dád egbert

2

so its christmas now

5

TG: youre supposed to keep up the act smh

TG: how else are people going to think were head over ass for each other

TG: completely devoted and in love

EB: …um..no.

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EB: umm…yes?

TG: you werent

EB:  i was! …kind of!

EB: you were saying how that guy was not going to make it to the end of the movie..or something.

TG: …

TG: close

TG: i also said that he could probably pull off a mullet

EB: psshh, i doubt it.

TG: i mean

TG: nic cage did it

TG: to your standards at least

in spirit of the omegapause, i bring to you another round of hunger games! i mean, what says “omegapause” better than everyone dying? exactly. let’s get started!


THE BLOODBATH

alright we’re starting out good so far look at the boys go

c o w a r d

well that’s an unlikely group

THE FIRST DEATHS AND TWO CINNAMON ROLLS ARE DOWN

well idk how useful you’re gonna be with a trident but okay

m o r e  c o w a r d s


DAY ONE

an unlikely showmance forms

hell yeah power duo i’m all for this

well i mean that was to be expected

rolal’s teamin’ with the end game enemy they’re supposed to fight okay what

LMAO

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT ONE

*distant yaoi fangirl screeching*

WHAT THE FUCK EQUIUS

imagine the condy’s ghost stories omf

HOLY SHIT NEPETA

dirk was literally chasing him a minute ago wh at


DAY TWO

lots of risky business goin’ down here hmmmmm

ICONIC

WOAH THERE GUYS

uHHHH,,,,,,,,

and here comes the death pile probably

okay everyone seems to be doing well so far

nevermind

????????????????????

ROSE NO

DAVE YES

r.i.p ;-;

and here’s a smol checkup on the tributes with team scourge, both team strilondes, and team villain still standing strong

karkat and jane have the most kills, nice


NIGHT TWO

condy finally turns on rose, as expected

GAMREZI PLS NO GET IT AWAY

egderp


DAY THREE

what a great start to the day :’)

me af

well they’re all fucked

HE ACTUALLY USED THE TRIDENT

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT THREE

i like that idea


DAY FOUR

the bad blood keeps getting worse between these two

boy howdy!

yeah tavvy go kill someone with your trident B)

r.i.p ;-;


NIGHT FOUR

welp ((i laughed i’m sorry))

TAV WHY

*FIRES HIS DEATH LASERS*

…bro (’:


DAY FIVE

THAT’S YOUR MOTHER, DAVE

me af again

dirk just wants his trident tbh

team villain finally working together how sweet

and with that team scourge is dooooown

r.i.p ;-;

and here’s another smol checkup on our remaining tributes! team villain and one team strilonde are standing strong, while half of the other team strilonde was taken down and team scourge was wiped out completely

karkat, rose, dave, and jane have the most kills!

NIGHT FIVE

sick beats

TAVVY WHEN I SAID KILL SOMEONE I DIDN’T MEAN HER


THE FEAST

here comes the death probably

this must be some gourmet meat

cowards

 DAY SIX

…..bro );

she just keeps going

r.i.p to some cinnamon rolls ;-;


NIGHT SIX

HELL YEAH ROSE LALONDE

i guess they forgave each other for the meat fight


DAY SEVEN

alright then

LOL GET REKT

aaaaand here’s probably the final smol checkup on our remaining tributes. at this point there are no teams, only truces.

rose and dave have the most kills now, hell yeah!


NIGHT 7

i guess condy and rose are getting along again. also poor dirk lmao he’s all left out


DAY EIGHT

egderp strikes again

rose got everyone to hunt down the condy oooo she still mad

r.i.p egderp ;-;


NIGHT EIGHT

she spotted themmmm


DAY NINE

THAT ESCALATED TO QUICKLY I CAN’T STOP LAUGHINGGG

DIRK AND ROSE ARE JUST CASUALLY PICKING THINGS AND THEN

r.i.p tavvy ;-; BUT THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST DEATH COME ON HAHAHAHAH


NIGHT NINE

wait what don’t team on rose

WELP NEVERMIND


DAY TEN

AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS

r.i.p ;-;

and here we have our winner!

aaaaand here are the placements!

even though dirk is in first, he shares the highest amount of kills victory with rose and dave B)

gg

EB: hey guys, please don’t send asks in messages! we won’t answer them that way.

EB: we have the ask box closed for a reason and we’re working to get all the asks we have currently answered as soon as possible!

EB: just hang tight for now. we’ll have some asks answered, hopefully by…next week? 

Homestuck Beta Kids Week Day 6: AU!

School AU because im uncreative and i believe this kids deserve one happy AU as ‘normal’ kids but magical in special power school or something. the genre will be fantasy slice of life full of fun things and fluffs and laughter and occasional 'eventually resolvable’ conflicts and healthy rivalry and love of all spectrum and more fun things and no one dies.


also dave, you will have a very romantic event this week. heads up.