Daddy: *walks in at two in the morning with food*
Daddy: Munchkin! Daddy’s home! And he brought food!
Me: *materialises from a dark corner*
Me: *pouty face set to max*
Me: *tantrum immanent*
Me: You’re late….
Daddy: I know baby I’m sorry we had a customer come in real late and-
Me: I texted and called and you didn’t answer….
Daddy: I brought fries
Me: *immediately forgets everything else* FRIES!?