“When I was at Oxford University I used to break into balls. Like fancy balls. It was great! So there’d be a ball coming, where the college would be shut off and everyone would buy their over expensive tickets and regalia. We’d find out what the wristbands were and essentially would forge. One ball they had a yellow laminated wristband so we then went shopping for folders- you know with the laminated bits? We’d strip off that section and cut it into the thickness of the bands and would flash them at the bouncers.” – Alfred Enoch
Okay if there's a wait at the restaurant you're in and you want a certain server, don't say "2 for [server's name]" because I promise even if you're a regular I will forget and just assume that's your name. Just say "2 for [your name], and I'd like [server]'s section please." It's not rocket science.