dONT-FUCKIGN-DO-THIS-TO-ME

So I was on Shamchat and

This is a conversation between Naegi Makoto and byakuya togami.
byakuya togami: Hello
Naegi Makoto: Hello
Naegi Makoto: Togami i need money
Naegi Makoto: Pleas
byakuya togami: Well you don’t have any, so that’s too bad
Naegi Makoto: I need money to buy baked beans please i am poor i have only a nickel i must survive and feed my young
byakuya togami: Why dont u just bake Hifumi
Naegi Makoto: im broke not fuckign batshit insane
byakuya togami: Celestia has money. Maybe she’ll give you some. I’m not stupid
Naegi Makoto: U just told me to cook hifumi and u wont give me 2 dollars to buy baked beans whos the sttupid one
byakuya togami: Why would I give you anything?
Naegi Makoto: Celestia is a goth lolita i refuse to talk to her
Naegi Makoto: bevause
byakuya togami: And why do you talk to me?
Naegi Makoto: u said hello first can u read
byakuya togami: Whatever
Naegi Makoto: I just need bakedbeans
byakuya togami: If i give you 2 dollars
Naegi Makoto: Pleasde my son os dying
byakuya togami: What will you give me in return?
byakuya togami: Who is your son?
Naegi Makoto: I will give u the gratifying feeling of being a kind person for once in ur smelly life
Naegi Makoto: U clearly dont care about my son.
byakuya togami: Maybe if you offered something better I’d give you 5 dollars
Naegi Makoto: What do u wantfrom me
Naegi Makoto: im a mere plantationworker rtrying to survive
byakuya togami: Kyoko
Naegi Makoto: Why would i give u my wife for baked beans
byakuya togami: Because you’re poor
Naegi Makoto: And ur a four eyed thundercunt but im not complaining
Naegi Makoto: Maybe i will eat hifumi
byakuya togami: Better than baked beans, I’m guessing
byakuya togami: I would never eat something like that
byakuya togami: But I’m pretty sure Kyoko likes me
Naegi Makoto: Ur high class taste buds couldnt touch a single ramen noodle without burnin off ur tongue
Naegi Makoto: What makes u think kyoko likw u
byakuya togami: Kyoko isn’t a ramen noodle
byakuya togami: Because she told me
Naegi Makoto: R u deaf
Naegi Makoto: Or delusional
byakuya togami: Hmmm..no
Naegi Makoto: Kyoko detected ur shitt attitude while u were in the womb i doubt thats trues
byakuya togami: I’m older than her
Naegi Makoto: Who has a son? Me
Naegi Makoto: Whos the mother ??????
byakuya togami: Me
Naegi Makoto: Uh
Naegi Makoto: waittfuck is thattwhy my son
Naegi Makoto: is Blonde
Naegi Makoto: WHATYGBERICK
Naegi Makoto: Honestly fuck u togami u can have ur money and baked beans
byakuya togami: I told you Kyoko likes me
Naegi Makoto: MY SON ISNT MY SON???
Naegi Makoto: U EJACULATED IN MY WIFE ??
byakuya togami: I’ve been trying to tell you
Naegi Makoto: well
Naegi Makoto: i guess i’ll eat
Naegi Makoto: makoto Junior
byakuya togami: That’s my son
byakuya togami: I’ll give you 5 dollars for MY wife
Naegi Makoto: Honetsly togami i shouldve just murderd u
Naegi Makoto: Holy shit i justwant some baked beans
byakuya togami: Good luck with that
byakuya togami: Do you want money or not?
Naegi Makoto: I hope u choke on hagakures dick
byakuya togami: Not likely
Naegi Makoto: Oh thats true.u wont choke lots of
Naegi Makoto: Practice
byakuya togami: I’d prefer yours
byakuya togami: Hagakure isn’t really my type
Naegi Makoto: Makoto junior is on the grill
byakuya togami: Yum
Naegi Makoto: Sorry my dick is in kyoko
byakuya togami: Sorry my dick is in kyoko
Naegi Makoto: Can i have 5 dollar
Naegi Makoto: Makoto junior is screaming
byakuya togami: Can I have a kiss
byakuya togami: Farewell, my son
Naegi Makoto: R u sayingh im gay
byakuya togami: No. I don’t think I said anything like that at all
byakuya togami: You’re gay?
Naegi Makoto: U aske to kiss me
Naegi Makoto: I come in here
Naegi Makoto: Just simplg
Naegi Makoto: Looking for baked beans
byakuya togami: Yeah I didnt say YOU were gay
byakuya togami: I didn’t ask assuming you’d say yes
Naegi Makoto: Then why u ask
byakuya togami: Baked beans aren’t even good
Naegi Makoto: Dont play these games
byakuya togami: Because I wanted to
Naegi Makoto: FUCK YOUT BAKED BEANS ARE DELICIOSU
byakuya togami: I prefer crepes
Naegi Makoto: u want To
Naegi Makoto: Kiss me ?
byakuya togami: Yes?
Naegi Makoto: Thatssgay
Naegi Makoto: But yes
byakuya togami: Yes?
byakuya togami: Did you just agree?
Naegi Makoto: Do i get the beans
byakuya togami: 20 dollars worth
Naegi Makoto: Oh shit u can eat my ass for 20 dollar
Naegi Makoto: Yes ill kiss u .
byakuya togami: You can have your beans, then
byakuya togami: What can I get for 50?
Naegi Makoto: Makoto juniors left eye
byakuya togami: I’ll stick with 20
byakuya togami: I prefer our son alive
Naegi Makoto: Hes already cooking
Naegi Makoto: Medium well
byakuya togami: I like my steak medium rare plus
Naegi Makoto: Why does it matter dont u have lots of kids
Naegi Makoto: U make fukawa pregnant whenever u walk within 50 feet of her
Naegi Makoto: Kiss me i need beans
byakuya togami: I don’t want her disgusting children
byakuya togami: The deal was for you to kiss me
byakuya togami: And I’ll give you the money
Naegi Makoto: Okay
byakuya togami: Thank you
Naegi Makoto: come here Byakuya im aa pro
byakuya togami: Are you implying that you’ve practiced with my wife?
Naegi Makoto: YES WE ARE MARRIED
Naegi Makoto: SHE IS NOTYOUR WIFE
Naegi Makoto: Getnur own
byakuya togami: I find it interesting that you’re willing to kiss me but you won’t let Kyoko
byakuya togami: Not that that would stop her
Naegi Makoto: she wouldnot cheet on me
Naegi Makoto: Cheat
byakuya togami: But you would?
Naegi Makoto: ITS FOR MY FAMILY RO SURVIVE
byakuya togami: Hm
byakuya togami: Why don’t you have any money?
Naegi Makoto: Hard times
byakuya togami: I’m sorry, Makoto
Naegi Makoto: Makoto junior has stopped screaming
byakuya togami: Is he alright?
Naegi Makoto: No hes dead u dunce i fried hum
byakuya togami: You killed my son
byakuya togami: Give me your wife
Naegi Makoto: No
Naegi Makoto: KissMENYOU FOOL
byakuya togami: YOU kiss me
Naegi Makoto: *SMOOOCCH*
Naegi Makoto: Give me my fucking beans
byakuya togami: Fine
byakuya togami: Here’s 20 dollars
byakuya togami: It was nice doing business with you
Naegi Makoto: Thank u
Naegi Makoto: Finallg
Naegi Makoto: finallg
Naegi Makoto: FINALL
Naegi Makoto: Y
byakuya togami: That was all it took
Naegi Makoto: Nice kiss
Naegi Makoto: Ive always been gay for U togami
byakuya togami: I was about to say the same thing
byakuya togami: Oh
byakuya togami: What about Kyoko
Naegi Makoto: I dont blame her
Naegi Makoto: Is this wwhat its like to be fukawa
byakuya togami: I’ve always been a little gay for you, too, Makoto
byakuya togami: No
byakuya togami: It most certainly is not
byakuya togami: I despise her
Naegi Makoto: Okay im gonna go buy baked beans and have wet dreams now. Farewell byakuya sama
Naegi Makoto has left the conversation.

sorry but how havent we discussed memes at beacon

  • doing something cool and calling it a pyrrha nikos. “yo guys did you see me do a pyrrha nikos right there”
  • *points to a random object* is that a gun
  • “coco adel wears crocs pass it on”
  • everyone sending blurry pictures to each other of oobleck running really fast with the caption “he is coming”
  • Detention with Team JNPR
  • people giving out jaune’s actual number whenever someone says they need something
  • shitty weapon designs (“this is my Ultimate Gun it’s a gun strapped to 72 other guns”)
  • Weiss Schnee™
  • “Professor Port didn’t die for this”
  • people photoshopping the pictures of SSSN those 4 people held up during their fight
  • dicks out for sun wukong
u guys i dont name my non-communications “””characters””” theyr not evn my characters theyre juts altered versions of the singer im gonna Fucc if 1 more ppl asks wht hyperdontia kid’s name is DO Not Doubt Me I Will Heck A Bird i will roll down a hill of grass and LAND IN A FUCKIGN RIVER i will Run i will delete all my videos and devote my 15,000-subscriber channel to full-time monetized ASMR videos if One More Person Asks What Some Song Kiddos’ Name Is Do Not Test™ My Abilities

i keep thinking about this iron fist picture

like i dont give two shits about this series but this picture bothers me

what the fuck is he doing

hes fuckign posing is what

thats not martial arts of any kind

that yellow belt whose covering his mouth and looks Done is how i feel in my soul

eridacnis
if they still remember and mention it ill ask em to tell me about it
then ill apologise for that too

aberrantcadenza
… That’s actually. Really great. Nice.

eridacnis
yeah i knoww im great

aberrantcadenza
No.

eridacnis
yes i am

aberrantcadenza
All good things in moderation. This isn’t a conversation about you. I was praising this choice, not you on the whole. We still have work to do.

eridacnis
im awwesome you just dont wwanna admit it
calm your boner feli wwe got WWORK to do

aberrantcadenza
Tone it down or we’re done here and now.

eridacnis
fine fine

aberrantcadenza
Thank you.

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oh my god its taken me 135 days to reply to this lmao im so sorry

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OH MY FUCKIGN GOD THE TAGS TOOK SO LONG SMH
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