D with an S/O, that is a dhampir, a hunter, and every bit as sassy as he is...
D with an S/O, that is a dhampir, a hunter, and every bit as sassy as he is
^^When a post requires wit and you aren’t witty at all (ó﹏ò｡)
Tis the battle of SASS AND SHADE when it comes to these two. It’s just how they communicate a good percent of the time.
Even though s/o is a dhampir they still aren’t on D’s level when it comes to fighting.
Giant creature appears,S/o“Uuumm… I can’t handle that.” D “I go high & you go low. You’re good at that.” S/o “IS THIS REALLY THE TIME?!”
S/o has a habit of capturing enemies and writing down what ever they have and can learn about them. D“Are you tamer now?”S/o “Well I tamed you, so I guess so.”
When they are around people s/o notices D getting checked out by the female population. S/o is territorial when it comes to D and usually keeps the bolder women at bay. S/o“I’m surprised these bitches aren’t dead from dehydration; so much thirst.”D“I sense jealously.”S/o“No, it’s ready to smack a hoe. There’s a difference”
D is also a little territorial about S/o but you wouldn’t know it unless someone actually tried something. He’ll let flirtation slide. If someone touches S/o, well you’ve just crossed the line sir.
D has his big hat while his S/o has their big parasol with a sword hidden inside of it. S/o found a parasol, & loved the way it looked then later on had one custom made to carry a sword. There’s nothing better than a multipurpose object. It’s fashionable, helps block out the sun and conceals a sword!
S/o rushes D sometimes when they’re out and about, D “I’m coming”S/o“Not in the way I’d like you to, though.”
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ok so… back when i was still part of this avengers chatzy group, and before we had a password on the room and all sorts of weird things used to just breeze in late at night.
we had this odin rper. now pls note, we all fucking ADORED this odin, but we only ever saw him once?? basically:
we had a bit of a problem, as a group, with this other thor that joined up. they’d been stealing art on their personal blog/dA account, and lying about paying for commissions from artists when In Fact they’d just been reposting art and claiming the artist was paid by them to do it. which is gross but only half the problem. this thor was intensely petty and patronising, both ic and ooc, and antagonised anyone who shipped w/ the clint.
now this odin came in as some other character but changed to odin after a few minuTES FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF YELLING AT THOR AND GROUNDING HIM. LIKE, IN CHARACTER, ALL CAPS, FANCY SPEECH IN YE OLDE ENGLISH, YELLING.
THAT’S ALL THEY DID. THAT’S ALL THEY DID FOR THE 5 MINS THEY WERE W/ US. and then they left but their legacy lived On
@ that odin, if they may be reading this: u saved our damn rp that night bc that thor learned the error of their ways and Changed
remember when you had barely entered the Pulp fandom and the only pics of Jarv you had seen were the one where he’s in front of the telly and the floor is red, the one where he’s dressed up as Elvis Costello and a couple gifs from the Common People video?