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i watched the dragon maid anime for a laugh and spoiler alert i loved it and it broke almost all my expectations

its also super fuckin gay

if u wanna buy that lesbian dragon on a t shirt here it is

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i feel like im alone in this but I really want to read more about the bitty/jack FRIENDSHIP. like, sure, pining and obliviousness is fun, but tell me about the time jack stayed up all night to help bitty rewrite a paper that accidentally got deleted and then held that over his head the rest of the semester any time bitty whined about Jack’s dad jokes. write sonnets about the way bitty chirped jack mercilessly for WEEKS for accidentally breaking the drink machine in the dining hall. pls show me all the times jack tried to wrestle bitty.

✨Z I M B I T S F R I E N D S H I P✨

× bts!au ; Kim Namjoon is the scientist who studies Oneirology, the scientific study of dreams.
    “My dreams are the only place where I can be with my friends.”    

DO NOT REPOST.

But, you can have friends of the opposite gender. You don’t have to be dating
— 

@crankgameplays, in his last “Emily Is Away Too” video


s a y i t l o u d e r f o r p e o p l e i n t h e b a c k

masterlist.

r e q u e s t  | u p d a t e s

(f) - fluff

(a) - angst

(m) - mature/smut

♛ - personal favorite

————————————————–

lullabies | a night at home with your favorite guy

suit & tie | a man in a suit is such a hard thing to resist

love & misadventure | poetry-inspired drabble series

2k drabble game | mini masterlist of drabbles

beautiful things (f)

imagine: facetiming jungkook (f)

super normal average (f|m)

getting there (f|a)

blankets (f)

⇢ popcorn (~m)


drabbles: zeus (f) | runaway (a) | 

sunday morning (f)

closer (m) ♛

lights down low (f)

dessert (m) 

dressing room couch [feat. hyungsik] (m)

drowsy (m)

drabbles

⇢ 12:01 (a)

⇢ 100% chance of rain (f|m)

temporary bliss (f|a|m)

let’s dance (f)

carnival ride (m)


drabbles

galaxies (f)

bookstore muse (f)

clean (m) ♛


drabbleshealing (f) | movie night (m) |

perform (m) ♛

apologies (m)

first time (m)

spring day (f|a|m)

drabbles

perfect somebody (f|m)

⇢ 3 a.m. coffee (f|m)

new yorker min yoongi (f)

drabbles: beep (a) | 

something new (m) ♛

glazed (m)

stupid valet boy (m) ♛

drabbles

drama (m)

company (a|m): CEO!Hyungsik just needs a little…company. // ► playlistone | two | three | four | five | [ hiatus ]

dressing room couch [feat. taehyung] (m)

typical (m)

don’t do anything (m)

standards (m)

drabbles

louder (m) | jackson wang

captured (a|m) | bang yongguk

FULL MASTERLIST

everything all together for you all, arranged newest first - oldest last

* = over 500 notes      ** = over 1000 notes

C H A P T E R E D   F I C S :

ONGOING:

Yours  *

CHAPTER ONE

CHAPTER TWO

CHAPTER THREE

Welcome To Fucking Hell - Paranormal AU

ALL CHAPTERS


The Plan - Spy AU *

ALL CHAPTERS

Experiment 17 - Halsey/5SOS AU

ALL CHAPTERS


S M U T :

Three/Four/Fivesomes:

FIVESOME • Help? PART ONE - PART TWO **

CAKE • We Need To Talk About Luke     NEW

CASHTON • baby, the loveliest angels make the cruelest demons **

MALUM • My Master and Mistress - Sub!Cal+Master!Michael **

MUKE • Good Girls - PrisonConvict!Muke AU **

MASHTON • Mix-Up PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE **

Ashton:

3am PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE *

The Waiter: Stripper!5SOS Series **

Yayo Daddy PART ONE - PART TWO - PART THREE - Greaser!Ash AU **

Candy Canes - Daddy!Ash **

Get Out *

Jawbreaker - Hockey!Ash AU *

Werewolf!Ashton - Halloween!5SOS Series **

I Missed You

Mr Irwin - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Wanna Bet PART ONE - PART TWO **

Charity Shop

Table Tennis - Sub!Ash

Outside? *

Home Alone

Calum:

Single - BadBoy!Cal AU *

Shameless **

Pacify Her - Jock!Cal AU **

The Policeman: Stripper!5SOS Series *

The Master’s Encounter - 1920s AU **

Fuck! - Dom!Cal **

Different? - Sub!Cal *

Ghost!Calum PART ONE - PART TWO - Halloween!5SOS Series **

Mr Hood - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Wet Dreams **

Pizza

Luke:

The Boss: Stripper!5SOS Series **

The Laundromat Debacle **

Bad Girl **

Fuck Good Guys **

DarkAngel!Luke - Sequel Teaser - Halloween!5SOS Series **

Mr Hemmings - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Kiss Me PART ONE - PART TWO PART THREE /UNFINISHED/ *

Pranks **

Handcuffed *

Michael:

Caught In A Web PART ONE - PART TWO - Criminal!Mikey *

The Firefighter: Stripper!5SOS Series **

Good Boy/Good Girl - Switch!Mikey **

I Made Breakfast **

Demon!Michael PART ONE - PART TWO - Halloween!5SOS Series **

Truth *

Mr Clifford - Teacher!5SOS Series **

Nerf Wars *

Beginners Luck

House Party

Camping *

Shawn Mendes (NEW!) :

It’s Always The Quiet Ones *

Text AUs:

1. You Want To Leave A Social Situation But Luke Doesn’t Catch On As To Why *

2. You and Ashton struggle to contain your urges for each other when he’s away - light Daddy!Kink *

Blurbs/Imagines/Preferences/AUs:

4/4 His Orgasm Face (Visuals) **

4/4 Song Request: Rejects//5SOS - BadBoy!5SOS *

4/4 How They React To Your Nipple Piercings *

4/4 How They Dirty Talk

How Ashton Reacts When You Squirt - Daddy!Kink *

Ashton Gets Over Protective - Daddy!Kink *

Ashton Fingers You With The Boys In The Next Room - Daddy!Kink *

What Ashton Is Like In Bed *

What Calum Is Like In Bed

Car Sex With Calum

What Luke Is Like In Bed *

Luke Tries To Teach You Guitar - Teacher!Kink *

What Michael Is Like In Bed **

The ‘Guess The Body Part Challenge’ with Youtuber!Michael

Mikey Fingers You In Public *

Hooking Up with BadBoy!Michael In School - Highschool!AU

Submitted:

Caught Wet Handed - Luke Hemmings smut by sweetpotatoeypie

Mistletoe - Luke Hemmings smut by stvllermuke

Galaxies - blind!Michael Clifford smut by icecxve

Camp Counselor AU - Michael Clifford smut by highmaintancelowquality

Lap Dance - Any Boy smut by a-love-like-clifford

Vibrations - deaf!Michael Clifford smut by icecxve

Kitten - Michael Clifford smut by ought-to-be-studying

F L U F F / O T H E R:

Ashton:

My Boyfriend Does My Makeup

Song Imagine: Screen//twenty one pilots - Punk!Ash

Calum:

Calum Loves You & Your Piercings

Airplanes - Army!Calum AU *

Soulmate AU *

Au Naturel *

Drop Dead Hood - Calum Smut Teaser

It’s Always Been You

Luke:

Soulmate AU *

Amnesia *

Wherever You Are

Michael:

Soulmate AU

WEAR CONDOMS (includes kissing) *

Drunk and Snuggly

Unpredictable

Text AUs:

1. Calum Decides What He Wants For His Birthday *

Blurbs/Imagines/Preferences/AUs:

Numbered Blurb Masterlist (4/4)


4/4 Elemental!5SOS AU *
4/4 Demi/GreekGod!5SOS AU *
4/4 Hogwarts!5SOS AU *
4/4 Divergent!5SOS AU *
Merman!5SOS AU / Pirate!ATL AU
4/4 HighSchoolAU
4/4 Daddy!5SOS First Day Of Kids’ High School *
4/4 You’re Shorter Than Him *
4/4 You’re Tall
4/4 You’re Feeling Sad And He Cheers You Up
4/4 Song Request: Do I Wanna Know // Arctic Monkeys
4/4 They Say I Love You For The First Time
4/4 You Are Good With Fans Even Though You’re Nervous
4/4 You’re Pregnant MASHTON - CAKE
4/4 How You First Meet
4/4 Your Favourite Song To Listen To With Each Other
4/4 Fighting And Making Up *
(Any) You’re Sick And He Came To Look After You
Honeymoon Mini Series: Ashton
Dating Ashton Would Include… **
Meeting Ashton At The Airport
Ashton Wants To Cuddle But You’re Busy
Ashton And You Meet At A Halloween Party
Daddy!Calum + Daddy!Luke
Honeymoon Mini Series: Calum
Dating Calum Would Include… **
Calum Left You And Your Baby, But Wants To Be Part Of Your Life Now
Calum Catches You Singing
Honeymoon Mini Series: Luke
Dating Luke Would Include… **
Luke Goes Shopping With You
Luke Watches Your YouTube Videos And You Meet At Vidcon *
The Boys See Love Bites On Your Neck And Tease Luke **
Luke Accidentally Chains His Bike To Yours *
Tutor!Luke
Honeymoon Mini Series: Michael
Dating Michael Would Include… **
Pumpkin Carving With Michael
You’ve Been Raped Before And Tell Your Boyfriend Michael (TW)
BadBoy!Michael Being Whipped For You *
Stargazing/Rooftop Snuggles With Michael
Michael Asks You To A Dance

Submitted:

Rainy Days With Calum (blurb)

One Last Dance - Michael Imagine

Can’t Pin Me Down

- Calum Imagine by

@dreamingof5sauce


(BMC) Pride Month headcanons, pt 1: Boyf riends

My contribution to Pride Month, part 1!! RichJake will be the continuation :’)

-Michael goes to Pride every year
-It’s become like a second nature to him
-It’s June 1? Quick, google when the Pride Parade is, missing it is not an option!!
-He likes to get decked out in full rainbow gear
-Rainbow tie-dye shirt? √
Rainbow superhero cloak to wrap around himself and Jeremy if it gets chilly? √
Rainbow nail polish? √
Rainbow spray-paint & glitter for his hair?√
-The last two are water-washable, just in case Michael’s dad is home when they get back
-Jeremy usually comes over and helps him get prepared
-He personally never gets involved to that extreme, but he thinks its adorable that Michael does
-Michael decides to return the favor one year, and with Rich’s help makes him a ‘I’m Heere & Queer’ t-shirt
-Jeremy face-palms so hard
- 'I am NOT wearing that’
-But Michael is so eager and happy that not only does he wear it at Pride, but also at school sometimes
-'No homo though’
'Jeremy we’re dating
'stILL’
-Sometimes Michael puts makeup on too
-Nothing too extreme, just some eyeshadow
-Jeremy thinks its gorgeous
-He learns all about skin shades and color pallettes just so he can help him out
-Turns out he’s actually pretty good at it
-Over time, he convinces Michael to try lipstick and blush too
-Rich teases the hell out of them both, but that’s okay
-Once, it’s raining at Pride
-Jeremy says they should go home
-Michael says scREW THAT
-He pulls out an umbrella and marches his way through the parade screaming
-No words
-Just aHhHhhhhAHhhhAaaa-s
-Along with the occasional 'YO I’M GAYYY’
-Whenever someone yells something homophobic back at him, he grabs Jeremy and kisses him
-Jeremy originally finds this mortifying
-He even apologizes before realizing how stupid that is
-After Pride they always head over to Jeremy’s house first so they can get all the makeup/glitter/paint off
-(And also so they can have some time to themselves)
- 'I love you, Michael Mell’
'Of course you do– I’m your favowite person’
-B o y f r i e n d s a t P r i d e ! ! !

my study routine

- “I can’t fail school, so I need a schedule *spends 3 hours making a schedule* now I have it all organized, yay

- “time to study, ok… but let me finish this episode, there are like 10 minutes left *watch the entire season* oh no, I can’t study rn I waste so many hours

-*tries to read a long paragraph* *knows that my mental illnesses make it difficult to me and still” WHY CAN’T I READ THIS SHIT?????

- *lost focus in 5 minutes*

- *after 30 minutes of staring at the book trying to figure it wtf i was reading* 30 MINUTES????? OMG, I toTALLY NEED A BREAK 

- *takes  20 min break*

- “I  N E E D  TO  B E  P E R F E C T and get the best grades”

- *realised i didn’t learn anything and starts to overthink* I’M GONNA FAIL, I CAN’T LEARN, I’M THE WORST HUMAN BEING 

- *ends up in the bathroom crying and smashing my head into the wall*

The cape hoarding is getting out of hand.

            I am outraged that you all would say this to me…