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The Brazilian government forbids you to visit Snake Island, which is infested with golden lancehead vipers. 

There are about 1-5 snakes per square meter of land.

Expectations:

Reality:

Originally posted by sonjackcarl

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why blanche from pokemon go is actually a schnee:
  • “blanche” is from a medieval french nickname meaning "white, fair" and it is also associated with being a pure and royal name.
  • “blanch” (without the “e”) in english similarly means “to take the color out of; bleach” or “to become white; turn pale” (those pale schnees and their white names)
  • team mystic values logic and wisdom, and blanche is all about researching how and why pokemon evolve (sounds a lot like weiss to me, especially the whole “with our calm analysis of every situation, we can’t lose” even though one of the last times weiss analyzed a situation, she lit the forest on fire…)
  • the team mystic mascot is articuno, the legendary pokemon that has the ability to control ice. it’s an ice pokemon. enough said.
  • HAVE YOU SEEN BLANCHE????
  • i’m not saying they’re similar, but they’re totally similar.
  • blanche has that white hair going on, stern expression, that trench coat thing… definitely has the schnee look.
  • all of the fanart i’ve seen shows blanche with a ponytail, and gUESS WHO ELSE WEARS A PONYTAIL??? THATS RIGHT, IT’S WEISS.
  • lots of people associate team mystic with being the “snobby, know-it-all, too good for you” team out of the three, and if that doesn’t scream schnee (at first glance that is) then i don’t know what does.

anyway, this obviously isn’t legitimate or anything, i just remember thinking blanche’s silhouette reminded me of winter when i first saw it and now after the reveal of the team leaders, i thought blanche looked like a schnee cousin or a long lost sibling. these are just the first things i thought of and typed them up for my own amusement.