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bet they nuzzle a lot

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…How bad can a good girl get?


the original posts can be found here http://drtanner-sfw.tumblr.com/post/124331980371


also yeah i think im gonna caption everything i post on tumblr now so yes,  images have been captioned :) click,,,

Something I realized today that’s weirding me the fuck out is the fact that, although Jude is younger and Joey is only a year older than the Homestuck kids at the start of Hiveswap, Hiveswap takes place MUCH earlier than Homestuck, and Joey we know for certain was born about 16 years before the kids.

That means that in an AU where SBurb doesn’t exist and assuming no time shenanigans or changing up of the timeframe are involved and thanks to Rose’s mom being a time-wise constant, that means by the time John and his friends are 13, Jude will be anywhere from 25-28, and Joey will be 29 years old.

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THESE STORIES CONTAIN MATURE CONTENT, stories marked with [M] are INTENDED FOR AUDIENCES OF 18 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER

Lori’s Stories

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What do the terms Canon AU, Ambiguous AU, ect. Mean?


D. O. ( K y u n g s o o )


🕳Buzz [M]: Canon AU - Angst/smut part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9

🕳My shop, my rules [M]: Canon AU - Fluff/smut part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8 , part 9

🎉💖Maid of Honor [M]: Ambiguous AU - Fluff/Smut One Shot

🎉Borrowed T-Shirt [M]: College AU - Fluff/smut One Shot

🎉Red Popsicles Two Shot: Neighbor AU - Fluff/Smut Part 1 - OC POV, Part 2 - Kyungsoo POV [M]

🎉The Darkness [M]: Neighbor AU - Fluff/smut One Shot

🎉Drinking Games for One [M]: Ambiguous AU - Fluff/Smut One Shot

🎉💖Daisy [M]: PsychoSoo AU - Angst / Suspense / Dark Smut- ONLY available to read on AFF

🎉💖The Heart Sees: Ambiguous AU - Angst One Shot

🎉Wicked [M] Featuring Minseok : Ambiguous AU - Suspense / Smut / Trigger Warning One Shot

🎉Lilith [M] : Ambiguous AU - Smut One Shot

🔮All His [M]: Canon AU - Fluff / Smut part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6

🔮The Price of Privilege: Royalty AU - Angst/Fluff/Smut - part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6


S e h u n


🎉And There She Is [M]: Ambiguous AU - Angst / Fluff / Smut part 1, part 2


🎉Flinch [M]: Canon AU One Shot


🔮⭐️Theft [M]: Sugeon AU part1⭐️


K a i ( J o n g i n )


🎉That’s my girl [M] - Canon AU/supernatural - Fluff / Smut / Angst part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8

🎉I Promise I Will Behave [M] - Fluff / Smut One Shot Canon AU

🕳Rookies [M] - Workplace AU - Fluff/ Smut AFF exclusive

🎉Hips : DanceTeacher AU - Fluff/Angst Part 1, part 2


X i u m i n ( M i n s e o k )


🎉Ready or Not [M] - Fluff / Smut One Shot Canon AU

🎉A Taste [M] Neighbor AU - Angst / fluff / smut Part 1, Part 2

🎉Wicked [M] Featuring Kyungsoo : Ambiguous AU - Angst / Suspense / Smut / Trigger Warning One Shot

🌟💫🎉2AM [M] - Canon AU - Angst / Smut part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12💫, part 13 FINAL 🌟

🎉Kiss Me Before You Go - Angst / Fluff Masterlist


S u h o ( J u n m y e o n )


🎉The Whale Song [M] - Fluff / Smut One Shot Canon AU


🎉Just Regular Stuff [M] - Smut

One Shot

Ambiguous AU


🎉Friends [M] - Angst / Fluff / Smut One Shot Ambiguous AU


🎉Dizzy [M] - Fluff / Smut One Shot Ambiguous AU

🎉Your Star Wars Shirt [M] - Smut One Shot Ambiguous AU


🎉The Crisis [M] - featuring Kyungsoo - Angst / Smut Part 1, Part 2


B a e k h y u n


🎉💖I Give Up [M]- Canon AU - Fluff / Smut / Angst part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5 , part 6 , part 7 , part 8 , part 9 , part 10 , part 11 , part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17, part 18, part 19, part 20, part 21, part 22, part 23, part 24, part 25, part 26, part 27, part 28 FINAL

🎉The Different Ways to Take Down a Bear [M] - Fluff / Smut One Shot Canon AU


C h a n y e o l


🎉Killer [M] - Angst / Fluff / Smut

One Shot

Canon AU

🎉Make Me Feel It [M] - Smut One Shot Canon AU

🕳Thunder [M] - College Professor AU Angst / Fluff / Smut part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5


C h e n ( J o n g d a e )


🎉Weak [M] - Angst / Fluff / light smut

One Shot

Ambiguous AU

🎉I Hate You [M] - Angst / Smut One Shot Ambiguous AU

🎉Desperate [M] Intense Smut One Shot Workplace AU


L a y ( Y i x i n g )


🎉Shutter [M] Canon AU - Fluff / Smut

Part 1, part 2

🎉💖The Boxer [M] - BoxerXing AU - Suspense / Angst / Smut Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, part 5 EPILOGUE, part 6 EPILOGUE, BONUS Smut, What about Baozhi?


L u h a n


🎉Lucky Charm [M] - Canon AU - Fluff / Smut

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Multi-player stories


Sehun & Kai - 🎉Three [M] - Smut

One Shot

Ambiguous AU

Chanyeol & Yixing - 🎉Deep Voice & Dimples [M] - Smut One Shot Ambiguous AU

D R A B B L E S

Sin - [M] Yoongi (BTS)

Sticky - [M] Baekhyun (EXO)

I Dare You - Kyungsoo (EXO)

Scars - Yixing/Lay (EXO)

D R U N K. D R A B B L E S

Criminal - Kyungsoo drabble


Baking - Yixing drabble


Chuffed - Chanyeol drabble


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SO MANY THINGS ABOUT THIS UPDATE!!!!!!

-Bitty being SO NERVOUS about everything and obsessing over the pie. “But there’s still a slice of this maple-sugar-crusted apple pie so THEY HATE ME.” BITS PLEASE.

- JACK’S TEAMMATES BEING SUPPORTIVE. ESPECIALLY MARTY AND THIRDY JUST HAVING JACKS BACK

-TATER BEING SO CHILL ABOUT IT BUT ALSO BEING HILARIOUS “secret? why? who cares? he’s one making all the nook pies?” TATER JUST WANTS HIS PIE OK? HE DOESN’T CARE WHO MAKES IT

- Snowy in a snapback. thats all.

- TATER CALLING BITTY ‘B’ 

- Tater and Bitty’s adorable heartfelt conversation, finding out tater’s parents were pretty well known, finding out he feels a lot of the sAME PRESSURE JACK FEELS. TATER, BITTY, JACK BONDING SESH RIGHT THERE.

- TATER AND BITTY BITCHING ABOUT PARSON. MY. GOD. “Parson. Yech.” “He’s some piece of work in’he?” “Next time? Throw him across ice.” LIKE TATER, CHILL. (we already know you have a huge crush on him. ok?)

- “And the shower joke on the bus.” lemme tell u a thing it’s a good thing jack didn’t name names with that because I would have gone into the Samwell universe and throttled whoever said that MYSELF. I WANT TO CRY OK???

- “One day you’re a rook, the next you’re haulin’ kids” JACK AND BITTY WITH KIDS. J A C K + B I T T Y + K I D S

- JACKS ALARMED LOOKIN FACE WHEN HE SEES BITTY GONNA TRY TO LIFT TATER. #CONCERNEDBOYFRIEND

- MARTY AND THIRDY JUST FINDING #CONCERNEDBOYFRIEND FRICKEN HILARIOUS

I JUST HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. I’D LIKE TO THANK NOT ONLY GOD, BUT NGOZI.