d lo brown

No but seriously

The dayjobs and vocations some wrestlers have, I just fucking can’t sometimes. 

WELCOME TO THE WWE ACADEMY WHERE

ENGLISH LITERATURE WILL BE TAUGHT BY A TERRIFYING GUY IN A DEMON MASK WITH A PENCHANT FOR SETTING THINGS ON FIRE LECTURE HALL ONE. TODAY YOU WILL BE COVERING HIS FAVORITE BOOK,  ‘BRAVE NEW WORLD’.

KINESIOLOGY MAJORS PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR PAPERS ON BIOMECHANICS WILL BE EXPECTED BY MISS STRATUS ON HER DESK AT 3PM SHARP.

WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO WELCOME ESTEEMED MARINE BIOLOGIST WADE BARRETT TO OUR FACULTY ALUMNI

ACCOUNTING STUDENTS WHO FAIL TO SUBMIT TEST RESULTS ON TIME WILL BE CHALLENGED BY CERTIFIED CPA LECTURER D-LO BROWN IN A NO-HOLDS BARRED MATCH.

JOURNALISM LECTURER CHRIS JERICHO WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT WHOEVER WROTE THIS PIECE ON BRYAN ADAMS’S MUSICAL CAREER IS AN ASSCLOWN AND TO HIT THE BRICKS, JUNIOR.

And if any of you have trouble with lodgings….

Our resident real estate agent the Undertaker would be more than happy to help you find a place where you can REST….IN……PEAAACCCEEEE >8UUUU

Wasn’t kidding when I said I would unfollow anyone on dash who made fun of/said anything awful about Seth’s injuries and/or that he deserved it. Kayfabe, non-kayfabe, I don’t care.
I’m not here for this shit.
Accidentally breaking Cena’s nose is not ‘deserving’ it lbr, same way Owen Hart doesn’t deserve to be injured because he accidentally botched a piledriver on Steve Austin or that D-Lo Brown should deserve to be paralyzed for his accidental botch on Droz (I remember Droz recalling how bitterly D-Lo was weeping backstage when his situation was explained by the docs).

Also a list of things he doesn’t ‘deserve’ this injury for:

- Leighla/Zahra debacle.
- Being likely implored to go on script and heel it up with Cena’s injury. You know. His job.
- Seriously. Anything short of intentional bodily harm or murder.

No one 'deserves’ this. Period.
I know how wrecked I was last year when Roman was benched.
I don’t wish that on any wrestler or any fan.