My dad comes in and points to my laptop background- a picture of All Time Low- he then proceeds to say, “Don’t you find them ‘irresistible’?”

I stared at him blankly…

He then said, “Uh, what sort of fan are you…?”

"…Dad, ‘Irresistible’ is Fall Out Boy’s song…"

He tried. He really did.

*round of applause*  

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”