I learnt how to DM! I learnt how to DM so that I could write my own campaign and subject my friends to horrible fates B) Feel bad for them. I drew their characters so we could see what the gang looks like together.
There’s a post circling around where someone asks what happens if your character in D&D dies. The most popular responses on that post are “you die in real life” and “the DM shoots you like a horse.” Many comments on that post are variations on this idea of dying in real life or violent stuff happening.
While I know you’re all joking, there’s a significant part of the population that DOES NOT KNOW YOU ARE ALL JOKING. At the very least, a lot of people are confused and think that if your character dies you have to leave the game and can’t rejoin. Some are nervous that weird or violent things might happen in real life if that happens. There’s a significant portion of people who don’t know D&D, or only heard the nasty rumors growing up (thanks to the Satanic Panic, Mazes and Monsters, etc.), and genuinely wanna know what happens if your character dies in D&D. There is a long and nasty history of “you gotta leave the game now and never speak to us again” or “you can come back if you do [insert morally dubious thing here]” associated with D&D.
Long story short: D&D is not a competitive game where if your character dies, you are “out” of the game. If your character dies, you simply create a new character and keep participating in the story. It’s that simple. Some games allow resurrection spells to be used in game to revive dead characters, some don’t. A player might feel a little sad, especially if they’ve been using that character for a while, but they get over it and make a new character.
For fuck’s sake Jack Chick died last year can these “you die in real life” rumors finally be put to rest alongside his corpse.
For more explanation of why so many people have these weird ideas about D&D, go under the read-more cut:
A dude’s played D&D with his friends for a few years and now he’s making a book about the campaign! It will include timelines, character descriptions, rundowns of every session and some illustrations, including maps and these paintings that I’m making! I was commissioned to paint 7 portraits and 4 scenes. This is a really cool project and I’ll keep you folks updated on it.
The Beholder is the best idea Gary Gygax ever had and nobody can be assed to say why. I’ve seen people agonize over the Beholder, trying to improve on the overall model, and it’s never worked for me. Thing is, you can’t deliberately improve a monster until you have a working theory for why it worked in the first place, and I couldn’t have told you what makes Beholders good until like a couple of days ago.