A Really Indirect Kiss And By That I Mean Steven’s Accursed Durian Juice
So here Steven and his Connie are having a cute little picnic, right? Even as there is no visible food and that picnic blanket might as well be a huge sheet of blank paper. But we have a picnic basket present and that’s all the proof I need.
And Steven is getting all upset which isn’t at all unusual. But then-
Hand. And Steven’s all
And his Connie is just gettin’ all bold up in here like daaaang girl what.
And at this moment I was just like, “Is what I think is about to happen about to happen I really think it is”
*seductive sip out of Steven’s juicebox*
IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING THO
SHE’S REALLY GONNA DO IT ISN’T SHE-
are you frikkin kidding me
and at this point we’re all like
is this for real
And Steven’s all, “Yo what was in that juice! Makin’ you act funky gurl.”
And Connie’s like ugh this frikkin juice ruined the entire moment