3x01 // 3x02

I get to make a one-shot D&D session for my sisters!!!

I talked my one sister and my brother-in-law to join my other sister and her bf in a one-shot dungeons crawler I’m gonna orchestrate.

This means I’ll have two people who haven’t played before, 1 who’s super new at it and 1 who 5e is a new system for and I’m stoooooked!!!

I gotta figure out what I want them to fight now HMMM….

Also I am making some premade characters for most of them to choose from and a set of magic items for them to find/start with and they’re starting at level 5.  \o/

Also I might end it with a timed “NOW YOU MUST ESCAPE” scenario skill drill complete with hourglass a la Mercer.


L e t   m e   k n o w was about pain, uneasiness, uncertainty. It was about the darkness that came with the kind of love people called love because they didn’t know what else to call it.  It was about the loneliness that accompanied falling for a person who wouldn’t take the leap for you. It was about holding on to things that were long lost, or had never been there to begin with.” 

-3:47 by @mrsmon



Bring her to William’s party…. Maybe she can come to the cabin? A lesbian couple in Hemsedal. That would be so cozy! Right, Eva?


an anon requested some christmas iphone wallpapers! i hope these are festive enough. these ones are made for iphone 6+ dimensions, but as far as i know, they should fit most phones. please don’t repost; these took awhile. happy holidays!!

Session ideas so far:

  • Bone naga spellcaster as the final boss with skeleton minions to harass them.
  • Mimic somewhere in dungeon.  Rug of smothering too.  Maybe the same room.
  • an actual puzzle prop that I made that they have to solve.  idk what yet but maybe a riddle written on a scroll that means something when they do something to it?  A cheap puzzle that I paint over that acts as a map to help them through a rough part?  A puzzle that turns into a riddle message??
  • 3-D paper minis for monsters cause YES YES YES?
  • A race to exit the dungeon with a 15-minute hourglass set on the table
  • Pool of magic items they get to choose 2 from to start their game with
  • a gelatinous cube that cleans the hallways that I roll randomly for to see where it’s going.  They may never encounter it but what if they do on their way OUT?
  • I might give them the chicken pot I gave @shoelesscosmonaut as one of the magic items they can choose just because it;s hilarious and I love it (and it’s recently gotten useful in my main campaign as a bartering system and tester of all things dangerous)