GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN
EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR
LET ME HEAR YOU HOLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT IS TIME FOR
Do they still play Arthur’s Perfect Christmas? Because I tried to watch it last year but my dumbass PBS station was showing an opera or some dumb cooking show instead and I’m like, “Where’s my Arthur special, bitches?”
Oh yeah, this special is a musical but it’s not a fun musical like “Elwood City Turns 100!”. The writers should have hired an actual lyricist but I guess Drew Barrymore never showed up to water their plants so maybe that’s why these songs suck.
Then again, how do you write well after “Having Fun Isn’t Hard (When You’ve Got A Library Card)”? The only way you can go is down, unfortunately.
Anyway, since this is a real special and not a two parter, this review will be super long.
So don’t click the read more unless you are really ready to read more.