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anonymous asked:

Trohley with fem!joe where they try new positions and one of them has Andy on his back and jo riding him with her back to his face and his hands are on her hips and he's jerking his hips up and down rapidly until her legs almost shut and she's screaming and gripping the sheets and making a mess

“Fuck, fuck, fuck,” Jo gasps as she bounces wildly on Andy’s cock. She whimpers and mewls, grinding down while Andy grunts behind her. And she feels the warmth curling in her abdomen as a flush spreads across her skin. 

“Andy, I’m gonna cum,” Jo manages to grit out, and Andy nods behind her even though she can’t see him and he moves faster, the skin-on-skin contact making sounds that reverberate through the room. 

Jo almost doubles over, her legs nearly clamping shut as cries out and grips the bed sheets tightly in her hands.

“Shit,” Andy breathes when Jo moves off of him and falls back on the bed, curling up and pulling the blanket over her. 

“I know,” she laughs, half-hiding her face against his shoulder. 

anonymous asked:

Do you think this is worse than the lodge? Just genuinely curious what people think about this on the scale of break ups

now this. this i can answer.

drumroll pls anon

welcome to…. 

✨ the first annual break up awards!!! ✨


the break up that seems the most impossibly insurmountable

nominees: all 500 break ups

winner: the lodge. like. aaron tried to go behind rob’s back and get him confessing to MURDER it was manslaughter but u kno and then rob KNOCKED HIM OUT TIED HIM TO A RADIATOR FOR A DAY POINTED A GUN AT HIM AND TRIED TO KILL HIM. i’m sorry but. dudes. no one should come back from that. ever. they should be kept as far away from each other as possible forever more. except bless the law of the soap, that’s not what happened and rob hella redeemed himself.


break up that made us cry the most

nominees: like all of them but really the four big ones (the donny break up, the lodge, january and today)

winner: today hANDS DOWN TODAY IF YOU DIDN’T FEEL YOUR HEART BREAK INTO QUITE LITERALLY ONE MILLION TINY CRUSHED PIECES THEN MAYBE UR HEART IS A BLOCK OF ICE AND U HAVE BEEN SNOW QUEENED get that checked out yo


break up that made us all antis

nominees: still every one of them

winner: the panel of one person voted for the worst non-break up break up ever the DONNY BREAK UP OF HELL WHERE THEY JUST PRETENDED THEY’D NEVER BANGED AND NEVER BEEN IN LOVE AND EVERYTHING WAS STUPID YES IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN FOR ME TO BE BITTER ABOUT THIS ON MY BLOG NO I DON’T CARE THAT IT HAPPENED TWO YEARS AGO I WILL HOLD ONTO MY BITTERNESS FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE


most aesthetic™  break up 

nominees: obviously yes still all of them except the break up where they go to a theme park the next day fuck that break up

winner: JANUARY 2017: THE BOYS SIT AROUND AND STAND AROUND AND EVEN THO YOUR HEART IS BREAKING YOU ALSO FEEL TAKEN ABACK BY HOW PRETTY THE PAIN LOOKS LIKE D A M N SON U DID GOOD


stupidest break up

nominees: that one break up where they go to a theme park the next day like fuck that break up

winner: that one break up where they go to a theme park the next day seriously fuck that break up

…i’d like to apologise to that one break up where they go to a theme park the next day it makes me laugh every time and that is valuable but actually u kno what fuck that break up


biggest non break up that should have been a break up

nominees: that time they argued in the prison and rob was so upset that he got drunk and impregnated his ex a.k.a. the incident

winner: i think you know


best break up dialogue

nominees: all of them have a chance with this one son

winner: …….does the reveal count as a break up? no? oh


break up that felt most like we also just got broken up with

nominees: ….lets get real

winner: 13/07/2017: aaron falls apart, tries to murder robert. robert literally looks like he’d rather have the wrench. also they smashed rob’s car. entire fandom has to go sit in a dark room and listen to break up songs while crying.


break up i really could have done without

nominees: all of that shit

winner: noNE OF THEM #YOLO NO REGRETS.MP3 QUE SERA SERA MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRS


aaaaaand that was the awards! tune in next year where we’ll probably have 20 more additional break ups to include in our judgement! thanks for ur votes @ myself democracy is beautiful goodnight

in the meantime, tune into the robron break up posts for more details (ongoing)

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