d locks

lance: sooo… do you have any secret talents

keith: no

shiro: keith memorized the dance AND lyrics to the hoedown throwdown when we were kids :)

keith, thru gritted teeth: SHIRO U WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE

lance: *sweats* d-damn,,,,

Are people actually selling tickets cos Harry might be in a relationship with someone? DID YOU EXPECT HIM TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU WHILE YOU STOOD AMIDTS A FEW THOUSAND OTHER FANS DURING HIS GIGS, IS THAT WHY YOU’RE SELLING YOUR TICKET? 

Good, then. Let the fans who actually give a shit about the music have the experience they deserve. 

Fuck Proof Makeup Mini List

Fucking is fun but if you want your makeup to stay on after your face was pushed into the mattress, check these out.

Primer: Hourglass Mineral Veil Primer, Marc Jacobs Coconut Primer (sooo hydrating), Kat Von D Featherweight Primer

Foundation: Becca Ultimate Coverage Complexion Cream, Kat Von D Lock-It Foundation, Dermablend Cover Creme

Setting Powder/Spray: Makeup Forever Ultra HD Microfinish Powder, Urban Decay All Nighter Setting Spray, Laura Mercier Universal Translucent Setting Powder

Eyeliner: Kat Von D Ink Liner, Lancome Drama Liqui Pencil, Stila Stay All Day Liquid Liner

Mascara: Bobbi Brown Smoky Eye Mascara, Makeup Forever Aqua Smoky Extravagant Waterproof Mascara, Benefit Roller Lash Mascara

I’m not going to include lipstick because I find that it comes off anyway and when I’m heavily making out, it will end up everywhere.
Now I’m not saying that this makeup will not come off at all during sex. However, they will hold on better than some other stuff.

I recommend carrying foundation powder, eyeliner, and a concealer in your bag in case you need to touch up after you’re done.
If you like to do the whole routine in the morning but you don’t want to carry all your stuff to someone’s house, you can always ask for a couple of samples at Sephora for the liquid/creme products before you meet up with them.

Add more stuff if you want. Thanks for reading and stay safe.

what kind of tgd stan are you? shaos belt buckle or cadillacs fur coats? jedimaster ra or jackson five member boo? there but for the grace of god or toybox? break the locks or fly now? jackie or grandmaster flash? fly dizzee d or pretty dizzee d? les inferno or the rubicon? telepathy or have you heard? dizzees denim jackets or the get down brothers jackets? pt1 or pt2?

Haircut

Summary: Bucky finally cuts his hair after many decades but the only problem is that you don’t like it and end up throwing a funeral for his hair. 

Word Count: 1,225

A/N: This was supposed to be a short drabble but of course I made this a little longer than I anticipated it to be, but fuck it!

Originally posted by thesoldierchildren

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the-fluffy-asshole-assassin  asked:

im stealing this from the anon that asked for a sexy inuyasha drawing hehe 😏 can you draw a sexy sesshomaru for me i need a new lock screen! :D plus when are you posting those holiday cards i know you were sick but jw :3

The holiday cards? I already posted them– I was able to get them down so I was able to– But I will be doing Valentine Cards soon ;) So brace for those XD

And as for a sexy Sesshy- here ya go~~

The One Where They’re on the Couch- Steve x Reader

Request: Thanks, Anon! I actually really liked writing this one.

“Could you do #5 and #38 from the prompt list with Steve Rogers, love your writing by the way”

Prompts: 5. “I just want to cuddle and watch Friends.” + 38. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations, they’d lock us up?”

Notes/Warnings: fluff, floof, cuddling, pure fluff. (what? Kate did a piece with absolutely NO angst?)

Originally posted by caps-bucky

 “It’s your turn to pick what we do, tonight.” Steve leaned against the counter as he crossed his arms and yawned.

 Instantly, your own yawn stretched your lungs and jaw and you sighed beside him. “I think I want -and don’t make fun of me, okay?” You looked up at Steve and he nodded with a faint smile. “I just want to cuddle and watch Friends.”

 The soft smile Steve had turned into a toothy grin and he scooped you up and cradled you in his arms. “I can do that.” He winked down at you. He carried you to the couch and set you down gently before grabbing a few blankets and throwing them at you. He chuckled at the shriek you let out and disappeared into the kitchen.

 You relaxed into the couch cushions and spread out the blankets, creating your own little nest of warmth. Steve wandered back into view holding an armful of snacks and drinks.

 “Think this’ll be enough?” He smiled knowing perfectly well what the answer was.

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What’s a Soulmate?

So I really wanted to do a Barry Allen/Reader daughter fic, although this is kinda terrible.

If you want more kid fics just tell me!


“Daddy. What’s a soulmate?” Barry looked up from his paper that he was reading -even in this modern world, he couldn’t get out the old fashioned habit- and came face to face with his five-year-old daughter.

“A soulmate?” The speedster picked up his young child that is the spitting image of him, from the hair to skin tone, and seated her on his lap, as she wore a cheeky smile.

“Yeah. Mummy was saying that you and she are soulmates.” Barry grinned at the thought of you. Y/D/N was exactly like you while looking like him. Her smile and laugh mirrored your’s and the chocolate haired superhero heart swelled every time he saw the two of you together.

“Well, a soulmate is like a best friend, but more.” Y/D/N looked up, locking her Y/E/C eyes with Barry’s and her confused little face.

“Like how you and Uncle Cisco are best friends?” Barry laughed slightly and shook his head, causing his daughter to become further confused.

“No sweetie, not like that. A soulmate is the one person in the world who knows you better than anyone else.”

“Like how Aunt Iris knows you like Chocolate Ice-Cream?” Y/D/N understood this concept but was failing to grasp what made her Mother her Dad’s soulmate if other people knew him just as well.

Barry laughed again, not noticing you walking out of the living room’s adjoining study and leaning against the room’s doorway.

“A soulmate is someone who makes you a better person. Wait, no, that’s wrong. They don’t make you a better person, you do that yourself. Because they inspire you.” Y/D/N’s face turned dreamy as she took in her Father’s words.

“The one person who knew you and accepted you, believed in you before anyone else did, or if no-one else would.” Your words caused both your daughter and husband to turn to you, a smile on both their faces.

“And no matter what happens, you’ll always love them. Nothing can ever change that. “ Barry finished as you came to sit next to him on the sofa, pulling Y/D/N into a hug.

“Do I have a soulmate?” Your daughter asked, hope in her eyes.

“Of course.” You smiled, exchanging a look with Barry. “You have us.”

Y/D/N made a face. “But I’m not gonna marry you guys.”

You and Barry couldn’t help but laugh. “You won’t be marrying anyone for a long time.”