da hey

anybody up for chatting with nezzie !!!?

I’ve noticed we haven’t posted much lately (mostly due to me bc I’m shitty) but hey, da inBOX is open, let’s talk about shit, like I dunno,

• y'all have any oc’s you wanna talk about (bc bitch meeee tooooo)

• an idea you have for an imagine/headcannon?

• genuine questions for any of us???

• to shy to come off of anon, but just want to be friends ??

• literally anything else ?

BC BITCH I AM HERE AND THE INBOX IS OPEN AND YEAH LETS TALK

- nez

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“Cassandra i respect you more than you could possibly imagine; i mean, i look up to you"”

 19.O4 for @cocouri

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i was so happy i had another opportunity to wear my leonardo da vinci cosplay, this time at kamecon, where i actually won the best performance prize in the cosplay contest! i’ll be using the how-to books i won to help make my ezio cosplay this summer, and i’m so excited to get started!

a big shout-out to everyone who recognized my cosplay, or didn’t recognize it and still asked for pictures, and everyone who let me gush about how much i love assassin’s creed. grazie!

Das Kapital, Vol. 1

hey there you tube, uh, karl here back again with another book, uh today im gonna be, unboxing and reviewing capitalism, uh as you can see uh looks pretty bad, uh

When King Regis calls (part 2)
  • Noctis: Guys it's my dad again PLEASE shut up!
  • Everyone: Okay
  • Noctis: Hey da--
  • Luna: NOCTIS I AM LEAVING YOU FOR CINDY
  • Ravus: GIVE ME THAT NEEDLE
  • Nyx: NOW THAT'S A SWEET ASS.
  • Ignis: That's it! I'm making pot brownies!
  • Gladio: *Actually smacked Noctis's ass causing him to yelp* Grrr!
  • Iris: NOCTIS IS GOOD AT ORAL
  • Aranea: Come to momma pretty boy!
  • Prompto: *a weird selection of sexual noises*
  • Ravus: LUNA WHAT THE FUCK PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
  • Nyx: MY BODY IS READY
  • Noctis: ....
  • Noctis: Dad I swear it's not---
  • -dial tone-
  • Noctis: seriously fuck you guys.
Things I want in Dragon Age 4

-Inquisitor as protagonist again.

I think they deserve to get some revenge personal style on the egg.

-Inquisitor has customizable prosthetic arm that can double as a hand/weapon of choice. (Ex. Crossbow, blade, dart firing, ect.)

-Tevinter. (I mean. I don’t think I even have to ask. I know it’s coming.)

-!!!!DRAMATIC LOVE INTREST REUNIONS!!!! I’m talking Dorian and the Inquisitor. Maybe even Hawke and Fenris, holy shit I would die.

-When I say dramatic, I mean like one of them picks up the other and spins and they hold each other for 2737272733213 years.

-Kicking solas’s ass and saying “I am not Corypheus. I take no joy in this.” but actually taking joy in it.

-GET A FUCKING PET FOR THE INQUISITOR. Like it doesn’t even have to be a mabari. Maybe like have interactions with the mounts or something. Like “hey bitch holy fck have u seen my hart? No? Well get your ass over here rn and pet his head, he’s a sweet af lil hoe.”

-More little scenes with companions, and especially love intrests. Like do little meaningless conversations that don’t have shit to do with the plot; it’s just them bonding and having a good time.

-SWImmING.

When King Regis calls (part 3)
  • Noctis: No I'm not answering this, after what you did before.
  • Ignis: But Noctis, King Regis would contact you only if it's a very important matter.
  • Gladio: Yeah, have some respect for the old man.
  • Prompto: Maybe he just misses you?
  • *everyone else in the room is giving him a dirty look*
  • Noctis: ... Fine.
  • Noctis: Hey da-
  • Prompto: PLEASE USE A CONDOM NOCTIS
  • Ignis: I'M COOKING METH
  • Gladio: MY SWORD IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S THICK AND LONG!
  • LUNA: I'M PREGNANT WITH NYX
  • *Nyx chokes on his drink in the background*
  • Cindy: AUGH NOW THAT'S A NOICE REAR HIGHNESS
  • *Aranea decided that it's her turn to make the weird sexual noises this time*
  • Noctis: I'll call you later.
  • Noctis:
  • Noctis: I'm going to ignore all of you for like five mins.
newsies characters as john mulaney quotes
  • Jack: i guess someone said like something something police. and in a brilliant moment of word association i yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police
  • Crutchie: hey you could pour soup in my lap and i'll probably apologize to you
  • Davey: i put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and i felt safe
  • Katherine: you know how you lie to your parents?
  • Pulitzer: he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving
  • Finch: everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds
  • Albert: it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them
  • Buttons: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
  • Spot: i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die
  • Elmer: i don't want to be doing what i'm doing either
  • Romeo: i am very small, and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
  • Henry: 🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵
  • Specs: woah, that tall child looks terrible!
  • Race: hi, i'm very gay and would like a few dollars
  • Hannah: hello? hush!

Manchmal erinnere ich mich an diese… Klatschspiele? Händeklatsch-Lieder? Wie auch immer, jedenfalls, WOHER kommen die??? Wer hat sich die ausgedacht??? Warum kennen so viele Kinder von verschiedenen Orten die gleichen Sachen? Obwohl keiner von denen Sinn ergibt?! Es gibt einen Reim über Michael Jackson und Prostituierte (?) in Spanien und hey, ein Klassiker über… Einen Typen, der der Brandstiftung bei Müllers bezichtigt wird und seinen Bruder im Bett mit seiner Frau sieht (und die Frau explodiert!!)… Ich meine, wie kommen Kinder darauf, das zu singen