Julien: Okay, you got the shots ready? Roy: Yeah man. M’kay, here’s the deal, ladies and gentlemen. A shot of lean for every comparison between this episode and SU’s episode, “Bubble Buddies”, just for the fun of it. Julien: I got a hunch we’re gonna croak halfway through. Roy: Same here. P-p-p-p-play that GODDAMN video, man.
Julien: Okay title card, you don’t have to one up us. Dick.
Julien:Shot #2 - Flashback scene *gulp* Roy: Got it. *gulp* Phew, that’s rank.
Julien:Shot #3 - They “have no friends” *gulp* Roy: ‘Kay. *gulp* Oh, that one hurt.
Julien: Bustin’ makes me feel good!
Roy: Gotta admit, I’m glad that in a world of superpowered heroes, many like to resort to technology. Julien: Ah yeah. Shot #4 - Connie and Dendy are no doubt nerds. *gulp* With all respect. Roy: Yeah. *gulp* Oye , this stuff [burp] sucks.
Julien: A blushy blushy blush. Blushy blush blush! Blushy Blushy Blushy Blushy! I see a tiny blush! And in this case, Shot #5 - Blush! *gulp* Roy: Aw come on. *gulp* That’s a reach.
Julien: BEHOLD! The Triforce of Wisdom! Also - Shot #6 - Duo quest of varied importance. *gulp* Roy: Ugh *gulp* Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. Julien: You good? Roy: I. Am better.
Take my REVOLUTION!
Roy: OKAY, just DECAPITATE A ROBOT’S HAND! Julien: Dude, I would not question Dendy’s agility. She must’ve watch a lot of good Naruto. Roy: Or Ninjago. Julien: Nin-what now?
Julien: BEHOLD! The Triforce of Power! Roy: How does a token refer to power? Julien: Has Donald Trump taught you NOTHING?!
Julien: They head over to a funzone. BOTTOMS UP 7! *gulp* Roy: Fucking…*gulp* oh god, the colors are dying.
Roy: Pfft. Moth collection is pathetic. Ya’ll should see my wallet. Julien: That wallet is nothing, dude. Deviantartists can provide better numbers in their wallets.
Roy: OH SURE, Just HACK THE TOKEN MACHINE! Julien: What can you do? Small people can get away with so much.
Roy: Aww, KO’s warming up to something. Julien: That reminds me. Does KO have friends outside his job? Roy: Huh…never thought of that.
Julien: BEHOLD! The Triforce of Cour- Roy: HOW DOES AN ORB REFER TO COURAGE?! Julien: FUCK YOU, PEGGLE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Julien: O M G, I got it. She’s Kururu.
Roy: Pssh. Don’t be stupid. She’s obviously Freckles…
Julien: You will never not appreciate Space Dandy, will you? Roy: No I will not.
Julien: That’s why I love Dendy. Poker face strong.
Roy: I remember they cut a couple seconds from that scene and I gotta spit on somebody for removing that. Julien: Added a bit of Dendy’s character, huh? Roy: YES. A bit of awkwardness for her and it would’ve eased into her doing something different, so to say. It could’ve been great.
Julien: See? I told you she got it good with Naruto. Roy: Or Ninjago? Julien: Nobody is checking on Ninjago, dude. Not even the flic, to an extent.
Roy: I love this. Just two kids having fun. Julien: Especially at one’s expense. Like the old days.
Julien:Shot #8 - They’re truly stuck in an indefinite trap. *gulp* Roy: And I was just recovering *gulp* Ugh, I’m loooosing feeling in my hands.
Julien: Hold it! This girl is keeping track of KO and all that he has?! Creep, much? Roy: I… wouldn’t look too into it, dude. I mean… Julien: He’s the only one she’s tracking. Roy: Look, this lean of yours is legit killing me; I can’t say what she’s doing is in the right or not.
Julien: Wait. WHAT? WHAT?!
Julien: SO SHE COULD’VE SAVED HIM THIS WHOLE TIME?! Roy: Yeah, but then the quest would’ve been a lie. And at least, she was willing to write KO’s will. That’s a true friend, right there. Julien:…………………….I fucking hate you. In fact, Shot #9 - Fish like enemy.
Roy: Oh. *gulp* I fuuuuuuuucking hate you. Julien: *gulp* You love me.
Julien: Now that’s a friend. Someone who can accept your bold face lies for almost no consequence. Roy: That’s kinda puppetry, wouldn’t you say? Julien: Friends use each other all the time, for better or for worse. This? No different.
Both: NEW FRIEND PROVIDES GREAT ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FOR MAIN CHARACTER! Julien:SHOT 10! *gulp* Roy: *gulp* Tank gawd I dwank wurs.
Roy: Man, she is fuckin’ D-d-d-d- D-D-D-D-DECKED! Julien: Yeah, those’ll have value when she’s in her EIGHTIES! Roy: Lighten up, dude. Julien: No man. If I couldn’t trade my SHINY EX deck just to keep Pokemon Platinum, it was all a waste of time. All a waste.
Julien: Now that was sweet. Dendy is great, and I hope to see more of her greatness. And I’m glad I got to spend another time with you, dude. This Summer was nice. Roy:…… Julien: Dude? Roy:…………… Julien: Okay, I’m gonna take my weak ass kid to the hospital now. Ya’ll stay classy, San Diego. Have a great rest of your summer.