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To a very strange lizard, found by the gardener of the Belvedere, he [Leonardo] fastened some wings with a mixture of quicksilver made from scales scraped from other lizards, which quivered as it moved by crawling about. After he had fashioned eyes, a horn, and a beard for it, he tamed the lizard and kept it in a box, and all the friends to whom he showed it fled in terror.
—  Giorgio Vasari in The Life of Leonardo da Vinci (from The Lives of the Artists)
  • Me: I need to focus on my studies and not get obsessed with a fandom again. University is more important!
  • Me: *goes and see's Beauty and the Beast multiple times, starts writing fanfiction and creating fan art for it too*
  • Me: ... fuck.

“What is fair in men does not last. Nothing is more fleeting than the years of a man’s life. But this is not true of art. The joy of understanding. That is the most noble of pleasures. Feathers will lift men as they do birds up to heaven.

I must stop now, my soup’s getting cold.”

– Leonardo da Vinci, disciple of experience.


Stone’s reaction after getting shot by Ezekiel on purpose and then cured by a magical medic kit to prove that they are in a video game…just priceless.

It’s a good thing that I love you

Pairing: Finn Balor/You

Summary: You’ve always said that your boyfriend was capable of fucking you through the mattress. Why did he have to take it so literally ? a/n: this is short and stupid. Also despite the subject matter not smutty. I mean there’s mention of sex, so.

Tags: @the-geekgoddes

You have never been more embarrassed in your life. Finn, the idiot, is laughing so hard he’s no longer making noise. You are mortified. Maybe you’d be laughing along with your giggling boyfriend if it wasn’t for the fact you knew this was going to be a story he told all your friends. Damn him.

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