cyrus freak

CYRUS LOOKED BACK
CYRUS LOOKED BACK
CYRUS LOOKED BACK
CYRUS LOOKED BACK
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CYRUS LOOKED BACK
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CYRUS LOOKED BACK
CYRUS LOOKED BACK

It literally just occurred to me that since Jonah sent Cyrus a text that means at some point they had to have exchanged numbers.  Cyrus’ reaction to Jonah asking for his number was probably amazing.

THE NEXT SEASON PROMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Aren’t you happy for Andi?”
“Sure.”
“You can say girlfriend.”
“WHAT IS HAPPENING?”
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHHHAHAHHHDHDJCNCJXNXB!!!!!
it is time! Finally! Ahhhh! I am stoked! Ohboyohboyohgaygaygayboy!
Well, not straight.
But CYRUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
WE CAN DO THIS, DISNEY!!!!
Oh boy, i am FREAKING OUT
SOMEONEPLEASEHELPME

Cyrus: *in reference to Andi hanging out with Jonah* it’s the biggest thing that’s ever happened to me and it didn’t even happen to me
Cyrus: *shows up to every single one of Jonah’s frisbee games with supplies for the team even when Andi isn’t there*
Cyrus: he’s a human sunbeam
Cyrus: *his date with Iris goes bad and he only cares about whether or not Jonah still likes him*
Cyrus: *freaks out over the fact that Jonah might think he’s girly and spends hours with Buffy trying to become less girly so Jonah will like him*
Cyrus: *makes excuse for Buffy to leave so he can hang out alone with Jonah*
Cyrus: *excitedly shows of pictures of himself and Jonah*
Cyrus: *won’t give Buffy his jacket because he Jonah have to match*
Cyrus: *is visibly upset when Jonah doesn’t come to school in the jacket*
Cyrus: I liked when we liked Jonah
Cyrus: *turns to look back after Amber says to Jonah that if someone turns to look back at you it means they like you as more than a friend*
People: CYRUS WAS JUST LOOKING BACK TO SEE WHAT ANDI WAS LOOKING AT

At this point, it would be a bigger shock if P.I.X.A.L. WASN'T the new Samurai X

Between the coloration of the new suit, the personal stake she has to fight for now that Borg is involved, the annoyed ‘do I have to do everything myself!?’ sigh she made after Zane didn’t wake up, and the fact that she’s FREAKING HOOKED UP TO THE SAMURAI CAVE’S MAIN SYSTEM; I can’t see how it’s not her!

I don’t know if anyone here has ever seen Andi Mack on Disney channel but if you have can you please tell me I’m not alone in think that Cyrus is SO FREAKING GAY??? Like you know how Andi is obsessed with Jonah and how Cyrus is always acting a similar way??? Like he wants to look cool for him??? And he gets all giddy when Jonah compliments him??? Please tell me I’m not the only one! I mean I ship Andi and Jonah because clearly Jonah is straight, but I just want to know I’m not alone in thinking that Disney is trying to like sneak in a gay character without openly stating he’s gay.

Things You Should Not Call The Bosses UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE

Giovanni: Do not call him any sort of term of endearment or pet name unless you have been in a long term relationship with him for at least a month, and he absolutely hates being called “Gio” by his subordinates.

Maxie: Maximillian (ORAS) and Maxwell (RSE), ORAS Maxie will LOOSE HIS SHIT AND ERUPT LIKE FUCKING MT. CHIMNEY if you make the mistake of calling him “Maxine”. The man may be under 5 feet and weigh like 80 pounds soaking wet, but he’s got a surprising amount of whoop-ass in him.

Archie: Archibald, it’s such a old fashioned and generally unwieldy name, if you were named that you’d hate being called it

Cyrus: “Freak” (he was bullied a lot as a child and that was the favorite insult of his bullies)

Ghetsis: Dennis, a psychopath, C*ipple, “Lefty”, and generally the whole slew of ableist insults, also do not compare him to the Joker 

Lysandre: Fleur (To be elaborated on later)