I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.' Why did the farmer give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!”
President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad jokes, so he was joined at the pardon by his adorable two nephews! President Obama is clearly letting his full nerd hang out now. (Yes he cran!) The full video of jokes is truly worth the click.