“Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N. “
“Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he would come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
So my office is abuzz with Pokemon Go players. Roving bands of coworkers making the laps, getting the nearby Poke-Stops. There are a handful of coworkers who are absolutely not into Pokemon at all, but got the app anyway because everyone else was playing it.
Bandwagon Coworker: [squinting at his phone] “I found a… uh, what’s an… Air-o-dac-tal?”
Hei! Scuze dacă te deranjez, dar vreau să te întreb ceva. Dacă sunt cu un băiat dar un alt băiat spune că sunt drăguță și chestii de genul (și dacă îmi place de acel alt băiat, poate puțin), ce ar trebui să fac?
“Dacă iubești două persoane în același timp, alege-o pe cea de-a doua, pentru că, dac-ai fi iubit-o cu adevărat pe prima, nu te-ai fi îndrăgostit de-a doua.”