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GA, GC, CG, CT, AA, AC and AT: order fast food from EB

Words: 1,652

Rating: G (death mention, mild innuendo based on blood color)

Characters: John Egbert, Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Tavros Nitram, Aradia Megido, Terezi Pyrope

Ships: Meowrails, implied Karezi (mainly <3<), one-sided Karnep

Sequel to this. Part three is on the way here.

EB: welcome to ecto burger, home of the slime shake, how may i help you?

CT: D –> Do you have any products that do not originate from the slaughter of beautiful creatures

EB: um

EB: we have salads?

EB: theyre pretty awful though

AC: :33 < equius this is not the time for your squ33mishness!!

AC: :33 < we have to eat m33t to live, its that simple!!!

CT: D –> Yes but

CT: D –> It

CT: D –> Makes me uncomfortable

CG: PLEASE DON’T GIVE HIM A REASON TO SWEAT, THE STENCH IS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY

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