Ok so my game bugged and I killed Solas. Like, literally killed Solas. This is the best bug ever, can you imagine how confused I was?? Like?? “That’s it? That’s all?” And then when nothing continued I… realized something was wrong.
To a very strange lizard, found by the gardener of the Belvedere, he [Leonardo] fastened some wings with a mixture of quicksilver made from scales scraped from other lizards, which quivered as it moved by crawling about. After he had fashioned eyes, a horn, and a beard for it, he tamed the lizard and kept it in a box, and all the friends to whom he showed it fled in terror.
Giorgio Vasari in The Life of Leonardo da Vinci (from The Lives of the Artists)
“What is fair in men does not last. Nothing is more fleeting than the years of a man’s life. But this is not true of art. The joy of understanding. That is the most noble of pleasures. Feathers will lift men as they do birds up to heaven.
Summary: You’ve always said that your
boyfriend was capable of fucking you through the mattress. Why did he
have to take it so literally ? a/n: this is short and stupid. Also
despite the subject matter not smutty. I mean there’s mention of sex, so.
You have never been more embarrassed in your life. Finn, the idiot, is
laughing so hard he’s no longer making noise. You are mortified. Maybe
you’d be laughing along with your giggling boyfriend if it wasn’t for
the fact you knew this was going to be a story he told all your friends.