Not a request bUT ON THE TOPIC OF PUPS IMAGINE WHIRL WITH HIS OWN LITTLE SHIT ARMY. He has like half a dozen tiny pups that just laze around and act nothing like their sire. But then they just abruptly scream bloody murder at random intervals and no one can explain why other than they're Whirl's kids of course they'd be like this of course. He just stares down at them proudly like "Ah, yes, I made these." Everyone is suffering, especially Cyclonus. Can't sunbathe in peace anymore
( Melly’s Mod Notes: Shrieking babies!!! Yes!!!
I like to think that the worst part about the pups doing their Unholy Murder Shrieks is that they get louder whenever the liaison is there. The pod thought they were awful before? Wait until they hear the hatchlings reach a pitch that no pup should reach with their itty bitty baby lungs.
( Somewhere, out there, Soundwave is wincing and clutching his head in pain when he makes the terrible mistake to try and eavesdrop on the Lost Light pod to see how Megatron is doing. He is Suffering. )
Maybe it has to do with the fact the liaison once jokingly cooed at what a good screamer one of the pups was after they ruined one sunbathing session for poor Cyclonus. The liaison, in their attempt to divert attention from the cranky mershark, started cooing and complimenting the pups for their performance.
It seems like the pups have taken it as a contest now to see who can scream the loudest, the longest, and the scariest in order to get praise from their carrier. Their favourite target to test on is, you guessed it, poor Cyclonus. Especially when he least expects it so there are some days he wakes up from a nap and sees the babies have formed a circle around him, their little mouths stretched out wide as they all take a collective breath before-
Cylconus has One Fear now. )