dad food

pokemon sm au where hau’s dad isn’t missing, hau’s dad is archie from oras, who has become a marine conservationist. they don’t see each other a lot but they talk a lot over video chat and archie visits whenever he can.

  • “hau, kid, listen. when your granddad gives you your first pokemon… make sure you pick popplio. water types will never let you down.”
  • archie is the best sharpedo rider in alola and don’t you forget it. just imagine him zooming around on his mega sharpedo. nyoooom.
  • part of why archie loves the water so much is because he grew up on melemele island and was just surrounded by it. 
  • half-hoennian, half-alolan archie. (hau would be three-quarters alolan, one-quarter hoennian.)
  • “your. your dad is the leader of team aqua.” “yeah, but he’s a really nice guy, i swear!” “this explains SO. MUCH.”
  • shelly as the cool aunt. matt as the cool uncle. shelly bought hau his hairclips.
  • “don’t go near legendary pokemon. just trust me.” “hey makuakane, this is my friend lillie and her cosmog nebby!” “[ANGUISHED ARCHIE SCREAMING]”
  • family debates over what’s nicer, lava cookies or malasadas. it can get pretty heated.
  • archie comes back to alola and ends up battling hau. “trainer hau sent out raichu!” “…oh, come on…”
  • affectionate noogies. you can tell when archie’s in alola because hau’s hair is a disaster.
  • archie attempted the island challenge but it wasn’t really his thing in the end. he prefers mega evolution to z-moves.
  • weird family bonding activities ft. hala and archie racing. hala’s on land on a tauros, archie’s in the water on his sharpedo. hau roots for whoever’s losing at any given moment.
  • archie meets moon, and is suddenly reminded of another little champion girl who smiles in the face of the apocalypse…
  • bonus hardenshipping: stepdad maxie. or as hau calls him, “land dad”. he is not used to this level of familial affection. but hau introduced him to mudbray and alola diglett, so that worked out pretty well. 
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(Insp.) I’m sorry but awkward!Arthur just pushes all my buttons plus it’s funnier if you think Uther already knows and loves Arthur anyway and then has to listen to Arthur compare himself to linguini or something

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So Izuku has a special diet and Regimen he’s on so he can bulk up and handle One For All better. 

So Living in a dorm would highlight this to the rest of the class. 

So I present :

“Little Izuku Things”

  •  Who keeps moving my fish oil.
  • I’m sorry i can’t have simple sugars this week
  • its carb load day I MUST EAT NOTHING BUT RICE AND NOODLES
  • I can’t have fruit its nothing but sugar and I CANT WASTE MY SUGAR ALLOWANCE ON AN ORANGE OK I DID THAT LAST MONTH AND IT WAS HELL
  • i’m sorry i woke you up moving around at 4 in the morning i have to go for a run before i can do my morning work out.
  • Stop eating my calcium and drink the milk its going bad and i’m not going to drink it because i doesn’t have nearly enough for my diet
  • TOMATO IS A FRUIT IT HAS SUGAR WHO WANTS MY TOMATOES THIS SALAD CAME WITH THEM.
  • *alarm goes off* ITS MULTI-VITAMIN TIME
  • Stop moving my fish oil i need to take it 4 times a day and i can’t if you keep MOVING IT PLEASE ITS GOOD FOR CLEANING OUT MY SYSTEM
  • Thank you for making dinner for me too BUT ITS A PROTEIN DAY IM SO SORRY.
  • EGGS AND RICE SO MUCH EGGS AND RICE
  • DID YOU KNOW ASPARAGUS HAS CARBS YOU GUYS.
  • Please STOP MOVING MY FISH OIL GUYS PLEASE. I KNOW ITS SMELLS BUT I NEED IT.

I don’t think we talk enough about the fact that Leorio’s nen abilities aren’t just for punching assholes in the face

They serve a  medical purpose  (no equipment required= low cost, so he can most likely afford to treat patients for free)

If he could develop this ability and eliminate internal tumors completely…

Leorio could detect and cure cancer, and do it for free.

Everybody Having Enough
  • Luke: [age 12] “If you had a time machine, you could sleep in all you want, and then just go back in time to when you have to get to school.”
  • Mom: “Oh, wow. Imagine a full night’s sleep every night before work.”
  • Luke: “I wonder: What would the world be like if everybody had enough sleep?”
  • Me: “I bet there would be fewer wars.”
  • Mom: “If everybody had enough sleep, enough food, and enough clean water, there wouldn’t be any war at all.”
  • Luke: “Yeah, except, everybody having enough isn’t enough for everybody.”
  • Mom: [after a pause] “Well said, Luke.”
  • Me: “That was deep.”
  • Luke: “Whoa. I sounded smart.”