da da da da dum

a list of moments™ in musical theatre

-STAYYYYYY LITTLE VALLLLLENTIIIINE STAYYYYYYYYY and then the pause and the sudden decrescendo into “each day is valentine’s dayyyyy”
-ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN and everything about that song
-all of “raise a little hell” and “this world will remember us” and everything about laura osnes and jeremy jordan
-the acapella part in “two by two” when they’re all clapping and some people are echoing and its just Pretty
-the harmonies on “moonlight swiiiiims”
-dum da da dum da da dum da da dum da da DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA DA DUM DA M A C A V I T Y M A C A V I T Y
-the dirty bum bum bum bum the dirty bum bum bum bum bum HE HAD IT COMIN
-and i dug deep down to the bottom of my soul…and cried…'cause…i…felt…N O T H I N G
-will i ever make a sound………………ON THE OUTSIDE ALWAYS LOOKING IN and the lights change and then you burst into sobs
-YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE) YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE NOT ALONE (YOU ARE NOT ALONE)…even when the dark comes crashing through when you need a friend to carry you and when you’re b r o k e n o n t h e g r o u n d…………Y O U W I L L B E F O U N D
-do you KNOWWWW how great my life is
-and your keys OH OH OH OH your ring of keeeeeeeyyyys
-FAAAME (I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVERRRR)
-TURN BACK OH MANNNNNNN BA DA DA DUM B O W !!!!
-literally all of grease the musical
-or if i were a bell i’d go DING DONG DING DONG DINGGGGGG
-evERYthing’s comING up roSES and daFFOdils
-OHHHH MAMA WELCOME TO THE SIXTIIIIES
-in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can JUST YOU WAIT in new york you can be a new man IN NEW YORK NEW YORK JUST YOU WAIT
-the entirety of satisfied
-we won we won WE WON W E W O N
-if you stand for nothing burr what’ll you fall for …. i wanna be in the room where it happens the room where it happens……………and then the rest of that song from that point on
-its my candy store its my candy (mezzo harmony) its my candy store its my candy (soprano harmony) its my candy store its my candy STOOOOOORE WOAH OH WOAH
-YEAHHHHHH FULL STEAM AHEADDDD TAKE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKINNNNNG
-SEEEEEE YOU AROUNNNND (WHY-OHHHHH) AROUNNNNNNNND (WHY-OHHHHHHHHH) WOAHHHHHHHHH WOAH WOAH OH OHHHHH I’LL BE DOWNTOWNNNNN
-into the woods !!!! into the woods !!!! yes into the woods and out of the woods and HOME BEFORE DARK
-everybody say yeaheeeeyeah (yeaheeeyeah)
-i am so much better ……… THAN BEFORRRRRRRRRRRE
-who am i ….. TWO FOUR SIX OH ONNNNNE
-REDDDD THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENNNNN
-every day a little deaaaaaaaaaath (and then they hold the note for a million years and its heartbreaking)
-WE ARE REVOLTING CHILDREN LIVING IN REVOLTING TIMES
-and andrey isn’t here……………(massive door slam)………………RAZ DAV TRI (the whole room lights up and you’re sobbing) AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-the harmonies on the second AND THIS IS ALL IN YOUR PROGRAM
-i pity you i pity me i pity you AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-all of no one else because denée benton is a princess
-dollllllokhovvvv the assassinnnn
-its alright natasha … i’m heeeeerrrre … so neeeeaaar …
-IS THIS HOW I DIE (extreme jazz™ plays)
-my brother is quite madly in love ………. he is quite madly in love with YOU my deeeeeeaaaaarrrr yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah ohhhh OHHHHHHHHH OH HOW SHE BLUSHES HOW SHE BLUSHES
-amber gray in general
-I W I L L L O V E Y O U A N A T O L E
-natalie natalie natalie i must love you or die NATALIE NATALIE NATALIE
-remember me to s t e s h k a THERE GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE
-AND THE WORLD WILL KNOW
-THERES CHANGE COMIN ONCE AND FOR ALLLL
-I’M ALIVE I’M ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE
-and i’ll be happily happy yes happily happy and thoroughly SATISFIIIIIIIED
-the phantom’s theme
-ooooh oooooooooh ooh ooh JOIN US LEAVE YOUR FIELD TO FLOWER
-all of the Pulizter Prize winning musical Rent™
-LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAINNN
-i c e c r e a m … he bought me i c e c r e a m …vanilla i c e c r e a m … IMAGINE THAAAAT
-THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIIIVE
-every single song in spring awakening what a jam™
-SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORRRRRRRRRGE
-if i could concentrate…………I’D BE IN THE FOLLIES
-FREELY FLOWS THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO M O R A L I Z E
-play it coooooooooool boy
-defying gravity as a whole
-FIYERRRRRRROOOOOOO
-ease on down ease on down the roooooaaaaad

Bruce: *walks into Batcave and sees Jason with a guitar* 

Jason: Hey B I wrote you a song! *sings to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel*

It’s 12 o'clock in Gotham City 
The Joker is busy killing everyone
There’s an old man sitting next to me
Makin’ love to his Catwoman cuz he’s nasty 

He says, “Son, you gotta stop shooting bad guys”
And I’m like “Bruce, don’t tell me what to do”
Cuz I died and he cried but I came back and stuff
When I wore green Robin panties

(Batkids join in)
La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song, you’re the Batman
Beat up some thugs tonight
Cuz you’re boring and brooding and it’s getting annoying
And you’re the one and only Dark Knight

Now Roy from the Outlaws is my BFF
I hang out with him and Kori
And he’s quick with a joke or to shoot an arrow in your foot
And together we like pissing off Batman
He says, “Jaybird you’re the most awesome guy ever”
As we kicked an alien’s ass
And I’m like “I know I’m the coolest
“Learned it all from the All Caste”

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Now Dick was Batman while you were dead
He never had time for Barbara cuz he sucks at relationships
And Tim’s dead inside cuz everyone he likes died
And he probably hasn’t slept in five years

Oh Damian is a murderous freaking demon spawn
Who is probably gonna kill someone the second he’s left alone 
Also Steph keeps stealing all the food from my fridge
But I don’t mind cuz I stole it from the manor anyway

Sing us a song you’re the Batman
You have a cool British butler 
Also you don’t know when to stop adopting orphans
And you probably need an intervention by now

By the way Cass stole my jacket yesterday
And you didn’t even care when I told you
So I went to all of your Rogues and gave them your number
So suck it old man, you totally deserved it  
And you’ve had seven sidekicks so far
And at least six of them have died at some point
Now I’m starting to think maybe that’s a bad sign
But oh well it’s too late to deal with that now 

Oh, la la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song you’re the Batman
And you’ve got a pet cow for some reason even though I’ve asked you several times for a dog and you kept telling me we couldn’t have animals in the Batcave but I guess that’s just a big fat lie so fuck you Bruce  
Well we’re all in the mood for some crimefighting
And by the way you’re really old 

Jason: *guitar solo and ends song* What’d ya think old man? 

Bruce: … 

Bruce: *tired sigh* Where is the sweet embrace of death when you need it 

I Won’t Do That

Pairing:  Dean x Reader (Female)

Summary:  Dean would do literally anything for the reader, except that one thing she wants in bed.

Word Count: 1.6k

Warnings: Fluff, hint of smut… I think that’s it…

A/N: This (Oddly enough) is inspired by Meatloaf’s I’d Do Anything For Love but here is the song I reference later in the fic.

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In case you want the exact version of the Mind Eraser the Dear Listeners sent, here it is.

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For @tearing-down-my-walls!

Sodapop:

U&I

“I want you to know, I need you to be
Someone for me in my life, I can’t let you go
But you cheated on me
And now everybody thinks that you’re the bad guy
Well guess what, I think that you are baby
I think you need some discipline baby
And I think about you kissing him baby
Fuck that guy, happy I don’t know his name
I’ll go ahead and let him play
And I can’t try to control your brain.”

Originally posted by leonseff

Dally:

Dangerous 

“Texting and calling, while I’m with my bitch
You be puttin’ me through some shit
But that pussy good as shit
Now she goin’ through my shit
Ask me, “Who is this? Who’s that?”
Smell my dick and asked last night where you was at
So if I lie now she’ll probably find the truth later
But if I tell the truth she’ll probably wanna leave a player.”

Originally posted by mindo80

Johnny:

Staying Up

“No food to eat, all the money’s been wasted from last week
I can’t even leave, so I sit in the basement, making up rad beats
Hot cup of tea, it’s four o'clock in the middle of the night, and I can’t sleep
It’s all on the peak, so bad I can taste it while it eats me.”

Originally posted by dallvss

Two Bit:

Alleyways

“And cause we all chew gum, we all have fun with water guns
La da da da da da, da da dum dum dum
And we all grew up, shit got tough
Shit just wasn’t simple enough
And whenever the sun came out, we played
(We didn’t want to get older, we didn’t want to get older)
We would run on the block all night and day
(We didn’t want to get older).”

Originally posted by theoutsidersdirtyimagines

Ponyboy:

Sweater Weather

“Use the sleeves of my sweater
Let’s have an adventure
Head in the clouds but my gravity’s centered
Touch my neck and I’ll touch yours
You in those little high-waisted shorts, oh.”

Originally posted by ow-tsiders

Darry:

Daddy Issues

“Go ahead and cry little girl
Nobody does it like you do
I know how much it matters to you
I know that you got daddy issues
And if you were my little girl
I’d do whatever I could do
I’d run away and hide with you
I love that you got daddy issues
And I do too.”

Originally posted by dearsenna

Steve:

Wiped Out

“Lost and afraid
Young and innocent but getting older
I don’t wanna be alone
I don’t wanna be alone
Sharper the blade is
The easier it scars your soul
I don’t wanna be alone
I don’t wanna be alone
My current state is heavy
Hope it’s a phase or something
Don’t let me go.”

Originally posted by matt-dillon-trash

can you imagine what it must have been like to go to the theatre, sit down, and it was grey gardens and there was christine ebrsole and she was little edie and she was big edie and she was singing with that VOICE and she was adding 5 layers of subtext into the lyric “da da da da dum” there are actual people who saw that

Happy(?) Barricade Day!

Hello, dear friends and fellow sufferers! Here’s my modest offering for this heart-rending festival of woe, brought to you by a realization that:

(a) Le fin des vers de Jean Prouvaire clocks to eight sylllables and;

(b) Jehan’s exactly the kind of nerdy drama lama who would appreciate being commemorated in the style of Finnic epics.

Therefore I shall rest secure in conviction that he would appreciate the effort, if not the execution.

Many thanks to @shellcollector, for giving suggestions, making everything scan, and generally being a person who comprehends English in practice, not only theory. <3

Also, I am very sorry


(read to the rhythm of DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM da )


Le fin des vers de Jean Prouvaire

Stop and listen, friend far distant
child of changes, charging forward
tumbling through the tags of tumblr
tracing tales of times long past
Stay and listen, child of changes
for a fable well familiar,
will not wither in whispering
shall not shatter in sharing

Listen, friend, but well be warned
for such words of woe will follow
as shall speak the shames of centuries
sing the song of paving stones
sing of cities torn asunder
flags of flame and coats of crimson
of such heroes hid from history
of their souls in shadows swallowed.

Sing the poet’s song who forged
verses for his friends while waiting,
for the dawn in dreams evoked
staring down the breaking future
spoke into the spell-bound silence
lines in lonely, love-lorn language.
told tales of a thousand triumphs
made a million myths from memories
Breathed a hundred happy hopes

Where to find his well-forged verses?
Spells he sang into the silence ?
myths transmuted from his memories?
happiness from a happenstance?
Where is he himself, the poet?
Where thousand dreams that dawned?
Where’s the future claimed for love?
Where his words to free the world?

Lost the poet was in darkness
torn from the redoubt resplendent
unseen by his friends was taken
far beyond the barricade.
In the winds his verses withered
On the shadowed streets songs scattered.
But the poet, wordsmith, prophet
with his last breath promised better

Still his songs shall  sound in silence
words and verses find their form in
paving stones and good intentions
hopes carved into wineshop walls.
Flowers grown in cracks shall whisper
reaching skywards- “Vive l'avenir”
For the verse is yet not finished
Dreams of dawn can never die.