d. julien

Scanned and lazily colored version of the sketch from yesterday.

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Two Cent Riffs - I AM DENDY

#NEWFRIENDSHIPS #CartoonVersus #SpaceDendy

Julien: Okay, you got the shots ready?
Roy: Yeah man. M’kay, here’s the deal, ladies and gentlemen. A shot of lean for every comparison between this episode and SU’s episode, “Bubble Buddies”, just for the fun of it.
Julien: I got a hunch we’re gonna croak halfway through.
Roy: Same here. P-p-p-p-play that GODDAMN video, man.


Julien: Shot #1 - Awkward lurking. *gulp*
Roy: Reversed, huh? *gulp* Okay.


Roy: Oh my gosh. Tiny dinosaurs!!
Julien: Did we mention how simply imaginative this show can be?


“I can see it in your eyes. You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he expects to wake up. Ironically, this is not far from the truth.”


Roy: Hey look dude, it’s Dendy.
Julien: Alrighty. Dendy’s here.

Julien: Okay title card, you don’t have to one up us. Dick.


Julien: Shot #2 - Flashback scene *gulp*
Roy: Got it. *gulp* Phew, that’s rank.


Julien: Shot #3 - They “have no friends” *gulp*
Roy: ‘Kay. *gulp* Oh, that one hurt.


Julien: Bustin’ makes me feel good!


Roy: Gotta admit, I’m glad that in a world of superpowered heroes, many like to resort to technology.
Julien: Ah yeah. Shot #4 - Connie and Dendy are no doubt nerds. *gulp* With all respect.
Roy: Yeah. *gulp* Oye , this stuff [burp] sucks.


Julien: A blushy blushy blush. Blushy blush blush! Blushy Blushy Blushy Blushy! I see a tiny blush! And in this case, Shot #5 - Blush! *gulp*
Roy: Aw come on. *gulp* That’s a reach.


Julien: BEHOLD! The Triforce of Wisdom! Also - Shot #6 - Duo quest of varied importance. *gulp*
Roy: Ugh *gulp* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
Julien: You good?
Roy: I. Am better.


Take my REVOLUTION!

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Roy: OKAY, just DECAPITATE A ROBOT’S HAND!
Julien: Dude, I would not question Dendy’s agility. She must’ve watch a lot of good Naruto.
Roy: Or Ninjago.
Julien: Nin-what now?


Julien: BEHOLD! The Triforce of Power!
Roy: How does a token refer to power?
Julien: Has Donald Trump taught you NOTHING?!


Julien: They head over to a funzone. BOTTOMS UP 7! *gulp*
Roy: Fucking…*gulp* oh god, the colors are dying.


Roy: Pfft. Moth collection is pathetic. Ya’ll should see my wallet.
Julien: That wallet is nothing, dude. Deviantartists can provide better numbers in their wallets.


Roy: OH SURE, Just HACK THE TOKEN MACHINE!
Julien: What can you do? Small people can get away with so much.


Roy: Aww, KO’s warming up to something.
Julien: That reminds me. Does KO have friends outside his job?
Roy: Huh…never thought of that.


Julien: BEHOLD! The Triforce of Cour-
Roy: HOW DOES AN ORB REFER TO COURAGE?!
Julien: FUCK YOU, PEGGLE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Julien: O M G, I got it. She’s Kururu.

Originally posted by pugbotapp

Roy: Pssh. Don’t be stupid. She’s obviously Freckles…

Julien: You will never not appreciate Space Dandy, will you?
Roy: No I will not.


Julien: That’s why I love Dendy. Poker face strong. 


Roy: I remember they cut a couple seconds from that scene and I gotta spit on somebody for removing that.
Julien: Added a bit of Dendy’s character, huh?
Roy: YES. A bit of awkwardness for her and it would’ve eased into her doing something different, so to say. It could’ve been great.


Julien: See? I told you she got it good with Naruto.
Roy: Or Ninjago?
Julien: Nobody is checking on Ninjago, dude. Not even the flic, to an extent.


Roy: I love this. Just two kids having fun.
Julien: Especially at one’s expense. Like the old days.


Julien: Shot #8 - They’re truly stuck in an indefinite trap. *gulp*
Roy: And I was just recovering *gulp* Ugh, I’m loooosing feeling in my hands.


Julien: Hold it! This girl is keeping track of KO and all that he has?! Creep, much?
Roy: I… wouldn’t look too into it, dude. I mean…
Julien: He’s the only one she’s tracking.
Roy: Look, this lean of yours is legit killing me; I can’t say what she’s doing is in the right or not.


Julien: Wait. WHAT? WHAT?!

Julien: SO SHE COULD’VE SAVED HIM THIS WHOLE TIME?!
Roy: Yeah, but then the quest would’ve been a lie. And at least, she was willing to write KO’s will. That’s a true friend, right there.
Julien:…………………….I fucking hate you. In fact, Shot #9 - Fish like enemy.

Roy: Oh. *gulp* I fuuuuuuuucking hate you.
Julien: *gulp* You love me.


Julien: Now that’s a friend. Someone who can accept your bold face lies for almost no consequence.
Roy: That’s kinda puppetry, wouldn’t you say?
Julien: Friends use each other all the time, for better or for worse. This? No different.


Both: NEW FRIEND PROVIDES GREAT ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FOR MAIN CHARACTER!
Julien: SHOT 10! *gulp*
Roy: *gulp* Tank gawd I dwank wurs.


Roy: Man, she is fuckin’ D-d-d-d- D-D-D-D-DECKED!
Julien: Yeah, those’ll have value when she’s in her EIGHTIES!
Roy: Lighten up, dude.
Julien: No man. If I couldn’t trade my SHINY EX deck just to keep Pokemon Platinum, it was all a waste of time. All a waste.


Julien: Now that was sweet. Dendy is great, and I hope to see more of her greatness. And I’m glad I got to spend another time with you, dude. This Summer was nice.
Roy:……
Julien: Dude?
Roy:……………
Julien: Okay, I’m gonna take my weak ass kid to the hospital now. Ya’ll stay classy, San Diego. Have a great rest of your summer.