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anonymous asked:

Could you maybe do something with Johann?? I just need him to be okay ;v;

Johann sits back on his haunches and watches.

For the first time since his passing, he allows a relieved breath to escape his astral lungs, and the smile that comes to his face is reflex.

Beside him, the clacking of knitting needles has become one comfort of many, and he doesn’t bother lifting his head to speak to the deity beside him. “I knew,” he says, and knows she’s smiling back at him.

Without missing a beat, she says, “I know you knew.”

He laughs and retrieves a luminescent ball of wool from the floor, untying the end and beginning to feed the beginning of the thread to the woman beside him. “You know I knew they’d win,” he concedes, “but not what would happen after.”

“You knew what paths they’d take?”

“Not that.” Johann turns his head to look back down into the pool before them, watching as all of his friends held each other in quiet celebration.

An instant passes, and a decade goes by. He blinks, and they are grown and happy, accomplished and together all the same. Between his fingers, the thread in his head hums with hope-filled bonds as he provides it to Istus.

“I knew they’d be amazing.”

SDCC is over. Back to your regularly scheduled Week in Review.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner

Originally posted by littlereddo

Loser, loser, turkey snoozer

Originally posted by goldoof

Someone who deserves their own section

Chester Bennington (No. 3, music) passed away last week. The response from his fans was immediate and incredibly emotional. Chester and the rest of Linkin Park played a therapeutic role in so many lives. He will be deeply missed by millions and millions.

Mental health can be hard to talk about, but it’s important to remember you do have people to talk to if you need it. No matter who you are, no matter what you’re going through, there are resources out there to help.

Rest in peace, Chester Bennington.

Originally posted by heartsandwheels

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Now, whenever he kisses him, Han remembers what it was like to kiss him on their wedding day last June. He remembers the tears on both of their cheeks, remembers Luke shaking to pieces in his arms, remembers the feeling of pure elation with a dash of anxiety and a breath of relief. He remembers the smile against his lips, the way Luke laughed into his mouth.

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Ariana is nominated for two Video Music Awards this year.

 Artist Of The Year.
•  Best Choreography
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Also, make sure to vote for each category otherwise your vote won’t be valid!

Random Loot Table

I consistently have players looting conquered foes, random strangers, ruined villages, etc.. And the truth is I almost NEVER know what they’re going to find. Usually I just spout some nonsense at the top of my head and it often ends up being dull, leaving my players less likely to look for items while adventuring in the future. I created this table to help give me a guideline for random loot, and it lets players feel lucky when they roll high and find something unexpected.

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anonymous asked:

Jw why do you hc lance as dyslexic? I don't want to seem rude and I'm not dissing your hc, I just wanted to know why (I'm really hope this doesn't come off offensive, I'm just genuinely curious)

not offensive at all! i’m happy to explain why i headcanon him as dyslexic :D

for one thing, i myself am dyslexic so i can spot the traits in Lance that give off a dyslexia vibe

exibit A) flying a spaceship simulator is hell because there are buttons all over the place and it’s easy to forget what each one does/easy to misread the labels and mix them up, no wonder Lance always crashes it

(one can argue it’s because Lance gets easily distracted, i think it’s a mix of both)

exibit B) math is confusing af and its really easy to get numbers that look/sound the same mixed up. it’s also easy to get your basic addition, subtraction, multiplication shit mixed up too

lmao shut up keith he knows that, he just gets it mixed up

exibit C) weird af motor skills when there’s a lot goin’ on at once

exhibit D) celebrates the tiny wins bc he doesn’t win a lot

exhibit E) disliked school enough as a child to pretend he was sick to get out of having to go, and if you’re a dyslexic who hasn’t been diagnosed and put in a special learning class to aid your learning disability yet, you are going to hate school with a burning passion and will try to avoid going in any way you can

exhibit F) clever come backs on the spot????? who???? bitch i need time to think of a clever response you don’t just come up with something witty to say right off the bat

exhibit G) insecure af??? he thinks he’s pathetic??? feels like a 7th wheel??? doesn’t think he has a “thing”????? doubts his capabilities?????? has a shit self esteem???????? all these are common things to feel for people with dyslexia because they struggle so much

literally fuck you Iverson. how dare you attack his self worth like that

also, i want to refer back to a quote i once read from an official website on the learning disorder, which is “the most consistent thing about dyslexics is their inconsistency”, and i think that ties in really well with Lance representing water, which is also inconsistent af. i think that’s one of the key roots to Lance’s “i feel like i don’t have a thing” insecurity. 

so yeah, this is why i headcanon Lance as dyslexic. as someone who has dyslexia myself, i see a lot of myself in Lance’s behavior, and can relate to a lot of the things he does/says/feels. 

thank you for asking! 

who you should fight from dream daddy
  • craig: he would absolutely demolish you, laugh about it, and then give you tips on how to up your muscle mass. overall a worthwhile bonding experience. fight craig.
  • river: she is a fucking baby. also craig would not hesitate to snap your neck. dont fight river.
  • brair and hazel: not only are they crafty as hell, they also have a mean softball swing. if you catch them without their bats youll win, but only long enough for craig to kill you in retaliation. dont fight brair and hazel.
  • damien: you could, and you'd probably win since his soft fragile goth skin has likely never seen the light of day. but why? he's already insecure. don't do it. the only fighting you should do including damien is against his insecurities
  • lucien: motherfucker straight up tried to recreate the cask of amontillado with his classmate. his gangly weak appearances are a clever ruse. he will kill you and do it inspired by edgar allan poe. dont fight lucien.
  • mat: the man can barely speak to someone normally, he wont even know how to accept your fight proposal. all youre doing is making yourself look like a dick, while giving him an anxiety attack. dont fight mat.
  • carmensita: seriously? shes like twelve. dont fight carmensita.
  • pablo: hes just trying to make a living man. not to mention how worried his mother will be about him. dont fight pablo.
  • brian: hed just laugh and accept. probably overpower you and be annoyingly humble about it. buys you a drink after. very damaging to your pride. dont fight brian.
  • daisy: she is TEN. dont fight daisy.
  • hugo: did you see his moves in his route? motherfucker will go hulkamania on you. what he lacks in size he makes up for in the pure disregard for his health that only an overworked teacher can have. don't fight hugo.
  • ernest: what the fuck is with you and fighting kids? dont fight ernest.
  • joseph: you could, but considering the likelihood he's secretly in a cult with his four, maybe three, children, id strongly advise against it. dont fight jospeh.
  • mary: she would stab you with her razor sharp nails. even if you managed to get her off guard, robert would kill you in revenge. dont fight mary.
  • chris, christie, christian, chrish: THEY ARE CHILDREN. DO NOT FIGHT CHILDREN.
  • robert: if you stood strong through his made up rules you might have a chance. he may also stab you. mary is undoubtedly waiting in the wings to finish you off. dont fight robert.
  • val: she may not win the fight, but shell ruin your reputation. by the time shes done with you not even the mailman will want to go to your house because he doesnt want to be associated with you. dont fight val.
  • amanda: what the fuck is wrong with you? im revoking your dad license. dont talk to me or my daughter ever again. get out of my house.