GA, GC, CG, CT, AA, AC and AT: order fast food from EB
Rating: G (death mention, mild innuendo based on blood color)
Characters: John Egbert, Equius Zahhak, Nepeta Leijon, Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Tavros Nitram, Aradia Megido, Terezi Pyrope
Ships: Meowrails, implied Karezi (mainly <3<), one-sided Karnep
EB: welcome to ecto burger, home of the slime shake, how may i help you?
CT: D –> Do you have any products that do not originate from the slaughter of beautiful creatures
EB: we have salads?
EB: theyre pretty awful though
AC: :33 < equius this is not the time for your squ33mishness!!
AC: :33 < we have to eat m33t to live, its that simple!!!
CT: D –> Yes but
CT: D –> It
CT: D –> Makes me uncomfortable
CG: PLEASE DON’T GIVE HIM A REASON TO SWEAT, THE STENCH IS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY