to cut a bitch.
  • Me: Momo your occupation is not fucking kitty. Life doesn't work that way.
  • Me: Tiffany why can't you be easy like your mother!
  • Me: Aiko have you graded those papers yet.
  • Me: Beli I swear to god make this date work I've already given you a pinecone.
  • Me: Lola stop fucking leaving town. I get that you're a stewardess but stay the fuck in town I'm trying to get the pussy.
  • Me: Nikki stop wearing your damn pajamas to dates.
  • Me: *sees Venus* Oh hey Palutena.
  • You: 5sos smut, spanking, daddy kink, bondage.
  • Tumblr: sorry, maybe you spelled it wrong!!
  • You: *sigh* 5sos daddy kink and bondage.
  • Tumblr: 'Daddy calum'
  • You: ooooooo yay!!!
  • Tumblr: 'Calum lay...
  • You: yes finally!
  • Tumblr: 'with your little baby, spending some precious bonding time together before he went back on tour.....
  • You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOR FUCKS SAKE, GOD WHY DO YOU PREVENT ME FROM SMUT WHYYYY??? FUCKIN' HATE BABY'S AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Smashes phone/computer*.
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•dd/lg
•pastel
•aesthetic
•grunge
•journal/book
•kitten play
•study
•anime

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