d win

But you know, we talked with her before the competition, this is a new floor routine… and there are a lot of people out on the internet that were criticising it, saying they didn’t like the music. She was a little frustrated with that. Hey folks. I’ll clue you in on something. She could do her floor routine to Mary Had A Little Lamb, and she’d win the Olympic gold
—  Tim Daggett on Simone’s new floor routine at the 2016 Pacific Rim Championships

anonymous asked:

Who wins between Pearl and Stevonnie ?

Hmm…

Pearl, an immortal alien war veteran with thousands of years of fighting experience, with speed and endurance greater than that of a human’s, but physically weaker than most gems…

Vs Stevonnie who’s 1/3 Quartz Gem, 2/3 human and has levitation abilities and shield generation powers…

I’d say Pearl would win. Stevonnie’s stronger than Pearl, and they could theoretically beat her in a fight with enough training, but Pearl’s more experienced and skilled.

What Your Overwatch Main Says About You
  • Genji: You need healing
  • McCree: You meme loving fuck
  • Pharah: You take immense pleasure knowing the other team has to change their entire comp to counter you
  • Reaper: 3edgy5me
  • Soldier 76: COD man
  • Sombra: Everyone hates you, including you, I'm so sorry
  • Tracer: Probably Scout main in TF2, annoying gnat who won't leave me the fuck alone
  • Bastion: Innocent in all of this, you deserve that potg
  • Hanzo: Completely aware that someone hates you no matter what your skill level
  • Junkrat: "Aiming's overrrated"
  • Mei: The Devil doesn't reside in human souls, it resides in that cold, adorable empty husk of a person
  • Torbjorn: The five of you don't deserve that potg
  • Widowmaker: Likes sniping more than winning
  • D.Va: Takes no prisoners
  • Orisa: Wants to win but hates playing Reinhardt
  • Reinhardt: Lovely and nice person who is not above destorying the innocent
  • Roadhog: Loves Ilios, loves murdering squishies
  • Winston: Switches heroes because the team comp sucks, a true team player
  • Zarya: Secretly the best player in the match
  • Ana: Likes winning more than sniping
  • Lucio: CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
  • Mercy: Hates everyone, including Jeff Kaplan, is losing or has lost faith in humanity
  • Symmetra: She's a killer queen, dynamite with a laserbeam
  • Zenyatta: Looks chill on the outside, is definitely not chill on the inside
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Now, whenever he kisses him, Han remembers what it was like to kiss him on their wedding day last June. He remembers the tears on both of their cheeks, remembers Luke shaking to pieces in his arms, remembers the feeling of pure elation with a dash of anxiety and a breath of relief. He remembers the smile against his lips, the way Luke laughed into his mouth.

read it here! 

“I didn’t even start gambling until I was 43. I thought I was mature, but I was as vulnerable as a child. I started going to the casino once or twice on the weekends. It was a social thing. I’d just play cards with my friends. But I had good luck in the beginning. I started to win. And I started to love it. I couldn’t wait for the weekend. Soon I started to go during the week. I’d work the early shift and I’d have all afternoon to play. I abandoned all my responsibilities. Once you start playing– you forget that you’re hungry, you forget that you’re thirsty, you even forget that you have a family. I lost the grocery money, the rent money, everything. Winning felt great. And losing made me need to win. I’d make up excuses every time I came home empty handed. I’d say that I was mugged, or that my work hadn’t paid us that week. Eventually I had to sell my car. I lost our house. I lost my wife. We’d been together for twenty years. I just took for granted that she’d always be around. The only thing that I didn’t lose was my daughters. They sat me down one day, and said: ‘Dad, either quit gambling, or quit this house.’ And I never played again.”

(Medellín, Colombia)

Today is the 100th birthday of jazz and pop singer Ella Fitzgerald, who’d started out winning Harlem talent shows as a teenager. She had her first hits with Chick Webb’s big band before going out on her own in the 1940s. The composer songbooks she recorded for Verve starting in the mid-50s are definitive recordings of vocal standards. Fitzgerald toured the world for decades, and died in 1996. Jazz critic Kevin Whitehead says Fitzgerald at her best is as good as it gets. Listen.

the batb tag rn

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anonymous asked:

Jw why do you hc lance as dyslexic? I don't want to seem rude and I'm not dissing your hc, I just wanted to know why (I'm really hope this doesn't come off offensive, I'm just genuinely curious)

not offensive at all! i’m happy to explain why i headcanon him as dyslexic :D

for one thing, i myself am dyslexic so i can spot the traits in Lance that give off a dyslexia vibe

exibit A) flying a spaceship simulator is hell because there are buttons all over the place and it’s easy to forget what each one does/easy to misread the labels and mix them up, no wonder Lance always crashes it

(one can argue it’s because Lance gets easily distracted, i think it’s a mix of both)

exibit B) math is confusing af and its really easy to get numbers that look/sound the same mixed up. it’s also easy to get your basic addition, subtraction, multiplication shit mixed up too

lmao shut up keith he knows that, he just gets it mixed up

exibit C) weird af motor skills when there’s a lot goin’ on at once

exhibit D) celebrates the tiny wins bc he doesn’t win a lot

exhibit E) disliked school enough as a child to pretend he was sick to get out of having to go, and if you’re a dyslexic who hasn’t been diagnosed and put in a special learning class to aid your learning disability yet, you are going to hate school with a burning passion and will try to avoid going in any way you can

exhibit F) clever come backs on the spot????? who???? bitch i need time to think of a clever response you don’t just come up with something witty to say right off the bat

exhibit G) insecure af??? he thinks he’s pathetic??? feels like a 7th wheel??? doesn’t think he has a “thing”????? doubts his capabilities?????? has a shit self esteem???????? all these are common things to feel for people with dyslexia because they struggle so much

literally fuck you Iverson. how dare you attack his self worth like that

also, i want to refer back to a quote i once read from an official website on the learning disorder, which is “the most consistent thing about dyslexics is their inconsistency”, and i think that ties in really well with Lance representing water, which is also inconsistent af. i think that’s one of the key roots to Lance’s “i feel like i don’t have a thing” insecurity. 

so yeah, this is why i headcanon Lance as dyslexic. as someone who has dyslexia myself, i see a lot of myself in Lance’s behavior, and can relate to a lot of the things he does/says/feels. 

thank you for asking! 

one of them 15 minute marvel specials about tony and rhodey fighting a really simple embarrassing villain where tbh they’d win in like two minutes but it takes 15 because they are too busy bickering amongst themselves about whether they should get donuts or bagels for breakfast

BTS reaction to you being nominated artist of the year against them


Seokjin:

Surprised and excited! Doesn’t even matter that you’re nominated against him.

”Look at my talented jagi” “I’m so proud of you” 

Originally posted by rapdaegu

Yoongi:

He’d be conflicted by the situation. He wants to win, but he also wants you to win. Doesn’t want you to be upset with him in case BTS wins.

“No matter who wins, I’ll still love you and this will not change our relationship.”


Originally posted by jeonsshi

Hoseok:

Being the selfless angel that he is, he’d wish you could win just so he could see your happy. We all know that Hoseok is the type of guy that would do anything to see his s/o happy.

”Your happiness is also mine, Y/N”

Originally posted by yoongistae

Namjoon:

He expected this moment when he decided to date another idol. 

Obviously, he’d be happy to see how far you’ve come and proud of how much you’ve accomplished since your debut. Even he wins, he’d make sure to mention you in his speech.

Originally posted by bangthebae

Jimin:

Similar to Seokjin and Hoseok’s reactions. 

”I knew you could make it, Jagi. I’m sure you’ll win” No matter who wis, he’d treat you for dinner after.

Originally posted by miniaturesaladturtle

Taehyung:

Will take the opportunity to become extra dramatic.

”How can fate be so cruel?” “My love becomes my worst enemy, my rival!!!” “I’m sorry, but this can’t go on, the world is against us”

After goofing around for some time, he would congratulate you and wish you good luck.

Originally posted by yourhopeyourangeeel

Jungkook:

Can turn it into a competition? Will turn it into a competition! Loser has to say an embarrassing childhood story on a live show.

“You think you stand a chance in front of the Golden Maknae?”

Later, he’d assure that he doesn’t think he is better than you and that you can’t win the award.

Originally posted by tiredkook


A/N: Well… this sucks, I’m sorry, I really tried

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anonymous asked:

"Hi! Nice to see another Ampharos around. My name's Fugue, what's yours?" Fugue asks, grinning. He's holding a deck of cards and wondering if this other Ampharos wants to play with him! @sometimesampharos

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