d e m o n inside

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

dear person reading this:

  • your crooked teeth make your lovely smile extremely cute and endearing  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • your splotches of freckles? yeah, those are places where the galaxies whirling inside of you leaked out to radiance their brilliancy into the world
  • your thighs touch? that’s a GOOD thing. you’re getting proper nutrition! you have muscles! d o  n o t  b e  a s h a m e d!!!! also, thigh gaps are awesome too! anything related to thighs is awesome! all thighs are different because every person is different, and honestly, why does it matter what your thighs look like?? people who are bothered by thighs are weak tbh
  • “bingo arms”???? listen up: you only have bingo arms when you’re WINNING. otherwise why would you be yelling “bingo”?? thought so. you’re a winner – you can do anything you set your incredible mind to!
  • your hair is so unbelievably gorgeous and don’t you deny it. don’t forget to style it, dye it, try new shampoos with it, as long as you want to! your hair is your own, whether it be frizzled or dry or thick or thin – be proud of that, and remember that you can always change it up!
  • your eyes are not too small, or too big, or too wide apart, or too ugly. your eyes are your own mortal doorway into your soul, expressing your thoughts and emotions in dazzling swirls and hues for others to decipher. don’t be afraid to cry, don’t be disgusted by the crinkles at the corners when you smile, don’t hate on the small, microscopic blood vessels running through them. don’t lock your door out of needless shame!
  • scars!!! scars are so cool! they’re visual results from a chapter that makes up the story of your life! no matter where scars are, don’t be conscious of concealing them! ppl loVE scars! even the tiny lil ones! anyone who has a scar is automatically known as an ultimate badass sorry that’s the rule
  • same goes for stretch marks! those little ripples on your thighs, your hips, your waist, your belly? those mean that you’ve GROWN. your body has adapted frequently throughout your life, and leaves those little ripples as little hints of your amazing journey from babyhood to adulthood! (or maybe you’re just a mystical ocean god/goddess and those waves are symbols of your enormous power, onlookers should be on the lookout)
  • sorry, did you say you had a pig nose? do you even kNOW how cute piggies are you should be PROUD of your nose cAUSE U CUTE
  • long, thin nose? p l s. that just means you’re king/queen of everything. don’t deny it. you know how powerful you truly are
  • tummy rolls? everyone has them. seriously, no matter how thin a person may seem, tummy rolls are inevitable. you are not alone! tummy rolls rock! ROCK THOSE TUMMY ROLLS!
  • trust me, barely anyone see your feet anyways. besides, feet aren’t that bad – how do you think your hands would look if they walked everywhere over the earth’s rough terrain? feet are hella 
  • ears are so cool omg they’re like fingerprints, unique to you and you only! plus you can pierce them! repeatedly! how cool is that? ears are best
  • do nOT be anxious about flaunting your legs! wear that short skirt! wear those shorts! own that bikini! your legs are marvelous! ppl would kill for a pair of dandy lookin legs like yours! pale or tan, legs are glorious! L E G S
  • lips. lips. do you know how many magic tricks your lips are able to perform? the formation of words, the ability to smile or frown, the ability to express, to kiss, to wear makeup; lips are ethereal and exquisite in all forms!
  • #1 tip: your eyebrows are always on fleek  (▰˘◡˘▰)
  • and lastly: you are not dumb. you are not worthless. you are not a waste of space, an empty void, a meaningless shell. you are loved. you are worth everything. you are so incredibly intelligent, you are utterly unforgettable, and you are breathtaking in every single way.
  • next time you look in a mirror, blow yourself a kiss and don’t worry – you’ll kill it out there today. ♥
Me Watching “Welcome to the Madness”: A Summary

WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED HIM TO WEAR THAT GLASSES

DID LILIA AGREE TO THIS CHOICE OF WARDROBE

HE’S FLYING

( ( H E C K I N G B A M B O O Z L E D ) )

WHO THE FUCK TOLD GEORGI TO DO HIS MAKE-UP

THEY FUCKING COLORED HIS NIPPLES ARE YOU VIKTOR NIKIFOROV JUNIOR???

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE

IS HE INSIDE THE RINK??

OUTSIDE THE RINK??????

*BANG*

*dies*

"hamilton" summarised

act 1

alexander hamilton: HELLO YES HI THIS MUSICAL IS ALL ABOUT ME I AM THE STAR I AM WONDERFUL LOOK AT ALL THE COOL STUFF I DID WOW GO ME

aaron burr, sir: you’re an orphan? nice lets go mURDER THE GOVERNMENT (ft. drunk squad™)

my shot: im PAst patiently waitin im PASSionately SMAshin every expecTATion every ACTion’s an ACT of crEATion

the story of tonight: more drunk cuties

the schuyler sisters: FEMINISM GIRL POWER F U C K THE PATRIARCHY (ft. peggy bein a lil bitch)

farmer refuted: Sassy Ham™ (ft. dONT MODULATE THE KEY THEN NOT DEBATE WITH M E)

you’ll be back: king george iii is a psycho

right hand man: I HAVE THREE FRIENDS PICK ME

a winter’s ball: salty + creepy burr (ft. LAAAAaaaAaAaaaADIES)

helpless: ELIZA IS A PRECIOUS PURE CINNAMON ROLL D O N ’ T T O U C H H E R

satisfied: did somebody say bitter (ft. goosebumps)

the story of tonight (reprise): drunk and gay (reprise)

wait for it: burr has secrets™

stay alive: FUCK OFF CHARLES LEE

ten duel commandments: oKAY so we’re doing this

meet me inside: ham fucks up™

that would be enough: THE CINNAMON ROLL IS BACK AND SHE’S PREGNANT HAM COULD U N O T

guns and ships: lAFAYETTE

history has its eyes on you: gwash has Feelings™

yorktown (the world turned upside down): that one line @ trump tbh, HERCULES MULLIGAN

what comes next: oh no king george is just hella salty

dear theodosia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

non-stop: HISTORY HAS ITSwhy do you assume you’re the smartest in the room why do you assume you’re the smartest in theNON-STOPhe will never be satisfiedISN’T THIS ENOUGHsatisfiedWHAT WOULD BE ENOUGH

act 2

what’d i miss: tjeffs is back from being a hoe in paris and he’s getting down to Business™ 😎

cabinet battle #1: FUCKN FIGHT ME ILL TAKE ANYONE — alexander hamilton, probably

take a break: spoiler! he doesn’t take a break (ft. UN DEUX TROIS QUATRE CINQQQQQQQQ)

say no to this: oh jesus what is that two letter word starting with n, ending with o, it has escaped my vocabulary completely

the room where it happens: so apparently aaron burr is Salt Personified™

schuyler defeated: bros don’t take other bros’ father in law’s senate seat wtf

cabinet battle #2: if u tie ur hair into a ponytail, u are a completely different person: confirmed

washington on your side: salty burr, jeffersalt, madisalt: the salthern motherfucking democratic republicans™

one last time: washington’s gone, thanks a lot jefferson

i know him: no it turns out that king george iii is actually a fCKN PSYCHOPATH

the adams admininistration: Great Googly Moogly, It’s All Gone To Shit™ (ft. sIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER)

we know: so burr’s shady as fuck

hurricane: hoe don’t do it (spoiler! he does it)

the reynolds pamphlet: how to fuck up your own life for no good reason — by alexander hamilton

burn: CINNAMON ROLL IS UPSET AND IT BREA K S Y O U

blow us all away: HE DIDNT MEAN LITERALLY ??¿ (ft. philip organising a threesome)

stay alive (reprise): count to ten in french after this without crying, i dare you

it’s quiet uptown: YOU KILLED YOUR S O N WHAT THE FUCK ALEXANDER CHILL

the election of 1800: alex likes causing drama. what a surprise(!)

your obedient servant: i have never talked shit about you. BUT IF I EVER DID here is a list of everything i said about you and when, it’s 30 years long, take your pick (ft. S A L T )

best of wives and best of women: he doesn’t go back to sleep

the world was wide enough: you done fucked up a-a-ron

who lives, who dies, who tells your story: eliza schuyler hamilton is an angelic cinnamon roll and the world does not deserve her, she singlehandedly made sure her idiot husband made history and she deserves more credit than she is given honestly (ft. your ugly crying)

Spell a character's name in my askbox and I'll tell you my headcanons...

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

B: Do they have any allergies?

C: Can they swim well?

D: How they react to being flirted with?

E: How are they with children?

F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?

G: How do they flirt?

H: What is their deadly sin?

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

J: What’s their sense of humour like?

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?

L: What is their favourite board game?

M: What is their favourite dessert?

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

P: How do they handle money?

Q: Are they patient?

R: What are their hands like?

S: How stealthy are they?

T: Where are they ticklish?

U: What’s their voice like?

V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?

W: Can they dance?

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

Z: How do they sleep?

Ummmm WTF I somehow reached 2K followers? I don’t understand? But I’m honestly so thankful for all of you that follow me and Tumblr has been a place where I can be myself 100%. (Plus over here no one will judge me for my love for Dan and Phil so) 

I just wanted to highlight some blogs that I love with all my heart. (not all are mutuals lol) 

Faves are bolded

I am lucky to call them some of my closest friends on tumblr:

@onceuponademigawd @mayabunz @writerlester @maliciaous @mmixhowell @merlimarlo @gorgeous-howell @stellar-jpg @pilotout @myfaceisyoutubetastic @danshine @whatsirface @suchphanmuchtrash

Other people who I am always happy to see on my dash:

A-C

@alexanderbootybutt @allineediswifim8 @amazingphilz  @amusedan @angelphannie @articulatehowell @arcticlester @asleepyphilly @astronautdan @atticmonkeyss @attack-of-the-ash @azure-lester @baawri @backin2009 @banhowell @beatificsimpers @beautifulester @beeken @bitesizedhowell @bogleshogle @bondange @britishdjh @c0ffeeat3am @callistobear @cansadda @captainblitzy @carrieonphan @celestialesters @cheekyhearteyes @civilwhore @clingylester @cloverlester @comethruav @cosmoshoe @cozydan @cringe-attacks @crispyphil @curtneyyy @cursivehowell

D

@dabbermom @dailyphan @danandphilaremyaesthetic @danandphilflower @dandelionphan @dangelical @danisnotonfires @danisnotonfiretm @danisnotonfirewhiskey @danjoon @danlikephil @danopoly @dans-tampon @dansadmirer @dansucc @dantea @dantlers @dawniel @dayphil @dc12sprint @deadnotsleepdeprived @demonphannie @diggitydog @dimensionallyyours @distortedrain 

E-G

@earlgreyphil @eclipsedan @efflorescenceinyourdreams @emospaceship @energeticwarrior @existentialcatwhiskers @femlester @fiercehowell @fireflyphil @fireboltdan @flouisboyante @flowersofproserpina @foreverlostinliterature @forgetfullittleguy @fringegaps @friskyphan @g-o-o-d-n-i-g-h-t-m-o-o-n @genisnotamazing @german-giraffe @glasshowell @glittaaaaah @glitterfacehowell @gloaminghowell @goddesslester @goghthedistance @graceless-potato @greenowl12 

H-J

@haruuhowell @heartachephil @heartphil @heckphil @helllointernet @heywhatsupimlonely @hobbithair @homesicklester @howell-af @howelljesus @howellscrunchynuts @hugahowlter @i-am-a-weird-noodle12 @i-am-dead-inside-my-dudes @ikeahotdog @ilikefandomsmorethanpeople @imamoosed @imsodrtybxbe @incrediblehowell @intensefandoms @internettrash01 @ironically-danlester @itsanadictivemess @j0shler @jaimewareham @jali-2002 

K-M

@katygreyeyes @kawaiiphancake @kebabshop @kissmyphan @kiwicheekychica @lacedaffodils @ladyfoxcake @lester-licious @lester-nerd @lesterally @lightninginthenightsky @liguorihowell @litraleehowell @lonelyqueener @lordphaniel @loudashowell @love-of-lester @lozorhowlter @lovelylilaclester @lsterr @luminaryphan @luminaryphil @lurkinghowell @marvelsexual @matydn @mega-waffle-lord @melloncollic @miloisqueer @mochilester @mrphilip @murder-me-daddy @my-lungs-will-phil @mylifeishire 

N-P

@nasaphil @nikkiecola @niphilism @nonewravioli @novocainehowell @obliviatx-mx @oculestereparo @orionsdan @paradisedan @pearlphil @phanamored @phanasourasrex @phancifies @phandaya @phangif @phanperra @phanshy @phantastic-dan@philestial @philledwithpuns @phillybop @phillytm @philpancakes @philversusdan @phtl @pityhowell @plantboyphillip @plantpotphil @playlistphan @prettydan@princessdan @probably-platonic @pseudophan @puritylester 

Q-

@qanhowell @queerly-cute @rain-phan @rainbowhowell @ratinof @redwitchcraft @redwoodlester @roseydan @rosy-phil @seaballoon @serenephil @shingekihowell @sinjumper @sithl0rdv4der @sleep4eternity @sleeplesslester @smoltheatrekid @snugglyhowell @softdan @softdnp @softphl @someoneyoumeet @sparklephil @starinorbit @starryhtml @subbydingdan @tan-howell @teabaglester @thatgaptoothedbitch @theaterdan @themostfuniveverhad @theylikeboys @thorlester @timidhowell @vannyfire @volcaniclester @wispyphil

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Unscripted Moments (15 / 13+)
Bonus Moments
  Fraser Kisses, Part I

“He took both my hands in his, then, and kissed them – the left… and then the right with his own silver ring.
‘Da mi basia mille,’ he whispered, smiling.
Give me a  t h o u  s a n d  k i s s e s .
It was the inscription inside my ring, a brief quotation from a love song by Catullus. I bent and gave him one back.
‘Dein mille altera,’ I said.
Then a  t h o u s a n d  m o r e .” ~ Drums of Autumn

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Period Drama Meme | P E R I O D {1/1}
↳ Romanov Russia ~ 19th Century - Early 20th Century

❝  Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.❞
                     
             — Winston Churchill

R E C O M M E N D E D  F I L M S
Anna Karenina (2012)
Anna Karenina (1977)
Fall of Eagles (1974)
The Romanovs: An Imperial Family (2000)
Russian Ark (2002)
Sunstroke (2014)
War & Peace (2007)

R EC O M M E N D E D  N O V E L S

The Winter Queen by Boris Akunin
Most Beautiful Princess by Christina Croft
The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The Lost Crown by Sarah Miller
√  Eugene Onegin by Alexander Pushkin
Anna Karenina by Lev Tolstoy
War & Peace by Lev Tolstoy

anonymous asked:

Gene: "Hey baba, wanne make Laurance's life miserable with me, Zenix, and Sasha?" Zane: "Yeah haha sure!" Zane on the inside: I c a n t b e l i e v e i m f i n a l l y a s h a d o w k n i g h t

Unrealistic

masterpost of → tags

so i’ve been listening to Razia’s Shadow a lot lately, and realized that the lyrics are perfect for ship tags? so this is a list of #100 tags, all taken from Razia’s Shadow: A Musical. The list is sorted into ships, aesthetics & development, and visage.

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Originally posted by coffee-inan-iv

Requested by at least 10 people <3
Original [x] [1]

MASTERLIST. KO-FI.


I know he’s there… he’s always there….waiting…

“And how exactly do you plan on controlling a schizophrenic, Waller? Don’t get me wrong, the idea is very appealing, but is it even possible?” The unnamed man asked, his narrowed eyes staring directly into the depths of Amanda’s, “Because from what I’ve read about this… (Lastname) is that she sees the devil.” There was a menacing smile in his voice, though it quickly fell as Amanda smiled.

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List of things that Leafy does and I will always be a hoe for:

-Calvin’s tooth gap
-The clip of Calvin taking off his sweater
-The clip of Calvin showing his height
-The clip of Calvin talking about hands
-SRSLY THO THE TOOTH GAP
-Calvin’s laugh
-Calvin singing “wake me up inside”
-The music taste of Calvin
-F A C E C A M V I D E O S OF C A L V I N
-The clip of Calvin smoking pot
-The fetus photo of Calvin in a dress shirt and bowtie
-Calvin wearing flower crowns
-the “ok” sign in front of the nose, courtesy of Calvin
-Calvin’s broad shoulders
-Aesthetic edits of Calvin
-Video edits of Calvin
-Calvin

headcanon.wabisuke masterpost.

I N N E R  W O R L D.

izuru’s inner world is an endless forest path, the dead trees trained overheard like a tunnel. nothing grows there and the wind howls constantly, blowing him back, making his progress down the trail even slower and more laborious. despite its horrors, his time there does calm him.

M A N I F E S T A T I O N.

while inside izuru’s head, wabisuke doesn’t appear in the humanoid form we’re used to seeing. he is a giant beast that stalks the aforementioned forest, his limbs grotesquely long, his inky, stringy hair hanging heavy over his eyes. sometimes izuru is not certain if the howling sound is the wind or if it is wabisuke’s cries. the monster’s posture is atrocious, like it has been stuck with its own sealed form infinitely. it’s skin is like a poorly tanned leather, and it wears rags. 

B A N K A I.

kubo once described izuru’s bankai as too “gross” to show, so i guess we’ll never know what exactly his idea was. but extrapolating on that and what his shikai does, i’ve come to the following conclusion: Giseinisuru Wabisuke, Izuru’s bankai, takes the weight of his shikai to a new level. he taps it once upon the ground and it renders the surrounding area so heavy it turns into a singularity. even izuru is not immune to its pull. this goes well with his constant desire for his own death, as even wielding the blade in this form is risky. should he strike an area with wabisuke in this form (the sword appears the same as it does in shikai, however between the square usually meant for beheading, the howling black hole appears), it is stretched and squished and pulled beyond the event horizon. the sight is grotesque and slow, and his opponents will be left in agony, as they are powerless, swallowed up by the void. flattened, stretched, oftentimes bursting open from their own heaviness. once inside they see that awful monster from Izuru’s inner world, and then they die, crushed beneath the howling.

M A N I A C A L   L A U G H T E R
I found my flashdrive today in a Walmart, stuck in a hole on the inside of my purse when I bought a mini peach pie for 50 cents. Nearly cried in a Walmart, wasn’t the first time, won’t be the last time. Lesson learned: back things up on more than just a flashdrive.
++ going to be gone all of tomorrow regardless of weather, so wish me luck 8I

@newagecrusaders

      Prostitution was never a career choice he considered
      at least not b e f o r e being homeless. He hadn’t started
      right away, hoping he’d never have to stoup to t h a t
      level. Unfortunately he did. And while he didn’t mind
      the job so much, especially since he didn’t bother with
      having a pimp, and it h a d paid for a small apartment
      in a no questions asked building.

      And perhaps the car pulling up in front of him was not
      m e a n t for him. Perhaps the person inside was stopping
      Purely innocent reasons, but that doesn’t stop him from
      knocking on the driver side window

   "Can I h e l p you?

tonight is a night of big hollow nothings
swelling and d e v o u r i n g whole chunks of my resolve
long spindly hands
reaching deep into my chest and
unraveling.
unmade.
I lay in a bathtub
I want to see stars so the nothing rips a hole in my happiness
a cavern speckled with doubts
and fears
all growing, spreading
the big nothing has me rotting from the inside out
unmade.
I wrote a goodbye letter and said
“don’t worry I won’t kill myself I’m afraid to disappoint”
my phone began to ring
dismiss
            dismiss
                         dismiss
sorry she’s not taking calls right now
she’s teaching herself how to breathe
again
dismiss
           dismiss
sorry she can’t come to the phone right now
she’s trying to feel
again
dismiss
            dismiss
sorry.
unmade.
tonight is a night of n i g h t m a r e things
barbed wire and
thorns and
razorblade things
a night s e v e n t e e n years in the making
unmade.
dismiss
            dismiss
sorry she can’t come to the door she’s choking on her fears–
sorry she can’t answer you,
the great big
r u i n o u s
nothing has its hands around her throat
unmade.
unmade.
unmade.
the great big nothing
h o l l o w s me out with
greedy m o u t h s
a feast of e m p t y thoughts and
gore.
my head becomes a
black
HOLE
a home for the
n o t h i n g n e s s.
At six
I never thought I’d
d i e
in such a
p o e t i c
way
but everyone loved
Dickinson
and
Plath
the most after they died.
—  unmade

anonymous asked:

Can you do the ABC thing for England if that's ok

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?
B: Do they have any allergies?
C: Can they swim well?
D: How they react to being flirted with?
E: How are they with children?
F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?
G: How do they flirt?
H: What is their deadly sin?
I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?
J: What’s their sense of humour like?
K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?
L: What is their favourite board game?
M: What is their favourite dessert?
N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?
O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?
P: How do they handle money?
Q: Are they patient?
R: What are their hands like?
S: How stealthy are they?
T: Where are they ticklish?
U: What’s their voice like?
V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?
W: Can they dance?
X: What’s their most petty little secret?
Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?
Z: How do they sleep?

E- He’s… okay with them. Not the worst but definitely not the best

N- A scone and some tea

G- I don’t really see him as a big flirt, but he is very much a gentleman

L- Sorry! or Clue

A- History, he loved learning religions and mythology

N- (See above)

D- His initial reaction would be shock, because he never thought someone would ever flirt with him

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YA lit meme - 10 series or books [3/10]: The Lux Series by Jennifer L. Armentrout

I’ve always found that the most beautiful people, truly beautiful inside and out, are the ones who are quietly unaware of their effect.“ His eyes searched mine intently, and for a moment we stood there toe to toe. "The ones who throw their beauty around, waste what they have? Their beauty is only passing. It’s just a shell hiding nothing but s h a d o w s and e m p t i n e s s.

❝    do you think i’m a    bad person   ?   ❞    the inquiry is almost    humorous,    but the being sat adjacent to himself would be clueless as to why if he were to mention it. if they could somehow catch the    slightest    of a glimpse inside of his mind        the answer would be    SIMPLE.    y e s,    indeed, he was a    bad person.    he’d never think to    t o r t u r e    himself with questions like these unless otherwise under the influence of some alcoholic substance. no matter the answer they’d give him, he’d disagree. yet despite this, ashen optics remained    GLUED    to their countenance, awaiting a response.    ❝        answer    h o n e s t l y.   ❞