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anonymous asked:

Can u tell me how you felt watching the incident with Rebecca and Robert? I mean honestly the thoughts crossing ur mind as the minutes passed? How were you processing the dialogue your emotions?

anon i remember it VIVIDLY and i shall recap it for u here and now, should you actually have any desire to relive this waking nightmare that has plagued our lives ever since, in all it’s true and beautiful, terrible glory

(because i can do this now that i have clearly moved past this fictional event emotionally like the well-adjusted human i am)

this is long


PART THE FIRST: me, whatever date that thing happened, march 2017: a summary

me, before ep, with an impending sense of dread: where is my time machine when will this be over

me, when the boys start fighting: gdi boys

me, when robert is getting drunk: gdi robert

me, when adam tells vic not to go round: GOD DAMN IT ADAM

me, when robert calls rebecca: G O D D A M N I T R O B E R T

me, when rebecca goes round: god damn it rebeccaaaaaaaa

me, when robert starts ranting about aaron and being cruel: …………..*whispering* oh god damn it robert

me, when robert tries to kiss rebecca: god mother fucking D A M N I T ROBERT

me, when rebecca pulls away: 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 GOD 👏🏼 DAMN 👏🏼 IT 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 REBECCA !!!!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👏🏼👏🏼!!!

me, when i realise THE EPISODE ISNT OVER YET: oh god damn it

me, when robert chases after rebecca, now fully committed to complete life destruction in the stupid way that only robert sugden can manage, and starts talking shit to try and get her to sleep with him like a True Idiot Fucking Sleazebag: ……………………….god fucking damn it

me, when rebecca decides HEY FUCK IT WHO CARES THAT I KNOW HE’S MARRIED AND VULNERABLE AND THEY START DOING A DEVIL DANCE WITH THEIR TONGUES AS IF SATAN HIMSELF HATH RISEN TO EARTH THROUGH THE USE OF THE WELL KNOWN AND LOVED BY ONLY OLD PEOPLE AND MASOCHISTS BRITISH SOAP AND BAFTA AWARD WINNING BRITISH SOAP EMMERDALE, WHILE I IMMEDIATELY START GOOGLING THE BEST WAY TO BURN YOUR OWN EYEBALLS OUT OF YOUR SKULL: fuck.


PART THE SECOND: a trip down blog memory lane: the aftermath

immediately afterwards, i started laughing for bit and posted this and danny tweeted a sad emoji or some shit and i wanted to delete twitter

and then i leapt upon the opportunity to yell at robert for being a knob, as i am wont to do

next, i slipped into denial and then this anon predicted the future in the worst way possible

and lastly, i took the opportunity to spin a beautiful and stupid metaphor about a mug and started to believe in the future (which still applies, a blessing).

there were a lot of other posts made, of varying degrees of meta and annoyance, but the highlight was, and always will be, this singular anon message i received. i mean. 

truly.

what a trip.

J I M 🔥Y O U R E 🔥6'11 🔥A N D 🔥Y O U 🔥 W E I G H 🔥9 0 🔥P O U N D S 🔥G U M B Y 🔥 H A S 🔥 A 🔥B E T T E R 🔥 B O D Y 🔥 T H A N 🔥Y O U 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 D W I G H T 🔥 Y O U R E🔥 A 🔥 K I S S 🔥A S S 🔥B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 P A M 🔥Y O U 🔥F A I L E D 🔥A R T 🔥 S C H O O L 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 M E R E D I T H 🔥Y O U V E 🔥 S L E P T 🔥W I T H 🔥 S O 🔥M A N Y 🔥G U Y S 🔥Y O U R E 🔥 S T A R T I N G🔥T O 🔥 L O O K 🔥 L I K E 🔥 O N E 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥K E V I N 🔥 I 🔥C A N T 🔥D E C I D E 🔥 B E T W E E N 🔥 A 🔥 F A T 🔥J O K E 🔥A N D 🔥 A 🔥 D U M B 🔥 J O K E 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 C R E E D 🔥 Y O U R 🔥 T E E T H 🔥 C A L L E D 🔥Y O U R 🔥 B R E A T H 🔥 S T I N K S 🔥B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 A N G E L A 🔥 W H E R E S 🔥 A N G E L A 🔥 W H O A 🔥 T H E R E 🔥 Y O U 🔥 A R E 🔥 I 🔥 D I D N T 🔥 S E E 🔥 Y O U 🔥 T H E R E 🔥 B E H I N D 🔥 T H A T 🔥 G R A I N 🔥O F 🔥 R I C E 🔥B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 S T A N L E Y 🔥 Y O U 🔥 C R U S H 🔥 Y O U R 🔥 W I F E 🔥 D U R I N G 🔥 S E X 🔥 A N D 🔥 Y O U R 🔥 H E A R T 🔥 S U C K S 🔥B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 O S C A R 🔥 Y O U 🔥 A R E 🔥 O S C A R 🔥 Y O U R E 🔥 G A Y 🔥 A N D Y 🔥 C O R N E L L 🔥 C A L L E D 🔥 T H E Y 🔥 T H I N K 🔥 Y O U 🔥 S U C K 🔥 A N D 🔥 Y O U R E 🔥 G A Y E R 🔥 T H A N 🔥 O S C A R 🔥 B O O M 🔥 R O A S T E D 🔥 A L R I G H T 🔥 A L R I G H T 🔥 E V E R Y B O D Y 🔥 Y O U 🔥 K N O W 🔥 I 🔥 K I D 🔥 Y O U 🔥 K N O W 🔥 I 🔥 K I D 🔥 Y O U 🔥 G U Y S 🔥 A R E 🔥T H E 🔥 R E A S O N 🔥 I 🔥 W E N T 🔥 I N T O 🔥 T H E 🔥 P A P E R 🔥 B U S I N U E S S 🔥 S O 🔥 U H 🔥 G O O D N I G H T 🔥G O D 🔥 B L E S S 🔥 G O D 🔥 B L E S S 🔥 A M E R I C A 🔥 A N D 🔥 G E T 🔥 H O M E 🔥 S A F E 🔥

How I relate to Hamilton Songs

Me: I am not throwing away my shot
Also me: *throws crippled paper* *misses* Gdi.

Me: *should be doing essay*
Me: John Jay got sick after writing five….
Me: Same.

Me: *looks at Daveed Diggs*
Me: BOY, YOU GOT ME HELPLESSS~~~~~

Me: I should listen to other music now….
Me: *looks at Hamilton Soundtrack*
Me: Lord, show me how to say no to this.

Me: *cooking*
Me: I hope that you burn.

Me: *goes on hiatus on roleplay blogs*
Me: *comes back* WHAT DID I MISS

Me: *looks at grades*
Me: B?
Me: I will never be satisfied.

Friend: *talks about basic shit*
Me: *puts hand on her lips*
Me: Lemme offer you some free advice.
Me: Talk less, smile more.

Me: *during Confession*
Priest: What sin have you done, child?
Me: First of all, bear in mind….
Me: Hate the sin, love the sinner.

Friend: *makes stupid decision*
Me: You must be out of your G O D D A M N  M I N D

Writing Problems
  • *types a word and then sees that it has the notorious red squiggly line* you wanna fight Google Docs I know I spelled that shit right"
  •  *types a word and it turns out it is not an actual word* WELL THAT SHOULD BE A WORD"
  • “I wrote the word ‘said’ in my work 124 times FUCK”
  • *makes inhumane screeching noise when someone interrupts my typing midsentence*
  • The blinking cursor of a blank word document
  • *spills beverage on notes*
  • *cat sits on laptop*
  • 'I’m in the middle of writing a good chapter and my laptop is about to die and the charger is on the other side of the room, why is my suffering so real’
  • *stares off into space for upwards of five minutes*
  • 'Am I characterizing a character so well because I know the character or am I writing them as I would write myself’
  • A WILD WRITER’S BLOCK APPEARED
  • “lol who needs sustenance when I’m IN THE  Z O N E
  • Feeling like you will never be able to write well again
  • Feeling relief when you get inspired and write like crazy
  • That feeling of inspiration that makes you shiver and makes your nerves buzz
  • oneshot? more like 'oh-shit-this-morphed-into-a-thirty-chapter-novel'shot
  • *more staring into space*
  • lol what’s dialogue
  • having to pee but can’t because I’m IN THE  Z O N E
  • being IN THE  Z O N E
  • Being OUT OF THE  Z O N E and crying about it
  • comparing myself to other writers (never do OK)
  • switching POV accidentally
  • BLANK WORD DOCUMENT
  • Tenses
  • *stares more intensely into space*
  • *computer starts whirring like crazy* babe I know this writing’s fire but you need to calm down
  • *looks into empty beverage mug* why
  • *sees a cliché* *cringes*
  • will the reader understand what I’m saying here lol I hope so
  • sleep? what’s that lol
  • *thinks about writing while at social events*
  • *gets inspired to write at the most inconvenient of times, such as at the dentist’s or in the shower*
  • *gets zero inspiration when actually has time to write*
  • WRITER’S BLOCK
  • B L A N K  W O R D  D O C U M E N T
  • *stares into space forevermore*

Tired

hhhhh a little sick today but im staying determined and stayed up until 2 am so i made a speedpaint woohoooo. oh ye its april fools here so april fools boiz. i hope ya’ll get to fool a lot a people later. i d i d m weheheheheh

cross!sans/underverse- @jakei95

The Creators of Yuri on Ice
  • Episode one: let's make the gay really subtle and not distract from the story line
  • Episode two: Just make the opening a little gayer and have Viktor touch Yuri a bunch, but in a teasing flirting way. We don't want to go overboard
  • Episode four: Let's just straight up have Viktor ask to be Yuri's lover. That should get everyone on the same page
  • Episode seven: Make them kiss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Episode nine: They're still??? not??? convinced??? After that? Ok, so this time do like a really big dramatic airport scene where they run at each other and Yuri uses the same words as a proposal to ask Viktor to stay with him. But still keep it subtle. We're going For sub-context here to let the audience figure it out.
  • Episode ten: FUCK IT! FUCK IT! PUT ENGAGEMENT RINGS ON THOSE BOYS! PUT YURI ON A G O D D A M N STRIPPER POLE!!! HAVE YURI HANG ON VIKTOR LIKE A DRUNK KOALA AND HUMP HIM LIKE A DOLPHIN!! SHOW THE EXACT MOMENT VIKTOR FALLS IN LOVE WITH YURI. YURI. AND. VIKTOR. ARE. GAY.

Everyone on here’s gushing about Genos, Mettaton, and Clear. But you’re all forgetting the first gorgeous robot to ever grace us with his existence:

I’M SORRY, BUT IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE QUOTE ON THE WALL BEHIND MARK IN “PAY”?

“A vision’s just a vision, if it’s only in your head. If no one gets to see it, it’s as good as dead.”

I just. My guy.

Are you k i d d i n g m e @markiplier

saltsower  asked:

Hey, what are some of your favorite tabletop RPGs?

Hoo, boy - that’s a tough one!

Well, first off, I’m not too much of a gaming hipster to put Dungeons & Dragons on my list. I wouldn’t pick out any one edition as a clear favourite; I appreciate both OD&D and 4th Edition for the focus and rigour of their mechanical design, for all that they’re aiming at very different design goals, 2nd Edition is my favourite for setting fluff and general high weirdness, and I admire 3rd Edition’s purity of purpose, if not always its actual execution. I imagine I’ll even come around on 5th Edition, once it finally decides what sort of game it’s trying to be.

Beyond D&D, I’m not much of a fan of many big-name titles - I never said I wasn’t a gaming hipster at all! - so it’s mostly high-concept indie stuff from here on out. This shouldn’t be taken as any sort of top ten; they’re merely the first ten that sprang readily to mind. Here we go:

  • Among the Beautiful Creatures (direct PDF link) - A playtest draft of an unreleased game about a world that’s perpetually ending, populated entirely by shapeshifting monsters who resemble nothing so much as Muppets. Picture Jim Henson does Fritz Leiber and you’ll be in the right ballpark. (Content warning for graphic descriptions of child abuse, including in the introductory fiction.)

  • Chuubo’s Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine - A game about young gods growing up in a pastoral small town. The core system is a downright fascinating piece of game design, basically taking the idea of XP rewards for roleplaying and driving it to its logical-yet-absurd conclusion: quests take the form of specific character development arcs, which you advance by invoking appropriate tropes and story beats. Conflict resolution uses a combination of blind bidding and semantic arguments (yes, really!).

  • The Dance and the Dawn - A narrative game for 3-5 players who take on the roles of the Ladies of Ash, come to the crumbling palace of the Ice Queen to court the enigmatic Lords of Ice. (Or ladies, if you prefer; the default setup is admittedly a bit heteronormative, but there’s nothing that actually demands the Lords of Ice be men.) The game is diceless, with resolution employing pieces on a chess board.

  • Fate Accelerated Edition - Unless you’re totally new to the tabletop roleplaying hobby and/or you’ve been living under a rock for the past 20 years, you’ve probably heard of FATE. FAE is a super-lightweight version of the game, perfect for casual or pick-up-and-play games. By default, it’s focused on YA fantasy adventures, though there are expansion packs available that adapt it for everything from giant robots to competitive cooking to a tabletop adaptation of Jean-Paul Sartre’s No Exit - and no, I’m not making that last one up.

  • Lady Blackbird - A fantasy space opera game that’s a true masterclass in minimalist design. The entirety of the basic core rules fit on your character sheet, so everything you might need to reference as a player is right there. The book is a game and adventure in one, with the default scenario revolving around helping the eponymous Lady Blackbird (who can be a player character, if you want) escape from an arranged marriage and meet up with a notorious pirate lord.

  • Nobilis - A companion game to Chuubo’s (see above), this is a much higher-powered iteration of the same basic idea, focusing less on heartwarming small town life and more on punching the Sun. It’s in the running for the RPG with the most descriptively high-powered player characters; a correctly built starting PC is capable of performing miracles that affect the entire observable universe, and matters only escalate from there.

  • Ryuutama: Natural Fantasy Roleplay - A localised Japanese game about people going on overland journeys; think Oregon Trail by way of Hayao Miyazaki. Fairly old-school in its design sensibilities; if you’re a D&D fan, you’ll find a lot that’s familiar here, along with a lot that’s not. The GM is an actual character within the game, taking the form of an invisible dragon who watches over and guides the party’s travels.

  • The Shab-al-Hiri Roach - A competitive, GMless game of campus politics in a small New England university town. The twist is that any given character may or may not be possessed by an evil brain-sucking cockroach from the dawn of time; if you’ve got the roach, you’ll occasionally be subject to irresistible telepathic commands, represented by randomly drawn cards written in ancient Sumerian (with English subtitles, of course).

  • Valley of Eternity - A game in the classic swords and sorcery mould, focusing on gritty adventure in an unforgiving wilderness. Players take on the roles of outcast warrior-philosophers, sworn to defend the very communities that shun them, both through strength of arms and with the aid of esoteric mental disciplines that allow them to craft cunning illusions, manipulate objects from afar, or even imprison enemies within their own minds. Also, all playable characters are penguins.

  • Wisher, Theurgist, Fatalist (direct PDF link) - When folks talk about tabletop RPGs that are so high concept they’re barely playable, this is what they mean. Player characters inhabit a world that does not, properly speaking, exist, and it’s their responsibility to bring it into being. Includes rules for players declaring setting details, inventing new game mechanics on the spot, and even deposing the GM and taking her place!

Other favourites that didn’t get full descriptions only on account of I didn’t think of them first include Blades in the Dark, Blue Rose, Danger Patrol, Die For You, Dogs in the Vineyard, The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Feng Shui, Golden Sky Stories, Hero Kids, Itras By, Lords of Gossamer and Shadow, Paranoia, Perfect (Unrevised), Pokéthulhu, Risus, Sufficiently Advanced, Tenra Bansho Zero, Traveller, and Unknown Armies; I’ve included links to previous recommendation posts where the game in question is discussed, if available.

eu te olho e sei que o caminho não terá retorno
eu vou me apaixonar perdidamente por você
p e r d i d a m e n t e
irremediavelmente
desesperadamente

eu te olho e uma parte de mim me diz que eu não devo ter medo porque existe uma remota chance de existir dentro de você algo que clama pelo que existe em mim
mas talvez nós não devamos existir um no outro
para o outro
um com o outro

e talvez o nosso desencontro seja a minha maior incógnita até agora porque te sentir em mim é como um vício e enquanto você me corrói eu não quero que você pare
porque a destruição que você talvez traga me perturba, mas é menor do que eu sinto quando você perambula por aí e seu olhar encontra o meu

eu tenho a teoria de que nós não somos desse mundo
talvez tudo isso seja um sonho e você esteja distante de mim no nosso mundo real e palpável
mas
eu te encontrei num mundo bonito em que nossas mãos se tocam e eu sinto
é isso
isso é certo

e eu só queria que você soubesse
eu te olho sabendo que vou me perder e ainda assim quero te encontrar
porque você vale o caminho inteiro

No escribió por  v a n i d a d
sino para que  é l  se acordara
de vez en cuando
que  a l l á  lejos, muy lejos
había una  p e r s o n a
que  a  t o d a s  h o r a s
le pensaba y le amaba
con  l o c u r a  y  v e r d a d.
—  Guillermo M., Mosha III
Boyfriend!Jinyoung

Originally posted by the-princejinyoung

  • the cutest couple selcas ever taken
  • hyping him up!!
  • being super close with Jackson and gossiping about Jinyong
  • *queue Jinyoung glaring at you and Jackson giggling together*
  • P D A. LOTS OF PDA.
  • kissing
  • lots of kissing
  • cuddling on the couch…
  • mark scoffing after he sees the two of you in the same position you’ve been in all day.
  • C O N S T A N T L Y scaring you
  • it’s dark and you maneuvering through the dorm and - BOO!!
  • “get lost, Jinyoung.”
  • HONESTLY, Jinyoung would be the best listener.  
  • and SO caring
  • asking you to read him a bedtime story
  • whining when you refuse
  • waking him up is a challenge because he likes it when you struggle to wake him up
  • soon you realize he’s been fake sleeping
  • but that doesn’t stop him from continuing to do it every time you sleepover
  • SERENADING YOU WITH BRUNO MARS (that was really random but imaGINE HIM SINGING VERSACE ON THE FLOOR)
  • back to him being the absolute sweetest boyfriend
  • kissing the spot you hurt even if you die of embarrassment every time he does
  • he would love teasing you or making you uncomfortable (to an extent)
  • i feel like he’d have the weirdest nicknames for you??
  • creepy as it is, he’d watch you sleep
  • playing with your hair all the time
  • the members (Yugyeom) would make fun of him for being so g o d d a m n whipped!!!!
  • he’d send you random videos when you aren’t together
  • a vid of him walking the streets of a city they’ve stopped at??? a vid of jaebum sleeping??? behind the scenes of a MV shoot??? all of the above.
  • actually the type of boyfriend to surprise your with a pet.
  • doesn’t name it because he wants you to!!! duh!!!!
  • being so giddy and happy and p r o u d when you’re going to visit his family
  • the WEIRDEST inside jokes
  • locking yourselves in the bathroom for peace and quiet!!!!
  • jinyoung brought snacks,
  • you brought the tablet,
  • you style his hair against his better judgement
  • jackson walks in on the two of you in a compromising position
  • *jackson squeals and runs out to tell the other members*
  • you can do no wrong in jinyoung’s eyes
  • being virtually immune to any of the other members’ antics because Jinyoung would cut a bitch
  • lots of laughing together (face tO FACE)
  • being in LOVE. TRUE LOVE!!!
  • matching phone cases probably the reason your relationship was outed
  • catching up with shows on days off
  • attending events together and looking BOMB
  • *will smith and jada pinkett smith at the TNT red carpet vibes*

-Admin Mars