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DEAR ASTRO,

   Your love for us AROHA is pure and sweet, and that love motivates us to give all we can back. Thank you for all your hard work, all the amazing songs, and all the funny moments you have let us share with you. Thank you for always showing your love and gratitude towards international fans, too. It is amazing to see our support reaches you guys. We look forward to the next forever as ASTROs AROHAs, and look to your hard work as inspiration for us to work hard too.
   Congratulations on your first year since debut and #HAPPYASTRODAY! Let’s be together forever ❤ 영원히 함께합시다 우리 애기들 ❤
Sincerely,
Astrodaily

Wet

Summary: These pranks are getting pretty out of hand… Enough said.

Pairing: Warren x Reader

Warnings: It might be intense fluff, it might be light smut… Who knows? Swearing, as always.

A/N: Currently super pissed off at tumblr right now. I had like 3 stories I was going to publish today and they all got deleted, so that was fun. If you guys have any alternatives to tumblr drafts could you message me bc I’m legit so lost… 😱 Sorry that this is super late. You guys should request for sure because this writer’s block is killing me. 😭 😭 

Originally posted by snarling-through-our-smiles


“Shit!” You gasped as you felt the icy water soak through your clothes. In an instant, you felt another balloon explode against you, drenching you once more. “What the fuck?”

You wiped the water from your eyes, shivering against the wind. You had just come out of the mansion with Jubilee, heading to the pond for a nice, relaxing lunch with Jean, Scott, and Kurt. Instead, the moment you stepped outside, you were attacked. 

“Nice!” 

You looked up to find Warren and Peter, perched in a tree with a bucket of water balloons. They hi-fived before Warren swooped down and Peter skidded to a stop at your left side with a cool gust of wind. 

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anonymous asked:

Can you do head canon on what it's like being best friends with the marauders of you haven't Love da blog :) Thanks :))

  • bad puns, giggles and sleepy voices are standard.
  • you would have the four best friends in the world.
  • they would alwas be there, whereever and whenever.
  • always studying togheter, but it often just ends up with you and Remus who actully tries to make some progress your your assingments.
  • you will probably fight a lot depending on what kind of prank they decided to pull that day
  • sneaking desserts from the kitchen to the boys common room, and the elves also becoming your friends
  • watching every quidditch match James’ playing and supporting him during moth matches and practice
  • trying to stayh healthy with Sirius but you propably will only go out on 1 run during those 7 years
  • always having a four shoulders to cry on 
  • SNEAKING OUT TO EXPLORE HOGWARTS
  • and getting caught bc none of you are that smooth
  • knowing about Remus’ furry little problem and being 100000% there for him all the time
  • every day is filled with something new, and every day you get to know the boys a little better
  • you wouldn’t wish for any other friends
Head Trauma

A bluepulse OT3 fic

EDIT: For those who would find reading this on Ao3 easier on the eyes, here’s the link: Head Trauma (Ao3 version)


The loud crack was enough to make the team momentarily freeze, their eyes darting skyward to lock on Blue Beetle. For a moment he was spiraling toward the ground, his wings beating unbalanced and irregular. For that split second Impulse felt like his heart stopped. Almost as quickly as it happened he righted himself and flew straight at the meta who had thrown the giant chunk of concrete at his head to take him down quickly and efficiently.

Robin thought for a moment of ordering a tactical retreat, but they were so close to completing the mission, and judging by the way Blue Beetle was making quick work of the situation he was fine. ‘…Finish the mission. Then check in as soon as possible.’

As soon as they had secured the weapons-shipment Robin notified the League and ordered his team to fade back. The moment they had regrouped to wait for pickup from Nightwing, Tim turned to Jaime and spoke. “Are you okay? That sounded like a serious hit.”

All eyes turned to focus on Jaime. His head tilted to the side, but he didn’t armor-down. The look in his eyes was… off.

“Blue?” Bart asked as he darted over to his side.

Gold eyes glanced at Bart, inscrutable, but not hostile or warm. When he spoke it was all too clear that Jaime wasn’t the one speaking. “There is a problem,” he said without Jaime’s accent, “The head trauma is serious. Jaime Reyes is currently unconscious.”

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Varric: Shale, I’ve written a lot of scenes where I describe someone as having a twinkle in their eye. You’re the first I’ve met who’s whole body twinkles.

Shale: I’ve been told my crystals are attractive.

Iron Bull: I’ll say! Power? Glitter? Just look at the size of you! What more could I ask for? Mmmhmmm.

Shale: It wishes to couple with me? Fascinating.

Iron Bull: So whaddya say? Wanna see if we can make an earthquake?

Shale: I think it underestimates a number of factors involved in this coupling.

Varric: Don’t mind me, I’ll just be up here taking notes on the strangest romance novel my publishers will never put in print.

I’ll Make Your Heart Beat Faster

Summary: Based off that time Dan and Phil did the glow-in-the-dark paint challenge (on BBC radio show) which Dan described as “erotic”. They go home and try to help each other wash off the paint…but some bottled up feelings get in the way.

note if you don’t know which D vs P challenge I mean, go watch it. Now. srsly it’s the best thing ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13Deo85WhMU

Warnings: Like two swears I think and a sprinkle of smuttiness but nothing else really

Wordlength: about 2k (2019 to be exact)

Disclaimer: I doughnut own Dan and Phil. sorry fo da lame pun couldn’t resist

this is my very first phanfic (i’ve written other fanfictions just not about danny and philly) so don’t be too harsh on me! but also please please let me know what I can improve and whatnot. Enjoy! :)

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pandajelo  asked:

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable [my edit: if you want]). SPREAD POSITIVITY! :)

5 things are so many I hope I get them all together! ;u;

  1. i like my eyes
  2. i like my sense of humor (a friend told me once a german pun about a canon and a banana, I laughed so much my tummy started to hurt and I still couldn’t stop)
  3. i like my hips (they’re kinda wide and skirts are looking really pretty on me bc they are falling much more wider and fluffier instead of just hanging down)
  4. i like that my need for body contact is really strong (it could be 40 degree outside and I still would wanna hold the others hand and cuddle up like try to stop me you will not success)
  5. ??my toes are really pretty I guess I literally have no ideas anymore??? ?