d.b. russell


“She came sprinting down this long driveway in high heels, ducking bullets, and I came roaring up in my SUV and slammed the brakes and yelled, ‘Get in!’ She was supposed to open the door and dive in, but if you don’t stick the car in park, all the doors lock automatically. And she had to do the whole take over because she couldn’t get the back door open. She wasn’t totally fond of me that evening.”
— Ted Danson []