dad and the twins

anonymous asked:

I always thought it would be cute if Harry & his wife had two twin sons who were about 2 years old and a newborn son and the twins would always tease the newest member of the family by dangling pieces of food in his face or throwing his toys around and the newborn would at first giggle, but then get frustrated and start fussing a bit and H would gently scold the twins saying that they have to be nicer to him :')

Ohhhh my goodness.

And Harry picks up the fussy one and shakes his head at the twins, putting on his best stern dad™ face. “Boys, y'cant keep doing this to him. S'not nice. You wouldn’t like it if I did that to you.”

“Yeah but we’re just having fun!” One of the older boys would lisp, and Harry would shake his head again.

“S'not very fun, bud. Not for anyone else. You’ve gotta think about his feelings. He doesn’t understand things the way you two do. You’ve gotta be good big brothers and show him the ropes.”

“But we tease each other all the time!” The other twin speaks up. “That’s what brothers do!”

Harry sighs. “Well yeah but that’s because you guys are big boys. Your brother is still learning. When he’s bigger you can play with him all y'want. But right now, you aren’t being very nice big brothers.”

The twins frown, as if that was the worst insult they could ever receive. Both recite a quiet “sorry daddy” and Harry smiles.

“Hey. Everything’s okay. It isn’t me you should be sayin’ sorry to though.”

The twins take turns kissing the fussy baby’s head and saying sorry. “HERE!” One of them says suddenly, running over to pick up the toy that they’d thrown the room. “You want this?!”

okay, but speedsters can vibrate any part of their bodies right

and there are soothing bassinets/mini rockers for babies that vibrate

so dad!barry with the diapered twins on his bare chest, gently vibrating to keep them asleep while iris gets some sleep herself

skin-to-skin contact is highly recommended for babies and parents and barry is a living, breathing, warm baby soother and he’s dada

just imagine it

  • Steve: Now, let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
  • Pietro: I run over Clint's house and have him make me a sandwich.
  • Steve: Okay, yes. But Clint's not there.
  • Wanda: Where's Clint?
  • Steve: It's not important where he is. He's gone. He left the country.
  • Wanda: He left the country? Why? Is he okay?
  • Steve: Yes, he's fine.
  • Pietro: Well, if he's fine, I don't see why he couldn't make me a sandwich.
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mistrel-fox created an awesome crossover with gf and fma, also did these amazing drawings. Oh man the ideas are so great.

With the twins losing both of their limbs, I imagined GrunkleStan being the suit of armor and well….. I got waaay too deep into this.

METAL GRUNK

and it’s all your fault MISTREL

bonus-

anonymous asked:

So, you think Louis is gona stay and help look after the kids now while Lottie and Tommy are on holiday

I have no doubt that Louis will help with the kids, but I need to say something because I’m confused by a lot of stuff I see about Louis, Lottie, and the twins (including other asks I received today). This fandom realizes they have a dad, right? Dan is a person who exists. So is Fizzy, the older twins, Dan’s sister, their grandparents, and probably other family members and friends who can help out if needed. I realize that Lottie and Tommy help with the younger kids a ton, but this fandom sometimes seems to have the misguided belief that they are single-handedly raising Doris and Ernest and that’s quite insulting to Dan and the other members of their family who help too.

When Artemis finally appears in Trials of Apollo
  • Artemis: This year, I lost my dear twin brother Apollo.
  • Apollo (as Lester): *In the distance* Quit telling everyone I’m dead!
  • Artemis: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.
  • Qrow: *gesturing to his travel bag* This backpack is older than I am!
  • Raven: Not as old as me.
  • Summer: ... but aren't you twins?
  • Raven: Dad bought it while mom was in labor.
  • Qrow: They needed something to put her in while they carried me.
  • Summer: ...
  • Raven: It's actually quite comfortable.