daaaang girl

A Really Indirect Kiss And By That I Mean Steven’s Accursed Durian Juice

So here Steven and his Connie are having a cute little picnic, right? Even as there is no visible food and that picnic blanket might as well be a huge sheet of blank paper. But we have a picnic basket present and that’s all the proof I need.

And Steven is getting all upset which isn’t at all unusual. But then-

Hand. And Steven’s all

wut.

And his Connie is just gettin’ all bold up in here like daaaang girl what.

And at this moment I was just like, “Is what I think is about to happen about to happen I really think it is”

*seductive sip out of Steven’s juicebox*

IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING THO

SHE’S REALLY GONNA DO IT ISN’T SHE-

are you frikkin kidding me

and at this point we’re all like

is this for real

And Steven’s all, “Yo what was in that juice! Makin’ you act funky gurl.”

And Connie’s like ugh this frikkin juice ruined the entire moment

frikkin durian.