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Cyclops’ optic blasts are not lasers -they only have concussive force- and they don’t generate any heat.
Sometimes writers don’t know about that, forget, or joke about it (we made the same mistake on a fact a while ago).

Source (and Uncanny X-Men #391/#502)

moonfox22  asked:

For the send me a character thing how about Shino! Love you and hope you feel better!!

Aww thank you kitkat!  love you too :3

Originally posted by chennyyeo

  • First impression
    • Who is this bug man, why does he wear so many clothes, who thought of putting insects in a person, this is the stuff nightmares are made of. why did they think this was a good idea?  
  • Impression now
    • …oh, because it was a really good idea.  Still the stuff nightmares are made of, but because the boy can kill you in two seconds flat.  Also thinks he’s robo-cop.  I’m not digging the space glasses (i totally hate the space glasses).  Is he suddenly Cyclops?  Does he shoot lasers from his eyes?  god i hope he shoots lasers from his eyes
  • Favorite moment
    • I love the scene where Shino get’s Mirai to go ‘Shino-back Riding’ because Akamaru is getting tired.  Too tooo precious.  But the best scene is his fight in the Chuunin Exam Prelims against that Sound Ninja (Zaku?) because it establishes what seems like a weird and kind of useless ability to be totally badass, and paints his character in this hardcore light that everyone typically overlooks because of his quiet an unassuming outward demeanour.  It really defined my opinion of his character, even though he had even more BAMF moments later on.
  • Idea for a story
    • I don’t think of Shino much, tbh, but I’d like to read a story where Shino goes with Naruto and co. to bring Sasuke back, and his presence makes all the difference in returning Sasuke to the village.  Sasuke keeps trying to run away though, so the village makes him a ward of the Aburame Clan (their kikaichuu are pretty much unnoticeable and so the clan always knows where Sasuke is) and maybe he and Shino kind of become brothers.  Throughout the story, no one really appreciates Shino’s contributions to the return mission, and there is a running joke of Shino making allusions to what might of happened had he not been there.  They are, of course, mentions of the canon timeline, only no one believes him because they keep getting increasingly more ridiculous.
  • Unpopular opinion
    • This kind of goes for all the clan kids, but to anyone who ships Shino with Hinata or Ino, I say that it could never work.  Why?  Because the Clans all probably strictly believe in keeping their kekkei genkai separate.  I don’t think it’s impossible for them to fall in love, but I do think that everyone (else) would make a huge stink of it, and there would be lots of shunning involved on all sides.  Even from the Clans not involved with the relationship, since they would see it as ‘against the natural order.’  It might even breach the old clan treaties.  So if you want to go that route, I def think that you have to include huge backlash from the bigoted clansmen.  It’s nice to think that the Naruto world doesn’t care who you marry, but I’m actually super convinced that it’s really judgy and everyone totally cares.  Nosy bastards.
  • Favorite relationship
    • Honestly, I like the Team 8 dynamic.  No one left behind.  Everyone supporting each other.  Kurenai.  And of course, Mirai.  There is never any hate between them, there is no real rivalry between Kiba and Shino, and they’re just great friends.  Sure, Kiba probably gets on Shino’s nerves from time to time, but it’s the same type of annoyance you get with people you spend too much time with.  It’s not the I NEED TO BE BETTER THAN YOU TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF! (ps i want in your pants) of team 7 or team 3, or the LISTEN TO ME I KNOW BEST YOU GUYS ARE USELESS/*sigh*troublsome/I’m too scared to talk for myself of team 10.  Kiba might appear as the leader since he’s loudest, but they’re the most democratic overall.  Each one respects the other’s talents and can encourage each other to be better without feeling lesser.  It’s very healthy.  Grade A relationships right there.
  • Favorite headcanon
    • Shino is Mirai’s favourite ‘uncle.’  You cannot convince me otherwise.  No it is not Shikamaru.  Mirai grows up and marries an Aburame because she likes their kikaichuu.  They have beautiful, robo-cop babies.  I cry at their eyewear.

Here is the ask meme.  Send me a character (canon or OC) or even a pairing!  Up next is Tenzou, followed by Gai, Genma, Hidan and Adult!Obito!

Already done:  Madara, Kakashi

X-Men M!As
  • Standard duration is 3 days, but left up to mun/anon discretion.
  • Cyclops: Muse has laser eyes that they can't consciously control. Better find some shades!
  • Wolverine: Muse is able to extend three sharp metal claws from their knuckles that can cut through damn near anything softer than literal diamond! Hurts a lot, but a hyperactive healing factor certainly comes in handy.
  • Rogue: Muse is able to borrow any ability of any other muse, anon-given or otherwise, just by making skin-on-skin contact.
  • Storm: Muse has control over the weather.
  • Phoenix: Muse becomes a powerful psionic, able to control damn near anything with their telekinesis.
  • Beast: Muse sprouts a thick coat of fur, as well as sharp fangs and claws, and becomes a lot stronger.
  • Angel: Muse sprouts a gorgeous pair of feathery wings, and gains the ability to fly.
  • Black Cat: Muse can make themself and anyone/anything they touch intangible.
  • Mystique: Muse is able to shapeshift into any other person.
  • Magneto: Muse has control over any ferromagnetic metal.
  • Leech: Muse is able to cancel out any and all powers, including physical changes and those given by an anon.
XMEN : APOCALYPSE THOUGHTS (SPOILER ALERT!!!)

- erik and Charles

- i cried four times what the heck

- OSCAR ISAAC WAS BRILLIANT

- cyclops backstory

-laser beam pewpewpew

- Hank and Alex reunited being like bro no homo (shhhhh)

- Nightcrawler was bæ af

- holy shit Angel though

- STORM BACKSTORY OH MY GOD

- Moira not aging a day and Charles being all googoo eyes on her

- Hank being a dork and a little shit

- Hank and Alex

- Erik had a family!!!

- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE AWAY HIS FAMILY

- NINA FREAKING HAD POWERS OVER ANIMALS DAMMIT HOW COULD YOU

- ERIK DON’T GO BACK TO BEING BAD NOOOOO

- Charles feeling Erik’s pain and crying. help. my heart. the pain.

- cherik and halex so help me god

- Raven being a little hero my god

- Storm idolising Raven

- EVERYONE idolising Raven

- Hank being salty about Raven’s relationship with Erik

- kurt being a cute dork who doesn’t know the right time to say things

-peter coming to terms about magneto being his dad

- CEREBROOOOO

- Hank teasing Charles

- Moira having faint memories of the school

- Charles getting overwhelmed by Apocalypse

- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL ALEX SO HELP ME GOD MY SWEET LITTLE CHILD

- Quicksilver sequences OMG AMAZING

- Apocalypse is a little shit

- Apocalypse turning Storm’s hair white, giving Psylocke (?) more power and making Angel’s wings metal holy crap amazing scenes

- Erik joining them :(

- them taking Charles

- the whole school being blown up oh my god

- Apocalypse controlling all the missiles and scaring everyone

- Stan Lee ‘scared granpa’ cameo

- Jean and Scott interaction awww

- Jean’s powers!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Scott splitting Charles’ favourite tree in two. It was planted by his grandfather when he as five. Rip tree.

- STRYKER SO HELP ME GOD YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MUTANTS ZZZ

- he captured them dammit

- the kiddos got into the facility and low and behold they meet…. WOLVERINEEEEEEEE

- AWWW yeah Hugh Jackman cameo

- badass Wolverine killing all in his way

- Jean helping Logan remember his past. It was kinda creepy that he fell for her ;-; age gap… (But age is just a number…)

- Kurt scaring Scott with his teleporting

- Kurt being strong in his faith

- Kurt being scared by the blood and dead bodies

- KURTTTT

- all of them suiting up to find Charles

- Peter blowing bubblegum and being adorable

- Peter is a dork

- you can’t not love Peter

- Charles is a little shit, defying Apocalypse outright AWWW yeah

- Peter making everyone laugh

- Hank going all Beast mode :DDD (Alex would have liked that… I’m salty about his death okay…)

- oh my god Apocalypse wanted to transfer his consciousness to Charles oh hell no you ain’t coming near my lil psychic

- CHARLES LOSING HIS HAIR BECAUSE OF THE TRANSFERRING PROCESS :(( although i found it humorous that they decided to provide a backstory for him losing his hair, like it couldn’t have just been from old age oh no it has to be for some glorious reason. good job guys.
(they gave Storm’s hair colour a backstory too what even)

- ERIK AND CHARLES DAMMIT

- lowkey gay

- fight sequencesssss (alright i guess)

- bringing Erik back to the place where his parents were taken so he could ‘harness his power’ bullshit, he just lost his wife and daughter and you choose to remind him of his dead parents zz

- HIS DAUGHTER CONTROLLED CROWS DAMMIT WHY DID YOU KILL HER YOU FILTHY HUMAN YOU DIEEEEEEE

- she was such a little angel

- side note I prefer our Warren Worthingham (?) Angel in comparison to this one personality wise but this one’s wings took the cake holyyyyy

- Peter struggling to tell Erik that he is his son.

- simply settling for ‘I’m here for my family too’

- I wish he told Erik, so Erik would know he hadn’t lost all his family, yet

- CHARLES AND ERIK DAMMITTTT ALL THOSE MEMORIES AND FLASHBACKS TO FIRST CLASSSSS THE FEELSSS

- Erik forming a huge X to protect Charles and the rest (or just Charles)

- Everyone having a go at Apocalypse

- Charles and Apocalypse mind battles was A grade holyyyy

- and then cue Jean

- cue the glorious Phoenix and her powers

- DIEEEEE APOCALYPSEEEE

- Erik and Jean rebuilding the school

- Peter having a cast for his broken leg that was signed by the students. Awwww

- Storm deciding to stay

- WHERE DID PSYLOCKE GO???

- (rip Angel)

- Charles stammering over Moira vs him giving Moira back her memories (YOU HAVE A SON? DOES YOUR SON HAVE A HUSBAND I MEAN YOU HAVE A HUSBAND HAHAHAHAHA PRICELESS)

- bald Charles

- Raven reforming the xmen who are badass

- SENTINELS FOR A TRAINING SESSION OMGGGG

- the post credits scene left me clueless. They took wolverine’s blood and put it with other stuff ;-;

- essex????????

- rip everyone who died

- i’m crying

- and laughing

- CHARLES AND ERIK DAMMIT TOO CUTE

- Hank is a science dork that dresses like a nerd Jesus but still manages to look hot dammit

- Kurt smiling for the camera

- Him not having enough fingers HAHAHA cuteeee

- Peter taking down Apocalypse

- I’m not talking sequentially anymore sorryyy

- Peter moonwalking in the midst of an explosion, helping a girl catch her fish, drinking, saving lives so help me god he is perfect

- silver hair on pointttttt

- cherik

okay i think i got everything covered :))

Cyclops can shoot lasers out of his eyes and it’s boring, because Superman can do the same exact thing. You wanna know what’s not boring, being an actual kite.
—  @art-h