d e m o n inside

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

dear person reading this:

  • your crooked teeth make your lovely smile extremely cute and endearing  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • your splotches of freckles? yeah, those are places where the galaxies whirling inside of you leaked out to radiance their brilliancy into the world
  • your thighs touch? that’s a GOOD thing. you’re getting proper nutrition! you have muscles! d o  n o t  b e  a s h a m e d!!!! also, thigh gaps are awesome too! anything related to thighs is awesome! all thighs are different because every person is different, and honestly, why does it matter what your thighs look like?? people who are bothered by thighs are weak tbh
  • “bingo arms”???? listen up: you only have bingo arms when you’re WINNING. otherwise why would you be yelling “bingo”?? thought so. you’re a winner – you can do anything you set your incredible mind to!
  • your hair is so unbelievably gorgeous and don’t you deny it. don’t forget to style it, dye it, try new shampoos with it, as long as you want to! your hair is your own, whether it be frizzled or dry or thick or thin – be proud of that, and remember that you can always change it up!
  • your eyes are not too small, or too big, or too wide apart, or too ugly. your eyes are your own mortal doorway into your soul, expressing your thoughts and emotions in dazzling swirls and hues for others to decipher. don’t be afraid to cry, don’t be disgusted by the crinkles at the corners when you smile, don’t hate on the small, microscopic blood vessels running through them. don’t lock your door out of needless shame!
  • scars!!! scars are so cool! they’re visual results from a chapter that makes up the story of your life! no matter where scars are, don’t be conscious of concealing them! ppl loVE scars! even the tiny lil ones! anyone who has a scar is automatically known as an ultimate badass sorry that’s the rule
  • same goes for stretch marks! those little ripples on your thighs, your hips, your waist, your belly? those mean that you’ve GROWN. your body has adapted frequently throughout your life, and leaves those little ripples as little hints of your amazing journey from babyhood to adulthood! (or maybe you’re just a mystical ocean god/goddess and those waves are symbols of your enormous power, onlookers should be on the lookout)
  • sorry, did you say you had a pig nose? do you even kNOW how cute piggies are you should be PROUD of your nose cAUSE U CUTE
  • long, thin nose? p l s. that just means you’re king/queen of everything. don’t deny it. you know how powerful you truly are
  • tummy rolls? everyone has them. seriously, no matter how thin a person may seem, tummy rolls are inevitable. you are not alone! tummy rolls rock! ROCK THOSE TUMMY ROLLS!
  • trust me, barely anyone see your feet anyways. besides, feet aren’t that bad – how do you think your hands would look if they walked everywhere over the earth’s rough terrain? feet are hella 
  • ears are so cool omg they’re like fingerprints, unique to you and you only! plus you can pierce them! repeatedly! how cool is that? ears are best
  • do nOT be anxious about flaunting your legs! wear that short skirt! wear those shorts! own that bikini! your legs are marvelous! ppl would kill for a pair of dandy lookin legs like yours! pale or tan, legs are glorious! L E G S
  • lips. lips. do you know how many magic tricks your lips are able to perform? the formation of words, the ability to smile or frown, the ability to express, to kiss, to wear makeup; lips are ethereal and exquisite in all forms!
  • #1 tip: your eyebrows are always on fleek  (▰˘◡˘▰)
  • and lastly: you are not dumb. you are not worthless. you are not a waste of space, an empty void, a meaningless shell. you are loved. you are worth everything. you are so incredibly intelligent, you are utterly unforgettable, and you are breathtaking in every single way.
  • next time you look in a mirror, blow yourself a kiss and don’t worry – you’ll kill it out there today. ♥
Spell a character's name in my askbox and I'll tell you my headcanons...

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

B: Do they have any allergies?

C: Can they swim well?

D: How they react to being flirted with?

E: How are they with children?

F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?

G: How do they flirt?

H: What is their deadly sin?

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

J: What’s their sense of humour like?

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?

L: What is their favourite board game?

M: What is their favourite dessert?

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

P: How do they handle money?

Q: Are they patient?

R: What are their hands like?

S: How stealthy are they?

T: Where are they ticklish?

U: What’s their voice like?

V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?

W: Can they dance?

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

Z: How do they sleep?

Me Watching “Welcome to the Madness”: A Summary

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED HIM TO WEAR THAT GLASSES

DID LILIA AGREE TO THIS CHOICE OF WARDROBE

HE’S FLYING

( ( H E C K I N G B A M B O O Z L E D ) )

WHO THE FUCK TOLD GEORGI TO DO HIS MAKE-UP

THEY FUCKING COLORED HIS NIPPLES ARE YOU VIKTOR NIKIFOROV JUNIOR???

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

IS HE INSIDE THE RINK??

OUTSIDE THE RINK??????

*BANG*

*dies*

"hamilton" summarised

act 1

alexander hamilton: HELLO YES HI THIS MUSICAL IS ALL ABOUT ME I AM THE STAR I AM WONDERFUL LOOK AT ALL THE COOL STUFF I DID WOW GO ME

aaron burr, sir: you’re an orphan? nice lets go mURDER THE GOVERNMENT (ft. drunk squad™)

my shot: im PAst patiently waitin im PASSionately SMAshin every expecTATion every ACTion’s an ACT of crEATion

the story of tonight: more drunk cuties

the schuyler sisters: FEMINISM GIRL POWER F U C K THE PATRIARCHY (ft. peggy bein a lil bitch)

farmer refuted: Sassy Ham™ (ft. dONT MODULATE THE KEY THEN NOT DEBATE WITH M E)

you’ll be back: king george iii is a psycho

right hand man: I HAVE THREE FRIENDS PICK ME

a winter’s ball: salty + creepy burr (ft. LAAAAaaaAaAaaaADIES)

helpless: ELIZA IS A PRECIOUS PURE CINNAMON ROLL D O N ’ T T O U C H H E R

satisfied: did somebody say bitter (ft. goosebumps)

the story of tonight (reprise): drunk and gay (reprise)

wait for it: burr has secrets™

stay alive: FUCK OFF CHARLES LEE

ten duel commandments: oKAY so we’re doing this

meet me inside: ham fucks up™

that would be enough: THE CINNAMON ROLL IS BACK AND SHE’S PREGNANT HAM COULD U N O T

guns and ships: lAFAYETTE

history has its eyes on you: gwash has Feelings™

yorktown (the world turned upside down): that one line @ trump tbh, HERCULES MULLIGAN

what comes next: oh no king george is just hella salty

dear theodosia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

non-stop: HISTORY HAS ITSwhy do you assume you’re the smartest in the room why do you assume you’re the smartest in theNON-STOPhe will never be satisfiedISN’T THIS ENOUGHsatisfiedWHAT WOULD BE ENOUGH

act 2

what’d i miss: tjeffs is back from being a hoe in paris and he’s getting down to Business™ 😎

cabinet battle #1: FUCKN FIGHT ME ILL TAKE ANYONE — alexander hamilton, probably

take a break: spoiler! he doesn’t take a break (ft. UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQQQQ)

say no to this: oh jesus what is that two letter word starting with n, ending with o, it has escaped my vocabulary completely

the room where it happens: so apparently aaron burr is Salt Personified™

schuyler defeated: bros don’t take other bros’ father in law’s senate seat wtf

cabinet battle #2: if u tie ur hair into a ponytail, u are a completely different person: confirmed

washington on your side: salty burr, jeffersalt, madisalt: the salthern motherfucking democratic republicans™

one last time: washington’s gone, thanks a lot jefferson

i know him: no it turns out that king george iii is actually a fCKN PSYCHOPATH

the adams admininistration: Great Googly Moogly, It’s All Gone To Shit™ (ft. sIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER)

we know: so burr’s shady as fuck

hurricane: hoe don’t do it (spoiler! he does it)

the reynolds pamphlet: how to fuck up your own life for no good reason — by alexander hamilton

burn: CINNAMON ROLL IS UPSET AND IT BREA K S Y O U

blow us all away: HE DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY ??¿ (ft. philip organising a threesome)

stay alive (reprise): count to ten in french after this without crying, i dare you

it’s quiet uptown: YOU KILLED YOUR S O N WHAT THE FUCK ALEXANDER CHILL

the election of 1800: alex likes causing drama. what a surprise(!)

your obedient servant: i have never talked shit about you. BUT IF I EVER DID here is a list of everything i said about you and when, it’s 30 years long, take your pick (ft. S A L T )

best of wives and best of women: he doesn’t go back to sleep

the world was wide enough: you done fucked up a-a-ron

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza schuyler hamilton is an angelic cinnamon roll and the world does not deserve her, she singlehandedly made sure her idiot husband made history and she deserves more credit than she is given honestly (ft. your ugly crying)

Heathers in a Nutshell
  • Beautiful: veronica? being unpopular? it's more likely than you thin- wait nevermind the color coded gays are here to save the day
  • Candy Store: give the note to fat and step into my store of treats while i high kick into oblivion
  • Fight For Me: p l ease p u n ch m e t oo
  • Freeze Your Brain: i stick my dick in slushies ok IT HELPS ME VERONICA YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
  • Big Fun: Y O U N E E D A J E L L O S H O T
  • Dead Girl Walking: let's break the emo's dick haha fun
  • Me Inside of Me: i said chandler are you dead, she said, "yEAh, i'm dead"
  • Blue: my male genitalia is a shade of blue
  • Our Love is God: the dinosaurs are D E A D
  • My Dead Gay Son: gay fishing trip affair
  • Seventeen: love me you emo fuck
  • Shine A Light: ah yes singing can cure depression
  • Lifeboat: aLL MY FRIENDS ARE D E A D PUSH ME TO THE E D G E
  • Shine A Light (Reprise): the green is a M E A N
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: ram please love me i have a horse AND IT DOES THE FLAPPING OF WINGS
  • Yo Girl: girl u fucked
  • Meant To Be Yours: blowing up a school is a symbol of my love you whore
  • Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): croquet mallet as a weapon ah yes
  • I Am Damaged: lmao bye
  • Seventeen (Reprise): let's all get along now even though if this had happened in the beginning nO ONE WOULD'VE HAD TO FUCKING DIE
What your favorite Vinesauce member says about you!

Vinny: You hate memes. All you post is memes.

Joel: You think outside the box, by outside the box I mean you usually solve your problems by destroying them.

Rev: Whats a anime? Suffering artist. Wants 5000 pets.

Jen: You’re super chill, but 100% suffering on the inside.

Dire: Gentle, kind, good aesthetics.

KY: Liked vinesauce before it was cool.

Darren: (´•ω•`)

Hootey: Mediator, emotional,

Fred: UwU

Imakuni: D A N C E P A R T I E S A R E M A N D A T O R Y

Limes: I will murder you slowly, painfully, and with dental floss :3


BONUS:

FearGingers: You actually don’t exist anymore, fun fact.

Ummmm WTF I somehow reached 2K followers? I don’t understand? But I’m honestly so thankful for all of you that follow me and Tumblr has been a place where I can be myself 100%. (Plus over here no one will judge me for my love for Dan and Phil so) 

I just wanted to highlight some blogs that I love with all my heart. (not all are mutuals lol) 

Faves are bolded

I am lucky to call them some of my closest friends on tumblr:

@onceuponademigawd @mayabunz @writerlester @maliciaous @mmixhowell @merlimarlo @gorgeous-howell @stellar-jpg @pilotout @myfaceisyoutubetastic @danshine @whatsirface @suchphanmuchtrash

Other people who I am always happy to see on my dash:

A-C

@alexanderbootybutt @allineediswifim8 @amazingphilz  @amusedan @angelphannie @articulatehowell @arcticlester @asleepyphilly @astronautdan @atticmonkeyss @attack-of-the-ash @azure-lester @baawri @backin2009 @banhowell @beatificsimpers @beautifulester @beeken @bitesizedhowell @bogleshogle @bondange @britishdjh @c0ffeeat3am @callistobear @cansadda @captainblitzy @carrieonphan @celestialesters @cheekyhearteyes @civilwhore @clingylester @cloverlester @comethruav @cosmoshoe @cozydan @cringe-attacks @crispyphil @curtneyyy @cursivehowell

D

@dabbermom @dailyphan @danandphilaremyaesthetic @danandphilflower @dandelionphan @dangelical @danisnotonfires @danisnotonfiretm @danisnotonfirewhiskey @danjoon @danlikephil @danopoly @dans-tampon @dansadmirer @dansucc @dantea @dantlers @dawniel @dayphil @dc12sprint @deadnotsleepdeprived @demonphannie @diggitydog @dimensionallyyours @distortedrain 

E-G

@earlgreyphil @eclipsedan @efflorescenceinyourdreams @emospaceship @energeticwarrior @existentialcatwhiskers @femlester @fiercehowell @fireflyphil @fireboltdan @flouisboyante @flowersofproserpina @foreverlostinliterature @forgetfullittleguy @fringegaps @friskyphan @g-o-o-d-n-i-g-h-t-m-o-o-n @genisnotamazing @german-giraffe @glasshowell @glittaaaaah @glitterfacehowell @gloaminghowell @goddesslester @goghthedistance @graceless-potato @greenowl12 

H-J

@haruuhowell @heartachephil @heartphil @heckphil @helllointernet @heywhatsupimlonely @hobbithair @homesicklester @howell-af @howelljesus @howellscrunchynuts @hugahowlter @i-am-a-weird-noodle12 @i-am-dead-inside-my-dudes @ikeahotdog @ilikefandomsmorethanpeople @imamoosed @imsodrtybxbe @incrediblehowell @intensefandoms @internettrash01 @ironically-danlester @itsanadictivemess @j0shler @jaimewareham @jali-2002 

K-M

@katygreyeyes @kawaiiphancake @kebabshop @kissmyphan @kiwicheekychica @lacedaffodils @ladyfoxcake @lester-licious @lester-nerd @lesterally @lightninginthenightsky @liguorihowell @litraleehowell @lonelyqueener @lordphaniel @loudashowell @love-of-lester @lozorhowlter @lovelylilaclester @lsterr @luminaryphan @luminaryphil @lurkinghowell @marvelsexual @matydn @mega-waffle-lord @melloncollic @miloisqueer @mochilester @mrphilip @murder-me-daddy @my-lungs-will-phil @mylifeishire 

N-P

@nasaphil @nikkiecola @niphilism @nonewravioli @novocainehowell @obliviatx-mx @oculestereparo @orionsdan @paradisedan @pearlphil @phanamored @phanasourasrex @phancifies @phandaya @phangif @phanperra @phanshy @phantastic-dan@philestial @philledwithpuns @phillybop @phillytm @philpancakes @philversusdan @phtl @pityhowell @plantboyphillip @plantpotphil @playlistphan @prettydan@princessdan @probably-platonic @pseudophan @puritylester 

Q-

@qanhowell @queerly-cute @rain-phan @rainbowhowell @ratinof @redwitchcraft @redwoodlester @roseydan @rosy-phil @seaballoon @serenephil @shingekihowell @sinjumper @sithl0rdv4der @sleep4eternity @sleeplesslester @smoltheatrekid @snugglyhowell @softdan @softdnp @softphl @someoneyoumeet @sparklephil @starinorbit @starryhtml @subbydingdan @tan-howell @teabaglester @thatgaptoothedbitch @theaterdan @themostfuniveverhad @theylikeboys @thorlester @timidhowell @vannyfire @volcaniclester @wispyphil

CAMP CAMP FINALE RANT

So like its been 2 days since I watched the camp camp finale and of course I’m still amazed about how well animated it was, the voice acting and just everything about it was amazing!
And the ending seriously hit me hard, I just thinking about it and how well executed it was.

And it just keeps hitting me that
M a x. C r i e d.
And it just kills me inside because he was just sick of David not listening and seeing those stable family relationships (minus a few of course),
and everything has just been weighing down on him and you can see that he truly is upset about the fact that his parent D o n ’ t. C a r e.
(Michael Jones you god, you truly have a beautiful voice)
He’s just so tired that he allows David and Gwen to see him break down.
(Also the fluid animation of of Max’s frown was oscar worthy)
(And Max’s little lip wobble as more tears come to his eyes and he just hides his face! Like it looked so fluid)
And when David is looking between Cameron and Max you can see the eternal s t r u g g l e.

The fact that he called the show ‘stupid’ was such a shock to Max that he actually asked “are you okay?”
And Davids fucking speech killed me, Miles Luna did an amazing job it just brought me to tears.
Davids voice always has this energy to it and all of a sudden his voice is so low I just? Died?
(Miles voice is so calming)
David apologises for not listening, trying to force him to be happy, for the fact that his parents don’t care and it’s just such a touching scene.
(He just wants his boy to be happy :(()
He just wants him to be happy!
(And Gwen’s “eat up you little shit” was awesome okay)
And when they’re outside you can see the hesitation in Max,
(Max’s quiet “david?” He was so uncertain omg)
should he trust David? Should he put his faith into David? And thank god he does.
He hugs David! Albeit for second but you can see the trust!!
And that B E A U T I F U L shot of David standing with a starry background and David warm smile! And the camera view is from Max’s perspective! I think he truly is starting to look up to David.
(Davids “Okay Max” was a blessing)
Miles Luna and the crew have truly outdone themselves, I can’t wait to see what they do in the bonus episodes and possible season 3.

I just want more David, Gwen and Max being a happy family :)

(Half of this is just rambling I’m sorry)

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Period Drama Meme | P E R I O D {1/1}
↳ Romanov Russia ~ 19th Century - Early 20th Century

❝  Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.❞
                     
             — Winston Churchill

R E C O M M E N D E D  F I L M S
Anna Karenina (2012)
Anna Karenina (1977)
Fall of Eagles (1974)
The Romanovs: An Imperial Family (2000)
Russian Ark (2002)
Sunstroke (2014)
War & Peace (2007)

R EC O M M E N D E D  N O V E L S

The Winter Queen by Boris Akunin
Most Beautiful Princess by Christina Croft
The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The Lost Crown by Sarah Miller
√  Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin
Anna Karenina by Lev Tolstoy
War & Peace by Lev Tolstoy

S/O with an abusive father

A/N: I’m so sorry that this happened to you, I hope this makes you feel better!

SHIRO

  • Dad instincts activated
  • Being calm?? idk her
  • He is extremely calm on the outside but he is e x p l o d i n g on the inside. He is legit ready to kill for you any day of the week and now that he knows that you have health problems because of your father, he is ready.
  • Comforts you as much as he can and buckles the hell up to fight
  • You have to stop him from being too worked up and explain that you are fine now, staying next to him.
  • He is still angry tho

KEITH

  • You think Shiro is angry??? Ha.
  • Keith would D I E
  • “What the actual hell do you mean he is responsible!?”
  • Since his family isn’t the greatest and his father is the only figure in his life that he could rely on (before he met the team), to hear that your father did such horrible things to you….it broke him, really
  • Cuddles you to death, he is so sad.

LANCE

  • Cries.
  • Legit just cries.
  • His family is EVERYTHING to him and he is broken.
  • Actually, hugs you to death, doesn’t let you go the entire day. Kisses your forehead every 0.0000000001 seconds. Has both of you struggled on your bed, really close. 
  • Wants to be extremely angry but has no power to. He is just so sad.
  • “I love you. I love you. I love you.”

HUNK

  • help him, he is sobbing
  • he protec but he also attac
  • Willingly goes to Shiro for help, give him some rest. He has no idea what he is supposed to do with this information!
  • So he does what he knows best….He cooks for you!
  • If that doesn’t make you feel better, he would let you rest and cuddle you. big spoon hunk, yes
  • Doesn’t let you go anywhere by yourself besides the restroom.

PIDGE

  • actual representation of Pidge: 
  • is so pissed, she screams!
  • if anyone EVER mentions anything about your health problems, she is DROWNING THEM IN HER SPEECH
  • Personal space???idk her.
  • “I won’t let go of you until you are charged with vitamin cuddles.”

MATT

  • ohmagawd, he is ready to murder
  • “What!? Can I speak to your fuc-”
    “Matt!”
  • Becomes 1451526525213x times more protective.
  • You hug Lance? Too bad, now you are squished into a sandwich because Matt is pressed between you two. You train with Keith? Haha, very funny. You are now banned from the training deck because it’s possible that you can hurt yourself. You cook with Hunk? Tf do you mean you can stay unprotected near an oven!?!??! 
  • Generally, want’s to protect you from breathing the wrong A I R

REQUEST SOMETHING LOL 

10

Unscripted Moments (15 / 13+)
Bonus Moments
  Fraser Kisses, Part I

“He took both my hands in his, then, and kissed them – the left… and then the right with his own silver ring.
‘Da mi basia mille,’ he whispered, smiling.
Give me a  t h o u  s a n d  k i s s e s .
It was the inscription inside my ring, a brief quotation from a love song by Catullus. I bent and gave him one back.
‘Dein mille altera,’ I said.
Then a  t h o u s a n d  m o r e .” ~ Drums of Autumn

SVT Flower Boy Cafe  -  Jeonghan

Originally posted by jeonghney-archive

summary; suddenly your saturday afternoon turned beautiful thanks to a  mr yoon jeonghan 

genre; fluffy as fuck…..or a baby bird whatever one you want to choose

a/n; hello! i’m not feeling that well but i’m producing shit by the truck load thank you for requesting anon!! also i love jeonghan a lot wow 

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-ahhhhh saturday 

-nice weather

-and a nice day to….

-be dragged to a flower boy cafe by your friend because she loves webtoons and the concept of flower boys like ouran 

-KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE

-yeah you weren’t into them though 

-they’re just a bunch of really good looking dudes in flower crowns who are payed to act cute and flirt with you

-so being dragged to one wasn’t exactly that you wanted to do on a nice day,,,,

-but your friend said that if you go with her……..she’ll pay for your drinks and the thing you eventually eat

-holy shit sign me up

-at the time it sounded great

-then you realised that there wasnt a change of plans and you were still going to the cafe

-fuck

-so there you were

-realising that you were being conned (kind of)

-you and your friend were just about to head in 

-when the dude at the door asked if she had made a reservation

-your friend then replied with a 

-”yes we do!! it’s y/f/l/n and y/l/n”

-”alright come on in”

-w a i t     a      f u c k i n g       s e c o n d 

-you what now 

-reservations?!?!?!?!

-”how long have you planned this for….?”

-”since they announced the flower boy edition of the cafe…”

-”which was……?”

-”march”

-”oh my gosh im being conned”

-so this other dude showed you to your seats and the whole place…..actually looked pretty sweet

-like it wasn’t too girly and stuff but the flowers and the ribbon was nice

-”so why do we need reservations for this place….?”

-”it’s pretty popular for a couple reasons….people want to take photos for instagram–”

-”stop and hold that thought…”

-you interrupted

-you….saw him

-him?

-yeah….him

-blonde hair

-cute glasses 

-awesome outfit and flower crown

-he looked….so beautiful….

-”i guess it’s popular because of the good looking guys too….oh you ready to order?”

-”order?”

-order? bitch you were too busy looking at that other person to look at the menu

-what the fuck he was so good looking though

-you accidentally……stared at him for too long

-he noticed 

-fuck you snapped out and all you could see was…..his sweet sweet smile

-you jolted with your cheeks matching the colour of the flowers on the table

-you then saw him approaching slowly

-you decided to take this as a game of hide and seek 

-as you decided to hide your face into your menu 

-”hey welcome to the cafe i’m jeonghan and i’ll be your waiter today.”

-wow such a silky smooth voice

-that name……was so pretty

-like him!!! 

-jeonghan

-rolls of the tongue doesn’t it?

-you hid in the menu even more

-that gave you time to scan the menu and actually figure out what you want to order

-so with a deep breath

-you look up from your menu and regain your confidence and smile to him just like

-:))))))))))

-and he’s just there like

-jeonghan on the outside: (ᅌᴗᅌ* )

-jeonghan on the inside: (• ω •) a m    i    a b o u t    t o    r i s k    m y    j o b j u s t    t o    g e t    h e r    p h o n e    n u m b e r    b e c a u s e    i     t h i n k    s h e s     a b s o l u t e ly    a d o r a b l e     y o u     f u c k i n     b e t      i       a m 

-wow he really thinks your cute 

-”you two ready to order?”

-”ah yeah i’ll take the caramel latte and the strawberry shortcake….y/n what are you gonna get?”

-”i-i’ll have the bear…….latte and the rila-pancakes?”

-”good choices”

-you then realised…..this place is quite empty 

-there were only a couple of groups of girls seated

-and a load waiting outside…

-you shook it off though 

-you could see your order right there on the counter

-and who should bring it over

-than the guy who served you

-jeonghannie

-”one caramel latte and strawberry shortcake for a gorgeous smile”

-he said putting your friends order down onto the table

-he then turned to you 

-”and one bear latte and rila-pancakes for a bear-y beautiful girl”

-OH IS THAT YOUR HEART FLYING UP TO THE ROOF

-oh that was smooth but really bad at the same time

-you were kind of a sucker for puns……

-but wait he called you a beautiful girl…..how sweet

-like the latte and the pancakes! 

-your friend’s order was really cute too!!

you both had little foam bears that jiggled when you wiggled the cup! 

-and the pancakes were in the shape of that really cute bear! rilakkuma! 

-the shortcake had a small strawberry with cream and it looked so nice !!

-AAA

-knock knock whos th

-it’s jeonghan again!!

-”how are you two finding the deserts?”

-”they’re really nice right y/n?”

-”y-yeah! they’re really good. the drinks are really cute too!”

-”i made them with you in mind that’s why they’re so sweet and cute”

-you on the outside: (ノ≧ڡ≦) 

-you on the inside: (●‿●✿) i want death and i want it now this is too cute for real words…..HE is too cute for real words help me 

-wow he really was good with his words!! 

-your cheeks were getting more vibrant with every word he said

-he was so cute wow

-you couldn’t stop repeating that in your mind

-he kept on coming round every 5 or so minutes after visiting other tables

-but stayed the longest when he was with you and your friend

-everytime the puns got better and better and by the third pun you were in tears because they were so bad and so good at the same time

-he also did aegyo too 

-you had the same smile on when he did it but inside you were cringing like  bOIIIIIIIII

-he even diD SHY SHY SHY JEIJASK

-you couldn’t take it it was sweeter than your drink and pancakes

-wow

-he even came over with a polaroid camera and took a photo with you wow he was so cute

-sTOP WE GET IT HE’S CUTE JIJDKJSA

-at the end when you were getting your bill and stuff 

-you found that there were little sweets and candies with it!!!

-yourfriendtooklike12

-wow 

-you had this one burning question that you had to ask your friend though….

-”hey…..would it be too much to ask for jeonghan’s number??”

-”a little…a lot of these boys have to keep business and pleasure separated….besides i’ve seen so many people in cafes like this crash and burn because they tried to get phone numbers but they couldn’t…”

-”wow….”

-you didn’t exactly want him to risk his job…..yeah he’s nice but you didn’t want him to lose his job because you may or may not now fancy him 

-yeah you weren’t going to risk it

-hey! don’t give up hope!

-maybe you’ll see him in the streets or even at college! hopefully

-you two said goodbye to the staff and jeonghan 

-but before you two left……..something amazing happened

-jeonghan ran outside to grab you for a second

-”sweetie you forgot your picture….be sure to see me again soon ok?”

-”will do jeonghan”

-you said cooly even though you were dying on the inside

-you then saw him blow you a kiss resulting in you catching that said kiss and putting it on your cheek

-walking along the street your friend had asked you what you forgot

-and you showed her the polaroid

-she smiled but noticed there was writing on the back

-you read over it and your face became red like a cute little tomato 

-aww

-”what does it say??”

-well………………………………………………….what did it say???

-”hey cutie ! i don’t know you very well but that can change! message me sometime ok?”

-and left his number

-next thing you know you have his number in your phone

-and his name in your phone 

-flower cutie ❀

-maybe this flower boy cafe experience wasn’t so bad……?


-“wow it was only a matter of time………..”

-”it wasn’t time……just luck…”

-”well this good luck streak you have……i’m using it diligently”

-”don’t you fuckin–”

-”we’re going to another one next week”

-”oH MY GOSDJBKFD”

masterpost of → tags

so i’ve been listening to Razia’s Shadow a lot lately, and realized that the lyrics are perfect for ship tags? so this is a list of #100 tags, all taken from Razia’s Shadow: A Musical. The list is sorted into ships, aesthetics & development, and visage.

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apol      o     gie   s      
to a body             that i’ve aban      d on e       d 
on the side of       the road. your ribcage is crushed because
i had        to return               the heart         inside. 

                it didn’t belong to either of us.        i’m sorry if 
you were just            getting used to it           again.

i still        pick up rocks            on the side of the street
and    t h      i n k          about your phalanges — your   
t a r           sals         ,            because you     can n o t 

pick them up        on your own.         i apologize for that. 

& i dont     —          rem e m b      er 

where                      i left you.                the roadside changes
    ( here’s a metaphor for how the world is burning
      and both of us are wandering and no one loves us. ) 

and         i         l o o k         but  —  you      can still blame me 
for not trying.                the moon against your hips      reminds 
me of                            mirrors. and      how           i broke every 
o            n            e                      for you. 

               m    a ybe        the flowers will make you 
               into something                   maybe i            just 

wasn’t enough for your starmade       iron.             t h a   t’s 
probably                why i spilled it.                  red on tile — red on bone, 

y        ou                   didn’t            deserve that.               i’m sorry. 

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“Love isn’t brains, children, it’s b l o o d . Blood s c r e a m i n g inside you to work its will”

love’s bitch: a s p i k e playlist

My favorite parts/things in Be More Chill
  • Every single “ba da bop bop” sound that the SQUIP makes in The Pitiful Children
  • “I tally every time you think about sex, and that is how many pushups you do.”
  • SQUIP’s voice?? It’s so soothing ffs
  • Christine talking fast in I Love Play Rehearsal 
  • “Oh my God I’m totally bi“ (same)
  • Rich’s lisp. Like legit it’s so cute.
  • Michael’s chuckle after “is it really true I’m your favorite person?”
  • The fact that The Squip Enters is like 70% screaming (additionally: Jeremy’s screaming)
  • “But I am a masturbator” “We’ll fix that.”
  • “Cause shE WAS CHEatING ON MEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEE
  • Christine’s SQUIP was Hillary Clinton
  • “You can’t lie to me Jeremy, I’m inside your brain.”
  • The end of A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into
  • “Did you kill Eminem?” “Noooooo..t exactly…”
  • “Th–That’s illegal.” 
  • “….The hell you say Jenna?”
  • “Did you see Rich?” “No I was crying.”
  • “Do you love him?” “What?
  • I  N E E D  M O U N T A I N  D E W  R E D
  • “(whiny voice) Jeremyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

BONUS! Fave parts of the book!

  • The SQUIP is a decent non-human and admits that he was wrong
  • “You ready, man?” “Born ready, son.”
  • It’s literally just a letter to Christine
  • “Hmm… Are you gay?”
  • The SQUIP’s snarky comments throughout the entire book
  • Jeremy kind of forms a bond with his SQUIP and it’s cute??
  • Jeremy not being able to say “here” during role call cause it confuses teachers.
  • The entire book????