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anonymous asked:

i know you want dean to smoke, but how do you feel about him occasionally smoking weed? i mean, i'm a biased pot-head, but damn i'd live for that. dean eating pie while high? dean watching cartoons while high? dean going on about how he doesn't do it often, but it makes the magic fingers even better every time.

I love this a LOT and there is actually some canon basis for it as well! Two Dean quotes in particular that are my favorites:

M O B Y  D I C K ’ S  B O N G  (2.05)

That line had everything that I love for Dean: casual cockiness, references to occasional drug use, and phallic subtext.

D O N ’ T  T A K E  A  J O I N T  F R O M  A  G U Y  N A M E D  D O N  (8.01)

This implies that Dean did, indeed, take a joint from a guy named Don and has learned from the experience.

B.A.E.H.E.E.’S. C.O.F.F.E.E.

I wasn’t sure at all for her nickname ;_; but Jaehee is bae and i needed to add something about coffee !

|| 7.0.7. || T.H.E. B.E.A.S.T. ||  T.R.U.S.T.F.U.N.D.K.I.D. ||  B.A.E.H.E.E.’S. C.O.F.F.E.E. ||  T.H.E. S.U.N. || S.H.O.O.T.I.N.G. S.T.A.R. ||  U.N.K.N.O.W.N. (redo to come)

things said on skype starters. 

❝ Congrats. You are a rich white girl. ❞
❝ Meant to be. ❞
❝ Oh god, I’m gonna die a hetro. ❞
❝ That’s it. Get in the octagon, you bitch. ❞
❝ I’m going to shove a XXL shrek dildo up your ass. ❞
❝ The only thing I need is black coffee to fill my darkened soul. ❞
❝’He’s nice’ is code for ‘his dick was in my mouth’. ❞
❝ Shove a flaming mailbox up their puny asshole. ❞
❝ And I have 99 ways to kill you, but I’m not bragging. ❞
❝ Can someone please murder me? ❞
❝ I look like a tanned, wrinkly walnut. ❞
❝ I’m married to jesus, you fuck. ❞
❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞
❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞
❝ You’re breaking my achy breaky heart. ❞
❝ Stop being so cute and talented. It pisses me off. ❞
❝ To see the boner, you must first be the boner. ❞
❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞
❝ Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby. ❞
❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞
❝ Bitch, give me my fucking McMuffin or so help me, I will shove this fucking gun up your ass and fire it. ❞
❝ My ass is great, but I am not. ❞
❝ I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you. ❞
❝ No, I’m not buying a virtual dildo. ❞
❝ Why am I way more hardcore? I want answers. ❞
❝ That’s more unrealistic than world peace. ❞
❝ You know what else is really hard? My dick. ❞
❝ What’s the opposite of excellent? Gay? ❞
❝ Were you here when we talked about dick suckers anonymous? ❞
❝ That sounds like a you problem. ❞
❝ May the pussy spirit possess you. ❞
❝ I wish my uterus wasn’t such a little bitch. ❞
❝ I proudly have no dick. ❞
❝ God, I just love talking shit about people. ❞
❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞
❝ May the gay be with us. ❞
❝ Get your ass back here. ❞
❝ My kink is vengeance and equality. ❞
❝ Go suck Donald Trump’s moldy dick. ❞
❝ Dweeb means ‘dick with eyebrows’ so you’re calling someone a walking
penis. ❞
❝ There is no con, you whore. ❞
❝ I’m not a ho, I’m a slut. ❞
❝ Pinch my cheeks and I’ll bite your finger off. ❞
❝ Stab him. ❞
❝ I have never appreciated being nippled more. ❞
❝ I’m so gay. ❞
❝ I will fucking fight you. ❞
❝ Go suck a dick, but with love. ❞
❝ Listen bitch. ❞
❝ I say some bombass shit. ❞
❝ Oh, that person is dead. Sucks for them. ❞
❝ Fry me, daddy. ❞
❝ Are we telling God to fry us? ❞
❝ I know what I said, bitch ass hoe. ❞

U.N.K.N.O.W.N. (redo)

|| T.H.E. B.E.A.S.T. ||  T.R.U.S.T.F.U.N.D.K.I.D. ||  B.A.E.H.E.E.’S. C.O.F.F.E.E. ||  T.H.E. S.U.N. || S.H.O.O.T.I.N.G. S.T.A.R. ||  U.N.K.N.O.W.N. (OLD ONE)

Man, I feel like I’ve evolved SO much in a month and a half (go look the old one… MAN…. O_O ) It’s possible that I delete the old one because I hate it so much right now (but it’s also possible I’ll keep it just to remind myself how much i’m evolving everyday)

anonymous asked:

PASCAAALLLLLEEEEEEEE i just got out of the SATs and im dying, could you maybe send some reggie comforting his s/o after a long day headcanons my way 😖😩

I’M ALSO SENDING CUDDLES UR WAY MY LOVE
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• Reggie is literally the biggest dork when it comes to making you feel better

• it’s really important to him so he’ll go all out: buying you flowers and smothering you with affection

• he loves kissing the tip of your nose and your temples as you vent to him

• will 100% rub little circles onto your hipbones to help you relax because he loves you

• will also suggest that the two of you take a bath/shower together even though he’s showered after football practice during the day

• p i g g y b a c k r i d e s back to your room

• once you’ve been laid down on your bed, he’ll cuddle up to you and squish your face, a dorky grin on his (bonus point: he loves to kiss your puckered lips while your face is squished between his big ass hands)

• Reggie Mantle will rub his nose up and down the curve of your neck until you’re giggling again because that’s his favorite sound in the whole world

• loads of spooning and kisses on the back of your neck

• letting him play with your fingers as you fall asleep

T.R.U.S.T.F.U.N.D.K.I.D.

|| 7.0.7. || T.H.E. B.E.A.S.T. ||  T.R.U.S.T.F.U.N.D.K.I.D. ||  B.A.E.H.E.E.’S. C.O.F.F.E.E. ||  T.H.E. S.U.N. || S.H.O.O.T.I.N.G. S.T.A.R. ||  U.N.K.N.O.W.N. (redo to come)

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|| 7.0.7. || T.H.E. B.E.A.S.T. ||  T.R.U.S.T.F.U.N.D.K.I.D. ||  B.A.E.H.E.E.’S. C.O.F.F.E.E. ||  T.H.E. S.U.N. || S.H.O.O.T.I.N.G. S.T.A.R. ||  U.N.K.N.O.W.N. (redo to come)