d e m e n t a d o r e s

F R A G M E N T E D memories

Staring up at a S T A T I C sky,
Searching through clouds of
F R A G M E N T E D  thoughts.
 
The M E M O R Y of your voice,
hums like a long forgotten
D I A L-U P-E A R W O R M.

lost in the depths 
Of a 16-bit  W A S T E-B I N,
reconstructing C O R R U P T E D passions
Lost in layers of,
D I G I T A L-S N O W.


-Styrofoam Thoughts

8

H I D D L E S W E E K — F A V O R I T E  I N T E R V I E W

The Late Late Show with James Corden. Are you ever “Thomas Hiddleston”? I am if I’m on the naughty step with my mum, and I’m about four years old, yes. It’s if I’ve been misbehaving, and I’ve been very naughty. “Thomas! Thomas, for heaven’s sake, it’s the middle of the night! Will you go to bed?” That kind of thing. But even when you said it, it was kind of slightly sexual. Oh, dear.

the batb tag rn

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steven bomb 5 summarized in the most non-spoilery way possible

Steven’s Dream

1st half: rebellious teenage mode A C T I V A T E D

2nd half: ROAD TRIP TO KOREA

3rd half: i’m blue daba dee bada die

Adventures In Light Distortion

1st half: alright peridot thanks for the semi-useful information now go fuck off for the next 20 episodes

2nd half: family guy

3rd half: MAXIMUM S P E E D I  N  C  R  E  A  S  E

Gem Heist

1st half: “play it straight” “harold we’re lesbians”

2nd half: Kasane Teto guides our heroes around a Space PlaceTM and says some racist things about humans

3rd half: YOU shall be A S S I M I L A T E D into the U T O P I A

The Zoo

1st half: siri guides utopian residents through daily routine

2nd half: everybody’s gay for greg

3rd half: therapyst

That Will Be All

1st half: purple family reunion

2nd half: (elsa voice) conceal…don’t feel

3rd half: Kasane Teto gets her ass roasted into oblivion

To the older woman at the dog park,

Thank you. Thank you for being kind to me and talking about life with me. You are so sweet and kind and you could not ever realize how much I needed that today.

After dinner I left my house with my dog, music blasting. I went to the neighborhood park to cry. This whole week has been awful and I just feel like everyone in this world has something against me. I went to go into the dog park and you were there.

You and your perfectly trained golden retriever, we talked, and talked. We talked about dogs and school and life. You must be in your sixteys and I’m in my teens, but our age difference only pulled us together. You talked of a boy who once took you to your homecoming dance and I admitted to you how terrified I was to go to my first.

I left the dog park with a smile on my face. I went home and sat on my back porch with my dog eating ice cream. I let things go.

I am happy. Thank you for helping me realize that there are more important things in life than stupid boys and people who make you feel worthless.

Love,
Grace

Harry Potter Preference – Bad habits

- T R I O  E R A -


H A R R Y: Emotional Shopping. Harry’s always emotional. Harry’s rich. Harry’s an emotional shopper.

R O N: Swearing. Ron has such a dirty mouth omg.

D R A C O: Drinking coffee. Boys’ gotta get his caffeine is all.

F R E D: Humming. Fred loves to sing and hum is all.

G E O R G E: Biting his pen. when he thinking really hard he bights on his pen. It’s kinda cute tbh.


- M A R A U D E R S    E R A -


J A M E S: Playing with a snitch. It’s like he showing off. It’s annoying, but kind of endearing.

S I R I U S: Constantly playing with his hair. But you kind of love it because it’s adorable.

R E M U S: Biting his fingernails. Remus is always a nervous wreck so it’s just a natural reaction.

RQ Name Game

1.) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D E - Maven
F G H I J - Evangelo
K L M N O - Farley
P Q R S T - Kilorn
U V W X - Cal
Y Z -Mare


2.) Your LAST letter of your LAST
name.

A B C D E F G - wants to
H I J K L M N - loves to
O P Q R S T - likes to
U V W X Y Z - hates to

3.) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B C - kill people
D E F - catch fish
G H I - fight
J K L - dance
M N O - eat
P Q R - watch their enemies suffer
S T U - sleep
V W X - watch the dawn
Y Z - bitch

3.) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - with Mare
E F G H I - with Maven
J K L M - with Cal
N O P Q - with Farley
R S T U - with Evangeline
V W X - with Kilorn
Y - with Gisa
Z - with Elara


WE TRIED IT WITH OUR NAMES
Tea:
FARLEY LOVES TO CATCH FISH WITH MAVEN
Dragon:
CAL WANTS TO FIGHT WITH MAVEN (LMAO PRETTY ACCURATE)
how accurate is yours?