daddy won

IS YOUR SIGN A DADDY OR NAH?
  • Aries: Wants to be a daddy, but they try WAY too hard. Comes across as more of an annoying grown child.
  • Taurus: SUGAR DADDY AF
  • Gemini: Depends on the person, some Gems are DADDY AF without trying while others try too hard to be a daddy and just come across as desperate.
  • Cancer: NO, unless you came from one of their spermies, they are NOT a daddy.
  • Leo: Sure...
  • Virgo: More like dad or father.
  • Libra: YES, but they might not like to admit that they're a daddy because it makes them a little flustered. Just drop the D bomb out of nowhere, do it.
  • Scorpio: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS, THE SECOND MOST DADDY AFTER CAPRICORN!
  • Sagittarius: They want to be a daddy, but they just can't be. Nope no no.
  • Capricorn: ALSO SUGAR DADDY AF, but they won't let you eat sugar because cavities are bad.
  • Aquarius: Indifferent. They tend to not be daddies, but they aren't really not daddies either?? Perfectly in the middle.
  • Pisces: This is a son, not a daddy. Okay? Okay.
Bts reaction to your soreness

Request: How would BTS react when you “blame” them for you soreness the day after?


Seokjin

“I’m sorry baby. Would you need extra help or something from the store? My shedule is tight today, but I will get you what you want? Okay?”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Yoongi

“Look missy, it’s not my fault you were screaming “Daddy, go faster”. Stop calling me daddy and it won’t hurt. Still, sorry. I will buy you ice cream.”

Originally posted by imonaworldtour

Namjoon

“I’ll be more careful next time. When I come home I’ll cuddle you till the pain fades away. I hope. I want to. Not sure if I’ll be able.”

Originally posted by chimchams

Hoseok

“Oh no. We are not repeating this “daddy” thing. Look what I did to you. No. Not a way.”

Originally posted by wonhobe

Jimin

“I have fifteen minutes. I can offer a massage. I’m really sorry baby, but for now that’s all I can give you.”

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Taehyung

“You are sore? Guess you are. But baby, you are not the only victim around here. Have you seen my back? I can barely move it. No shirts showing collar for a while. Still, I’m sorry if it hurts. “

Originally posted by mvssmedia

Jungkook

“Are you being whiny? We both know that I didn’t use one third of my strength last night. I could’ve give you a lot more “soreness”. I love you, put some oil on it and go to sleep. Let it heal.“

Originally posted by yourpinkpill


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*requests are closed*

in the future at some point
  • draco: *holding his son on his lap* you see, i won your daddy over by being nice to him and showering him with love and affection. of course, as soon as i asked him out, he said yes.
  • harry: draco, you tried to kill me multiple times and basically stalked me the entire time we were at hogwarts...
  • draco: *shushing harry* he doesn't need to know that part.
Time Alone (M)

**Late like freaking always, but I supposed it’s better late than never lol also sorry if it seems rushed- I’m exhausted and a tad under the weather again**

Genre: Smut

Length: 1,300+

Kinks: Daddy kink/hints of dd/lg, exhibitionism, dirty talk

Originally posted by monsta-x-cuties

Though there were tons of people around Wonho couldn’t help but to have every ounce of his attention fixed on you. Everyone else appeared to be so plain and dull in comparison. 

The burgundy dress you were wearing hugged your curves perfectly and the black wedgies booties you had decided to wear made your legs look a mile long. You looked so delicate and delicious- all he found himself wanting to do was ravage you; he needed to hear your angelic moans, he needed to feel your tightness around him.

He smiled brightly the moment he noticed you looking over at him, expertly hiding all the sin that was going through his head. As he watched you talk to the girls his friends brought as their dates, he silently decided he couldn’t wait any longer. Standing from his seat, he made his way over to you. 

Once he was finally beside you, he turned to the group of girls, flashing that cheesy, charming smile of his, “May I steal my girlfriend from you girls for a moment?” And just as they nodded their heads, he took your hand in his and led you to a less crowded area. 

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Congratulations, Winners (Suga)

Originally posted by bfjoonie

Type: fluff

Request: Throwing a surprise party for husband Suga and the boys when they get home from the BBMAs?


You were so excited when you saw that your husband one that you actually scared your son awake. You had been watching with such excitement and hope for the Top Social Artist award to come up that when it did you shouted. Little Yonggi had no idea why you were yelling and was wailing up a storm. After you cheered him up you quickly attempted to facetime the members. “Let’s call daddy. That will make you so happy” you coo as Yonggi laid his head against you just leaking tears and tired.

Soon enough Seokjin came into frame as he was smiling. “Did you watch?” he asked as you nodded “I woke Yonggi up” you tell him as someone else came into the frame “hey guys!” Taehyung cheered “did you see?” he asked “yes” you tell him. “Wait I’ll get the award from Jimin” he says as he rushes off. “We met so many people” Seokjinsaid as he started talking about it all. You smiled listening to it all.

“Y/N!” Yoongi yells holding the award tightly shoving it into view “Yonggi, buddy why are you up?” he asked as Yonggi reaches towards the phone “say mommy was too excited and woke me up when she cheered for you guys” you coo as Yoongi makes a sound. “You proud of us? Daddy is proud of us” he asks his son. Yonggi offered his dad a tired smile “we’ll be home soon alright? You guys get sleep” Yoongi says “don’t fall in love with any of those talented people” you joke as he smiles “I won’t. I have a pretty wife at home and a little boy I care way too much for” he told you as he blew a kiss at the phone and you sent one back.

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You got a text from your friends saying everything was in place as you smiled at your phone. Yonggi sat in his stroller sleeping peacefully, you stood up and grabbed the handles of the stroller heading towards where they were coming out of. Your watched carefully hoping to see your husband soon. You clutched the stroller tightly. “Y/N!” you hear as you see a proud Namjoon walking over. Yonggi woke up and instantly started kicking his legs as he wasn’t sure what happened.

Yoongi came rushing over quickly seeing you guys there. “Hi guys” he said as Yonggi reached up for his dad. He unbuckled him as Yonggi clung to him “daddy missed you” he coos as he smiled “when we get home you guys can see the award” he said as you guys started to home. You had an excited smile on your face knowing what you had planned for the boys of BTS.

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You unlocked the door and allowed the boys to walk in. Soon loud ‘surprises filled the apartment as all their friends and family were there for them. Yoongi wrapped his arm around you smiling “thank you” he whispers as you shrug “its proper for the big winners” you tell. Yonggi lifted his arms up finally understanding what surprise was. “You surprising me? You wanna see what daddy won? I can show you it then” he coos as he walks in with his mini me in his arms to the happy people around him.

“Daddy.” The 100 preferences

Bellamy Blake: 

Bellamy was pounding into you at such a hard pace that you couldn’t even think straight. Nails scratching down backs, heavy moans and groans being the only human noises. The rook reeked of sex and before you could even think about what you were saying, the words slipped between your lips. 

“Oh daddy please don’t stop.” Bellamy ceased his thrusts as he stared down at you. Your eyes widened as he looked at you with a slow spreading evil grin. 

“Daddy huh? He smirked as he snapped his hips forward. You let a needy moan out as you stared up at him with pleading eyes. 

“I like that…beg for daddy won’t you princess?” He said as he continued to thrust harshly into you.

John Murphy:

John secretly had a daddy kink and you knew it. He loved to spank and you knew that he loved to be in charge. You decided tonight was the night to confront him. You spent the whole day teasing him with brushes against his crotch and low cut shirts. You were bent over in front of him and he finally snapped. Grabbing your butt causing you to straighten up.

“Princess we need to talk.” He growled. You giggled and turned to face him. 

“Do we ever…daddy.” You whispered as you murmured hotly in his ear. He grabbed your ass with a low groan. 

“Don’t start something you can’t finish.”

“Just try to keep up daddy.” You winked as you strutted away from him leaving him hot on your heels. 

Jasper Jordan: 

Jasper wasn’t prepared at all the moment the word tumbled from your lips. You both stopped as it sunk in what happened. You looked at Jasper with a blush spread across your cheeks in embarrassment.

“Jasp-”

“Say it again…please.” 

“Daddy…” And with that he was pounding into you. Your nails raked down his back as he slowed down long enough for you to put your legs over his shoulders causing him to get a deeper angle. 

“Oh yeah baby girl…cum for daddy.” 

Monty Green: 

Monty had been wanting to have a night where the both of you could try out kinks. You both made a list and at the top of his you read ‘Daddy Kink’. You smirked as you looked at him.

“You want me to call you daddy?” He squirmed. You giggled as you crawled on top of him. “Don’t you like that daddy?” You asked innocently. He grabbed your face with a growl as you almost gasped. 

“You better be ready princess…daddy doesn’t plan on stopping.” 

abiekisner1  asked:

"I lost our baby" tyler x reader. Please. You're awesome.

A/N: If you’ve never seen Who’s Your Daddy then this probably won’t make any sense.  Also this idea sounded good in my head and I’m not so sure now so I may come back and edit later.

“Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Who’s Your Daddy with Tyler and (Y/N).” You both smile and wave at the camera. “Now all of you should know Tyler, if not this is Tyler. Say Hi.” Tyler waved at the camera once more saying hi.

“And this here is (Y/N) Tyler’s girlfriend. You may have seen her in a couple of other videos or heard her in the background and a lot of you guys wanted to see more of her. So here she is!” Mark gestured to you as you waved and said a small hi to the camera.

“Have either of you played this game before?” Mark asked looking across the couch at the two of you.

“I have not, but I have seen clips of you playing it with Jack.” Tyler replied.

“Oh my god you know jacksepticeye?!” You joked dramatically causing Mark and Tyler to chuckle.

“Yes, do you not watch my video’s?” Mark acted upset.

“No I don’t” Mark sulked and made you and Tyler switch seats because he claimed he didn’t want to sit next to anyone who didnt watch his videos.

“But to answer the first question no. I have not played Who’s Your Daddy.” Mark quickly went through the rules of how to play and started up a game, it sounded simple enough. To begin with it was Mark and Tyler as the “Daddies” and you were the “baby”. So far you’d managed to successfully avoid both Mark and Tyler and were attempting to drink the bleach, that was until Mark opened the cuboard door and busted you.

“Found you! You naughty baby. Let’s put you back in your crib.” Mark spoke in a baby voice causing you to huff.

“This game is too hard!”

That’s what she said!” Mark and Tyler shouted together.

“Really guys?” They both giggeld and switched the teams so it was you and Tyler looking for Mark.

“Hey (Y/N). Come here.” Tyler asked you. You left your position guarding the kitchen to head to the bedroom where Tyler was.

“I think this belongs to you.” His character was stood by the desk holding the dildo. You gave him your best uninpressed face you could possibly muster. Mark was chucking to himself obviously pleased that you two were distracted.

“Wait if you’re up here then where’s the baby?”

“Oh… I…. I meant to tell you, I lost our baby.” You turned to face Tyler trying to look as serious as possible.

“Good our baby was a lil’ bitch.” Tyler and Mark collapsed in hysterics so you took the oportunity to run to where Mark was hiding in the oven and winning the game for you and Tyler.

“Wait how did you win?! That’s not fair!” Mark protested still giggling slightly, Tyler had also regained his composure now and lent in to give you a sweet kiss forgetting the camera was there.

“That’s my girl.”

Later once the video had gone up your phone was blowing up with notifications. Looking at Mark’s video you noticed the thumbnail was of you and Tyler kissing.

“I’m going to kill him” Tyler chuckled, looking at the picture over your shoulder.

“Maybe we should have let him win.” You both smile as Tyler leans down to kiss you.


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mother’s day

She should be used to it by now, but it’s always a bit weird looking at a gravestone with your own name on it. Rosamund Mary Watson.  Staring down at it, she has a moment of lightheadedness, a rollercoaster swoop in her belly, as if she is witnessing her own future. In a way, she is—inevitably enough, one day her own grave will most likely be marked by an identical slab.

She’s been here many times before, but it feels different this time.  Usually her fathers come out with her, but for the first time, she’s asked them to sit in the car.  After all, she wasn’t their mother.

Rosie reaches out and touches the marker, a memorial to a woman she knows both intimately and not at all.  Her fathers have told her things, of course, shown her photographs of an impishly grinning woman with eyes like her own. They’ve told her about how her mother enjoyed baking, loved dogs, was always quick with a joke. 

There’s something else, though—something they’re not saying.  Something to do with the scar on Sherlock’s chest. She heard them rowing about it last night.  Sherlock was saying it was time for the truth, while daddy insisted that they wait a little longer. 

“What if it makes her hate Mary?  I don’t want that.”  

“She won’t,” Sherlock told him.  “She’ll understand.”

Daddy won the row, and they agreed to wait until next year.  But not for nothing is Rosie a detective’s daughter.  If they won’t tell her, she’ll just have to solve the mystery herself.  

Love and Hockey- Nate Schmidt

Originally posted by dunbaerrito

Ok! Nate Schmidt! I love this boy and he’s outshining some of our other D so I felt this was appropriate! Enjoy!

Dedicated to @schmidtyho from anon!

Warning: Cusses

Anon Request: Would you do a Nate Schmidt imagine? Either something smutty or something fluffy and sweet maybe with a baby involved? Or just whatever strikes your fancy? (also can you maybe dedicate it to schmidtyho? They seem to have been having a rough couple of days and they love Schmidty😊)

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              You sat in the crowd with your baby boy balanced on your lap. Your red jerseys standing out among the crowd of black and gold.

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Splenda Daddy (Trixya) - Maple

A/N I saw a bunch of anon requests for a fic based off of the stuff bought for Trixie on Katya’s snapchat and so this is that… Also this is my first time writing smut so if it’s a little rough at points bare with me. Thank you to my amazing beta reader, love u darling. Disclaimer: As much as the description makes it seem like a crack fic it’s not I promise. As well, in this au, Katya won season 7. This is purely so she can have the funds to be a sugar daddy!!!!

Nightgown: ruined

Trixie: horny

Dick: out

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE LIVING ROOM

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