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Svi dijelovi za generalku su konačno skupljeni: Elring dihtunzi dekla, glave (metalni D16Y8) i kartera; Eneos 10w40 ulje; Japanparts filter ulja; Ashika filter goriva; OEM Honda gumice ventila; NPR karike; King Racing svi ležajevi; NGK BKR6e-11 svjećice; Password:JDM vtec solenoid poklopac; HKS čep od ulja; VHT crveni strukturni sprej za deklo; Termo titanium traka za izduvnu granu; Traka za instalaciju; Continental ContiTech zupčasti remen sa 104 zuba.

All of the parts for engine overhauling are finally collected: Elring head (D16Y8), valve cover and oil pan gaskets; Eneos 10w40 oil; Japanparts oil filter; Ashika fuel filter; OEM Honda valve stem seals; NPR piston rings; All King Racing bearings; NGK BKR6e-11 spark plugs; Password:JDM VTEC solenoid cap; HKS oil cap; VHT red wrinkle spray for valve cover; Termo totanium wrap for exhaust manifold; Harness black wrap; Continental ContiTech timing belt with 104 teeth.

i can’t wait until i’m older and abt to publish my first book and i’m living in a small apartment in a big city with the loml and we’ve got good music playing and i’m wearing their clothes and they’ve got their favorite art on the walls and there’s a tiny puppy running around and we can’t see them but we can hear their tiny puppy paws padding around on the floor and i’m writing poetry and they’re making a mess in the kitchen but it’s okay bc we’re okay

World Eruri Conference 2017

Location: Redacted

Dates: Don’t Pretend Like You Don’t Know

Note: Any classes that are listed TBA have not been assigned. If you would like to volunteer for something, please leave a comment!  WEC Chair reserves the right to refuse volunteers on any grounds. 

The WEC isn’t responsible for anything that you do on your own time. If you risk getting us kicked out of the hotel, the Underground Eruris have offered to remove you from the property. Maintain your Eruri. Be polite like Erwin, clean up like Levi.

Friday:

15:00: Hotel Check In

15:00 - 17:00: Weekend Registration

17:00 - 19:00: Welcome To World Eruri Conference by The Founder of the Erurinati via Skype (distorted image and voice for maintenance of anonymity) followed directly by The Eruri GIF and AMVs of the Year Awards 

Conference Room A

19:00 - 22:00: Cigar Social 

Hotel patio nearest the bar

19:00 - 22:00: Non-alcohol Social 

Conference Room B

Saturday:

Artist Alley opens at 9:00 and closes from 14:00 - 15:30, opens again from 16:00 - 18:00, Located in The Ballroom, Security Time Donated by Underground Eruris, Booths are $10 for the weekend

9:00 - 10:00: Saturday and Sunday Registration

9:00 - 10:00: Eruri 101, Learning to Articulate Tears: “ *Strangled Emotional Noises* ” by @flecksofpoppy

Conference Room B

10:00 - 11:00:  Ageism and Eruri: “Dont You Dare Fucking Ask Me if I’ve Watched This Whole Anime, You Pimple-faced Youngster.” Panel directed by @momtaku @lostcauses-noregrets @world-war-eruri  

Conference Room A

10:00 - 11:00: How to Combat the Hate with Love: “Why Can’t We Be Friends, Bitch?” - The Founder of the Erurinati (Distorted Skype Call)

Conference Room B

11:00 - 12:00: Love Scenes: “How Many Ways Can I Make Them Touch Cocks?” - TBA

Conference Room C

11:00 - 12:00: The Canon Evidence: “I Know What I Saw. You Can’t Gaslight Me.” - @mirsama

Conference Room D

12:00 - 13:00: Lunch. Restaurants within walking distance: Subway, McDonald’s, Los Amantes (try the double banana flan butt), KFC, Pho Me. 

13:00 - 14:00:  The Labor of Love: “I Worked My Ass Off On This, and I Did It For the Love.” - @gouguruheddo and @erwinsalive  (Be sure to congratulate the newlyweds.)

Conference Room C

13:00 - 14:00: Porn in Public: “Where Can I Sit on This Public Transport Vehicle So No One Can See That I’m Drawing Cocks?” - @zedsdead1001

Conference Room D

14:00 - 16:00:  Keynote Speaker: Stereobone speaking on: Literally Whatever the Hell She Wants to Talk About: “How To Ache Hearts and Still Curl Toes”

Conference Room A and B 

Maximum Room Capacity 5,000 Eruris

Security Time Graciously Donated by Underground Eruris

Note: If you bought VIP WEC passes, show your badge to the guy in Mike cosplay near the stage after the presentation, and he will take you to the Meet and Greet Stereobone area. 

14:00 - 15:00: Researching for Love Scenes: “My Boss Told Me Not to Use UrbanDictionary at Work Anymore.” - @valisi-clark

The Gender Neutral Bathroom at the end of Floor 2, nicotine and alcohol allowed, leather required, 21+ only

14:00 - 15:00: How to Cope with the Grief of Your Favorite Fic Never Being Finished: “Are You Gonna Finish That? I’m Starving.” - TBA

Handkerchiefs and Sobbing Pillows Provided By (We Still Need a Donor)

Conference Room C

14:00 - 15:00: Muti-Shipping and OT3: “I Like All of the Genitals.” - TBA

Conference Room D

15:00 - 16:00: : How to Embrace the Hate: “Cunty Thot Who Doesn’t Even Read the Manga Doesn’t Give a Fuck.” - @birbwin 

Conference Room C

15:00 - 16:00:  Rarepairs Forum: “Our Love Shack is Smol, but Our Ship is Strong.” - @minxiebutt

Conference Room D

16:00 - 17:00:  The Commissions, the RedBubble, the Society6: “This Ship is Starving Me, But I’m So Thirsty.” - Panel Hosted by @seitsensarvi

Panel is in Artist Alley along the back wall of the ballroom. Autographs from favorite artists will be available after the panel. Artists are behind glass for their safety. Security Time Donated by Underground Eruris.

16:00 - 17:00:  Eruri Art Analysis: “Look at This Archive. Isn’t It Neat? Wouldn’t You Think My Collection’s Complete? You’re Wrong.” by @flecksofpoppy

Conference Room C

16:00 - 17:00: How to Put the Spark Back in Your Fandom Fire: “My Ship is Sinking, But I Still Have a Boner. S.O.S.” - TBA

Conference Room D

22:00 - 0:00: Domestics and Sex: “Washing the Dishes Followed by Fucking”, A Eruri Workshop 18+ by @world-war-eruri and a Skype Call from Carthage.

Conference Room A and B

Sunday:

Artist Alley opens at 9:00 and closes at 11:00, Located in the Ballroom, Security Time Donated by Underground Eruris

9:00 - 10:00: Day Pass Registration

10:00 - 11:00: The Importance of Nile Dok’s Presence in Erwin Smith’s Life Roundtable led by @momtaku 

Conference Room A

10:00 - 11:00: Fuck Nile Dok Roundtable led by @lostcauses-noregrets

Conference Room B

(The Wall between Conference Room A and Conference Room B will be dropped after the Roundtables for a Unity Rave that lasts until 12:00.)

10:00 - 11:00: Self-Soothing Through Fandom: “When I Feel Sad, I Read This Fanfiction / Look at This Art and That Makes Everything Better.” / Creating Healing Art: “You Had a Bad Day? Look at this Kokko Heichou! Look at these precious Eruris!”  -  @erwinsalive and @cheekysmiletoo 

Conference Room C

11:00 - 12:00: The Rickroll High Five Festival:  “Never Gonna Give You Up, Never Gonna Let You Down, Put That Hand Up, I’m Gonna Slap It”  Orchestrated by @sugardaddyerwinsmith

Conference Room A  (”Never Gonna Give You Up” will be playing for the entire hour. Participants are encouraged to sing along but not required.)

11:00 - 12:00: The Eruri Merch Orgy. “Look at this!” Orchestrated by @kittyboo8015 

Conference Room B

11:00 - 12:00: The ConDrop: “How to Survive the World When You Really Just Want to Stay at WEC Forever.” - TBA

Conference Room C

12:00: Hotel Checkout 

13:00  -14:00: Erwin and Levi Q & A Panel (from cosplayers TBA): “Why Is There A Conference For This? Erwin is Confused. Levi is Embarrassed and Grumpy. Applause Follows. A Love Story.”

Conference Room A and B

Maximum Room Capacity 5,000 Eruris

Security Time Graciously Donated by Underground Eruris

14:00 - 15:00 : State of the Ship Address by The Founder of the Erurinati via Skype (distortion maintained) and Goodbye Hug Fest 

Conference Room A and B

Crazy Store Owners

Summary: My friend and I (we’re both thieves, I’m an Archer Beastmaster and he is a Rogue Thief) decided to go steal some camping supplies. Before this happened, my Archer met his Rogue when she stole his hat.

Archer: I want to insight to see if there is a fashion store around.

DM: Are you seriously going to go steal a hat? -rolls a d16-

DM: Yes. You find a fashion store.

Rogue: -chuckles- She wants a hat like mine.

Archer: I walk into the store and insight to see what is inside.

DM: -rolls a d17- You see a beartrap

Archer and Thief: Jesus Christ

DM: Thats not it. You find a beartrap that when you step into it, a hammer swings down from the ceiling and knocks whoever is in it out.

Archer: I’m going to leave it be and step over it.

DM: But why?

Archer: Because if someone chases us, they’ll step in it.

DM: Alrighty then.

Time skip to when we’re inside, have stolen my new pimp purple hat, and now where we’re looting the back.

Thief: I insight the cash register.

DM: -rolls d8- You can see that the dispense button has something going on.

Archer: I’m going to try and disarm it.

DM: -rolls d7- You try to figure out what this button does but accidentally press it in the process. All you two can hear is a “tssss” noise-

Archer: Oh my god, no.

DM: -laughs- You two have 5 seconds to get out before the store blows up.

Archer and Thief: RUN. GET OUT, RUN.

DM: -rolls for both of us- Thief gets out first safely, but the Archer steps in tHE TRAP SHE DIDN’T DISARM. -is now laughing his ass off-

Archer: GO ON WITHOUT ME. TAKE MY HAT AND GO. GIVE MY HAT TO BANDIT (Bandit is her pet fox)

Thief: NO. I ROLL A STRENGTH TO GET YOU OUT OF THE TRAP.

DM: -rolls d16- You get her out and you two barely escape before the store blows up.

Archer: OH GOD. YES. WE DID IT.

Thief: -is laughing along with everyone else- You idiot.

Lets just say they never let me down about that. They still being it up.

That’s Not A Secret

Request: Number 16 with Yugyeom! :D

16) Your bias confesses through text message while sitting next to you

Member: Got7′s Yugyeom x Y/N x (ft. Got7)

Type: Fluff


Yugyeom rolled over in his sleeping bag and gave me a tired grin. I shifted to better look at the face of one of my best friends as he laid beside me. Something about relaxing with someone right before you fall asleep was so intimate, so comforting. 

“Who farted?” grumbled an exhausted Jaebum a few feet to my right. 

“Not me!” Youngjae gasped suddenly, shooting up in his blankets. 

“It was Youngjae,” Jinyoung muttered as he nuzzled down deeper into the sleeping bag on the opposite side of me. 

“It was not!” Youngjae groaned, leaning back down again. He cuddled into Jaebum’s side and muttered softly to himself. 

“Okay, okay, it wasn’t you,” Jaebum moaned. “Just whoever it was, don’t do it again.”

“I’m not trying to point fingers,” Jackson sighed sleepily. “But there is only one of us here who is lactose intolerant.”

“Jackson-ah, drop it!” Jaebum growled as Youngjae whimpered beside him. 

“Goodnight!” Jackson called, flopping dramatically over between the already snoring BamBam and half asleep Mark. 

I giggled, playfully kneeing at Yugyeom’s sleeping bag from within my own. When Got7 had invited me for an old fashioned sleepover, I had no idea it would actually involve sleeping bags, popcorn, and facials. After a few hours of binge watching movies from the 90′s, we successfully slumbered the already slumbering BamBam, and called it a night. 

I could see Yugyeom’s white teeth shining through the darkness as he reared back in an attempt to kick me, but more promptly slammed his heel into the calf of Got7′s leader. 

“Aish, what the hell?” Jaebum gasped as he spun around, cutting his eyes at the maknae. 

I didn’t have to have the lights on to know that Yugyeom’s face had become solemn as he laid quietly, not daring to move a muscle. JB rolled his eyes, turning back around to lay closer to Youngjae once again. 

“Sorry,” I whispered, sliding a bit closer to him so he could hear my voice. 

“It’s okay, it was my fault,” he sighed, smiling sadly at me. 

“You know what else will be your fault?” Jinyoung hummed. “When I don’t get exactly eight hours of sleep and then I’ll have to kill you.”

“Eighteen hours of beauty sleep couldn’t fix that face,” Yugyeom muttered under his breath, just loudly enough for me to hear. 

“I’m going to assume, for your sake, that you were telling Y/N goodnight,” Jinyoung hissed before rolling over. 

Yugyeom sighed as he pushed his hand into his sleeping bag and began to dig around. After a few moments, his arms reemerged, cell phone in hand. He rolled over, leaning on his elbows as he began to type at his screen quickly. After a few moments, he halted his movements and looked at me expectantly. 

I lifted my brows, now both of our faces painted by the dim lighting of his cell phone screen. I jumped as my own phone vibrated near my head, signaling a text message’s arrival. 

“I’m not tired” the text read next to Yugyeom’s nickname of Brownie in my cell phone. 

“tough. jinyoung will skin us alive if we talk.”

“to be fair, i think i would be skinned before you. he has no problems with the idea of got6.”

I tried to hush the chuckle escaping my mouth as I looked warily to JInyoung’s sleeping form. 

“alright, fair.”

“i thought when you were at a sleepover, you were supposed to talk into the night, sharing secrets and eating junk food.” 

“alright, tell me a secret then”

“bambam has webbed toes”

“ffs”

“i swear. i swear on chris brown that he does.”

I looked up from my phone and to Yugyeom who was staring at me earnestly. He began to aggressively nod as I looked back down to my screen. 

“tell me a different secret”

“tell me a secret of yours”

“i also have webbed toes”

“NO WAY. REALLY?!”

“NO.”

I could feel Yugyeom’s glare directed my way without even having to look up. I smiled to myself as I tapped at the screen happily. 

“a secret you want, yah? hmmm…you’re my favorite member of got7″

“that’s not a secret”

I pursed my lips as I watched Yugyeom from my peripheral vision. He was grinning from ear to ear as he waited patiently in his sleeping bag. He looked as if he were a child, gleefully waiting for Christmas morning to arrive. 

“nvm. mark is my favorite member of got7.”

“take it back. take it back right now.”

“and if i don’t?”

“i’ll cry. i’ll ugly cry. snot everywhere.”

“and you’ll wake up jinyoung”

“a fitting ending to the sadness in my soul”

“WHY ARE YOU SO EXTRA YUGYEOM. OMG.

alright…you’re my favorite member of got7″

“yessssssss”

“i’m done with you. goodnight”

I set my phone where it once was beside my pillow and took a deep breath. I wasn’t lying, ever since I had met Got7, Yugyeom had caught my attention immediately. He was so handsome, tall, and talented. I had never seen anyone dance like him before. He was charming and humble, his cheeks always turning pink whenever I’d shower him with compliments. He knew what his limit was, but would push himself even further than his own standard. 

He was the ideal man. 

I will admit though, he was a bit shy. And by a bit, I meant incredibly. Whenever I tried to flirt, he would immediately look away, too bashful to even keep eye contact. Whenever my skin would skirt across his, even lightly and for a moment, he would flinch away, as if I was fire that had burned him. It was difficult to convey my feelings, therefore even more difficult for him to receive them. 

*buzz buzz*

I looked over to Yugyeom, a weak smirk on my face. He watched me carefully, his eyes turning back to my phone every few seconds. I lifted my hand up, tapping it around the floor until it made contact with my phone case. I lifted it up to see Yugyeom’s plea. 

“don’t be done with me

…what if i tell you another secret?”

“fine yuggie. i’ll humor you.”

Yugyeom looked at his phone screen for a good five minutes before his fingers even began to move. Slowly but surely, words appeared on his screen and were eventually transferred over to mine. 

“i like you y/n. that’s my big secret.”

I grinned to myself. I could tell Yugyeom’s face would be beet red if the lights were on right now, so I might as well have a little fun with him. 

“that’s not a secret”

“Wahhhh,” Yugyeom moaned, stuffing his face in his pillow. 

“Look, I’ve been putting up with your tapping and giggles for fifteen minutes now, wrap it up!” Jinyoung gasped from beside me. 

“Sorry,” I whispered, Yugyeom quickly echoed my apologies. 

“really? it wasn’t a secret?” Yugyeom tapped slowly after turning down the brightness on his screen. 

“oh no, i’m actually pretty surprised tbh. i never thought you’d admit something like that to me

but to fix the nervous butterflies you must have (bc i have them too) i feel the same way.”

“you do?” 

I smiled as I slithered across the hard wood until my sleeping bag was flush against Yugyeom’s. His eyes were the size of half dollars as he watched me snuggle in close to him. My face was only inches from his as I watched him as well.

I gave him a slow eskimo kiss, the tip of my nose gently knocking into his. The heat from his embarrassed face radiated against mine as I managed to whisper “I do.”

Originally posted by yugyeom