i was so happy i had another opportunity to wear my leonardo da vinci cosplay, this time at kamecon, where i actually won the best performance prize in the cosplay contest! i’ll be using the how-to books i won to help make my ezio cosplay this summer, and i’m so excited to get started!
a big shout-out to everyone who recognized my cosplay, or didn’t recognize it and still asked for pictures, and everyone who let me gush about how much i love assassin’s creed. grazie!
I think they deserve to get some revenge personal style on the egg.
-Inquisitor has customizable prosthetic arm that can double as a hand/weapon of choice. (Ex. Crossbow, blade, dart firing, ect.)
-Tevinter. (I mean. I don’t think I even have to ask. I know it’s coming.)
-!!!!DRAMATIC LOVE INTREST REUNIONS!!!! I’m talking Dorian and the Inquisitor. Maybe even Hawke and Fenris, holy shit I would die.
-When I say dramatic, I mean like one of them picks up the other and spins and they hold each other for 2737272733213 years.
-Kicking solas’s ass and saying “I am not Corypheus. I take no joy in this.” but actually taking joy in it.
-GET A FUCKING PET FOR THE INQUISITOR. Like it doesn’t even have to be a mabari. Maybe like have interactions with the mounts or something. Like “hey bitch holy fck have u seen my hart? No? Well get your ass over here rn and pet his head, he’s a sweet af lil hoe.”
-More little scenes with companions, and especially love intrests. Like do little meaningless conversations that don’t have shit to do with the plot; it’s just them bonding and having a good time.
i guess someone said like something something police. and in a brilliant moment of word association i yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police
hey you could pour soup in my lap and i'll probably apologize to you
i put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and i felt safe
you know how you lie to your parents?
he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving
everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds
it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them
you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die
i don't want to be doing what i'm doing either
i am very small, and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵
woah, that tall child looks terrible!
hi, i'm very gay and would like a few dollars
Manchmal erinnere ich mich an diese… Klatschspiele? Händeklatsch-Lieder? Wie auch immer, jedenfalls, WOHER kommen die??? Wer hat sich die ausgedacht??? Warum kennen so viele Kinder von verschiedenen Orten die gleichen Sachen? Obwohl keiner von denen Sinn ergibt?! Es gibt einen Reim über Michael Jackson und Prostituierte (?) in Spanien und hey, ein Klassiker über… Einen Typen, der der Brandstiftung bei Müllers bezichtigt wird und seinen Bruder im Bett mit seiner Frau sieht (und die Frau explodiert!!)… Ich meine, wie kommen Kinder darauf, das zu singen