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Teacups (25k)

Louis works as Peter Pan at Paris’ Eurodisney while Harry’s the mad-hatter who works at the teacup ride, and just so happens to be the annoyingly gorgeous man Louis is in love with.

Eight Days of Falling in Love with Him (wip)

Harry Styles takes an eight day trip to Disney World to build a photography portfolio to be a Disney campaign photographer, he accidentally falls in love with Peter Pan.

Faith and Trust and Pixie Dust (10k)

Harry Styles and his son, Lucas, are spending four days at Disneyland for Lucas’ sixth birthday. Louis Tomlinson is Peter Pan there, and takes a shine to both the boys. He gives them tickets to a Peter Pan show that night, and spends the evening with the two before spending the night with Harry. Lucas and Harry both find themselves getting attachd to Louis, and Louis finds the same himself.

Wide Eyes and a Cynical Heart (wip)

The one where Louis is poor and cycnical, Harry is rich and romantic, they teach each other things they didn’t know and fall in love along the way. Plus Niall and Zayn are closer than they should be, and Liam thinks he’s Mycroft Holmes.

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◆ —— SHAMELESS (US) QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.

PART. 1 [TRIGGER WARNINGS AHEAD]

  • It’s a brave, new world. 
  • You have no money, yet you’re going to a grocery store. Interesting. 
  • Okay, here’s a lesson; use condoms. 
  • Can you fucking believe that shit? 
  • I didn’t ask to tip $5.
  • I’m HIV positive. 
  • I have bipolar. 
  • You could do things with your tongue that would make a rattlesnake blush. 
  • No mass murder, kids! 
  • She wasn’t taking advantage of me. We’re in love!
  • I want to know why you think I owe you anything. 
  • I just need you to sign some papers so I can buy my house back. 
  • This is bible study. We’re here to praise Jesus, not ask him for favours. 
  • Nobody wants to fuck Mary Poppins. 
  • If you want to stay alive, go to school. 
  • I’m a naturally helpful person. 
  • Fuck that house, and fuck your god damn deadbeat family. 
  • You go anywhere near him/her, I will set you on fucking fire. 
  • I can tell when someone’s being cagey, or being a shit because I spent most of my life being both. 
  • Yo, white girl, I don’t know you. 
  • Oh, so you get to leave late ‘cause you’re fucking the boss? 
  • I’m sick of hearing about your dead girlfriend. 
  • I don’t know how much more of that I can take without stabbing him in the neck with a broken beer bottle. 
  • Happy is overrated. Grow up. 
  • You made me happy. I’ve never been very happy. 
  • Could I possibly be doing a worse job at raising these kids? 
  • I’m finally happy.
  • I love him and that’s the most important thing, to find somebody to love, right? 
  • Why won’t you ever let me be happy? 
  • Does she make you happy or is it just about the sex? 
  • Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. 
  • There’s always gonna be people that are going to try and fix us, and you can never make those people happy. 
  • I have a home. I’m just not welcome there. 
  • I’m not gonna be alive to pay off my credit card, what does it matter? 
  • It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? 
  • I got nowhere else to go.
  • When you focus on other people’s problems, it’s a lot easier to ignore your own. 
  • Stop behaving like the world is out to get you when it is so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. 
  • Keep doing what you’re doing and you’ll end up in a cell somewhere, angry and out of options. 
  • You ever streak before? 
  • You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch. 
  • It’s a tragedy when a young man ends up behind prison bars. 
  • Your kid did not get arrested because of me. 
  • Pack your shit and get out. 
  • I’m sorry I’m late. 
  • Fight for this marriage or cut him/her lose. 
  • If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it. 
  • Silence in our house usually means someone stopped breathing. 
  • What’s it feel like to be crazy? 
  • You deserve better than him/her. 
  • You owe me. You’re my slave now. 
  • If you don’t get out right now, I will shoot you. 
  • I slept with my ex. 
  • Do you love him? 
  • You don’t get to ask me that. 
  • I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. Call me the fuck back. 
  • I’m worried about you. I love you. 
  • What the fuck is he doing here? 
  • I thought you were married? 
  • Hey, I need to borrow your car. My brother just stole a baby. 
  • What was I supposed to do? Was I supposed to sit on my porch knitting, hoping one day you’d shown back up? 
  • You disappeared. Gone. Nothing. 
  • I did a porno. 
  • Nothing says 'no regrets’ like hiding it from those you love. 
  • Did I mention that I’m falling in love with you? 
  • I don’t give a shit. I’ll go on date night by myself. 
  • You’re a good person. 
  • You’re needy. And annoying. And slutty. 
  • I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows. 
  • You’re a chaos junkie. 
  • You’re too young and pretty to be so cycnical and hard. It makes me feel sad for you. 
  • After extensive research and weeks of testing, I have determined my liver can support one beer a day.
  • Nobody’s gonna roll me. I carry pepper spray and a shiv. 
  • Nobody gives a shit who you bang. 
  • We’re taking care of him here. You. Me, us. His fucking family. 
  • Look, I’m just trying to put everything in the past, okay? 
  • Wanna torture your parents? Bring them to my house for dinner tonight. 
  • Don’t ever say I’m not a man of my word again. 
  • I don’t have an interest in being a mistress anymore. 
  • I just wanna say that I love you and that I forgive you for everything.. unless you live, then I’m still pissed off. 
  • I just don’t know who I am anymore. 
  • Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun? 
  • Why do you guys care so much about sex? 
  • Give me another chance. I promise not to screw your brother or commit a felony. 
  • How can you tell when you’re in love with someone? 
  • You are the worst fuckin’ pimp I’ve ever seen. 
  • I try to make it a point of not banging my roommates girlfriend/boyfriend. 
  • I hate myself for a number of reasons right now. 
  • I’m done living the way other people want me to live. 
  • I’m not the one who left the cocaine out. 
  • Get the fuck outta my house! 
  • Yes, it’s about me! Because it’s never about me and I’m finally making it about me. 
  • Are you retarded now? I hope you’re sleeping and not in a retarded haze. 
  • The social worker can bite my ballbag. 
  • We are victims of a society that squeezes the lower middle class. Screws up our businesses because of jackhammers and taxes, and regulations. And unnecessary paperwork. Basically forces us to do illegal shit. 
  • I’m having four kids and if that means I gotta turn out some Russian whores to feed my family and pursue the American Dream, that’s how it’s gotta be. 
  • I’d be crying if I wasn’t so high. 
  • I wish I could just skip the part where I don’t know the right thing to do and get to the part where I do. 
  • What do you want me to say? That I’m self-destructive? That liars, and thieves, and addicts turn me on? 
  • We are nothing alike. 
  • My wife’s a hooker, not a slave. 
  • Random destruction makes you think of me? 
  • We’re all addicts trying to fill a void. Some of us are just better at hiding it, right? 
  • Ask him if he’s DTF.
  • I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes, I remember. 
  • He’ll be back. He’s like a cockroach. You can stamp on him, spray him, try and drown him, but he’ll always come crawling back up out of the toilet bowl. 
  • I got a fuck Jay Cutler t-shirt, but it might have some blood on it. 
Tinkerbell: Naughty or Nice?

So we all know Tinkerbell, specifically, THIS Tinkerbell

And I’ve noticed some people on Tumblr are mighty upset about THIS Tinkerbell

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There’s a noticable difference; personally, I like the new Tinkerbell, I like her alot, even more than the original, but there’s something sort of important here that alot of older Disney fans seem to be forgetting…. Tinkerbell hasn’t met Peter Pan yet, in fact, in the timeline of the Disney Fairy movies…. Tinkerbell is still EXTREMELY young….

This entire movie franchise started with Tinkerbell’s arrival, her birth (as seen above in her arrival dress) provided the movie timeline is accurate she’s only a year and a half to two years old (as we’ve seen fall, spring, winter, and summer all beginning in the films once, there may be a season or two that’s been repeated though) this shows the BEGINNING of Tinkerbell, what she was like in Pixie Hollow, BEFORE Peter Pan (the book series conflicts with this though, I read a few of the books when they first came out years and years ago and The Trouble With Tink mentions her going to visit her freind Peter, but this isn’t in the movies at all) it’s shown that Tinkerbell is still new to everything as she’s seen preparing for things, working on things, celebrating things, etc, for the first time on many occassions

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Let’s be honest here, not many people are BORN sarcastic and tempermental, but it IS shown on multiple occassions that this Tinkerbell is the same jealous, witty, easily annoyed fairy we all know, in fact, the second movie CENTERS on her temper and the first makes a point of her jealousy

The first being about her wanting someone else’s Talent, not wanting to be a Tinker Talent Fairy, and the second about a chain of events caused by her frustration leading to multiple destructions, Silvermist even makes a point of noting that Tink turns red when she gets angry and seems to know that this is normal for her, we have shades of her future personality as it is, but I think one major question is hanging here that no one really seems to have given any thought to: Why is Tinkerbell with Peter in the first place? In Disney canon, that’s never been explained (to my knowledge) although it’s obvious in Peter Pan that she cares a great deal for Peter and most likely sees him with some romantic interest, I highly doubt that she’d leave Pixie Hollow just for loving Peter, she’s so extremely happy where she is, why would she leave? Most likely, she was forced to leave, it’s mentioned before that fairies can be banished from Pixie Hollow

Although it’s also shown that they can be welcomed back under the right circumstances

Tinkerbell may be enchanted by our world and motivated by adventure, but it’s shown again and again that her freinds are her most important treasure, so I don’t think she left Pixie Hollow for Peter willingly, and considering how often Tinkerbell gets herself into trouble, I’m pretty sure it’s not a stretch to say that somehow she ended up banished

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Ofcourse as far as the timeline goes there are multiple references through the film series that show that this is taking place before the events of Peter Pan… although perhaps not LONG before… we have Wendy being called to in the first movie when Tinkerbell returns the music box, so she’s already been born

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The crocodile is a baby in The Pirate Fairy (he even swallowed an alarm clock, showing how he came to tick)

And Captain Hook is shown to already be a pirate

Given the ages of everyone here, I’d say this is possible 5-8 year before the events of Peter Pan (it confuses me that Wendy seems to be as old as she is when Hook looks to be so much younger, he still has both hands too) but I digress, people, I think, should concentrate less on the fact that Tinkerbell is different from the one they remember, and more on the fact that she went from THIS

to THIS

This isn’t to say she’s always happy in the new Fairy series, or that she’s never happy in Peter Pan, but she turned from someone who’s innocently curious, happy, and inentive, to someone who’s easily angered, jealous, and quite honestly, mean when she wants to be, she seems to get more pleasure in her tricks and games in Peter Pan where as in the Tinkerbell series she’s very empathic and sympathetic (under most circumstances) and gets her happiness from inventions, lost things, and her freinds, bringing me to my next point, whatever happened to her that changed her attitude also cost her her freinds, her work, her home, her LIFE, and even her SISTER

Whatever happened to make Tink leave Pixie Hollow very obviously hurt her, it cost her her genuine happiness, and although it’d be VERY interesting to see what DID happen to cause all this, I hope Disney never shows that (and I don’t think they will as it would mean losing their very profitable Disney Fairy line, although with all the references they’re putting in to Peter Pan and the timeline showing that this is no more than five-eight (and with Wendy’s age I’d say even that’s a stretch) years behind the story of Peter Pan, I do wonder if they’ll add some kind of Pixie Hollow-based tie in to the Peter Pan movie, although I sort of doubt it) I personally would much rather keep seeing Tinkerbell happy, adventurous, and with her freinds, than to see her undergo whatever pain caused her to leave Pixie Hollow and become cycnical, that’d likely be a heart break and a half…

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I’m a cynical person.

I see the worst in human kind because it is the worst of us that makes history. It is the worst of us that is emphasized in our society. Greed, violence, lust, cruelty, lies, hypocrisy, lawlessness, a certain aptness for self loathing or arrogance. Indeed, I am human. And indeed, I show some of these traits. But at least I acknowledge the truth. That we are all flawed. That we are all broken. That we have and will all do dreadful things in our lives.

Yes, I am cynical. But it feels rather more practical.