cyber house rules

GRYFFINDOR:

“ADLAI: Oh, alright. If you really want that one, I can give her an operation to make her acceptable.
LEELA: She doesn’t need an operation! She’s fine the way she is!
ADLAI: Oh, and I suppose you were fine the way you were?
LEELA: Damn right I was!
FRY: Yay!
LEELA: Shut up, Fry. Now look, Adlai. I’m proud to be different. I just wish I’d realized that when I was her age.”

-Lewis Morton (Futurama: The Cyber House Rules)

The Cyber House Rules [S3 E9] (dir. Susie Dietter)

“Sir, you seem pretty stable. Have you thought about adopting one of our kids?” - Warden Vogel

“Sure haven’t.” - Philip J. Fry

“Well keep adoption in mind. It’s a great way to have a kid without having sex.” - Warden Vogel

“Really?” - Philip J. Fry

“Plus, the government will help out with a small stipend of $100 a week.” - Warden Vogel

“$100 a week?” - Bender

The Cyber House Rules [S3 E9] (dir. Susie Dietter)

“Uh, listen. I just want you all to know your Leela’s one standard lady.” - Dr. Adlai Atkins

“Oh, Adlai, stop!” - Turanga Leela

“What’s so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren’t normal and that’s what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg: He’s a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.” - Philip J. Fry

“Damn right!” - Dr. Zoidberg

“And the Professor’s a senile, amoral crackpot. Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.” - Philip J. Fry

“Tally me banana.” - Hermes Conrad

“Amy’s a klutz from Mars.” - Philip J. Fry

“Sploops!” - Amy Wong

“And, Fry, you’ve got that brain thing.” - Professor Farnsworth

“I already did! So, Leela, do you wanna be like us? Or do you wanna be like Adlai with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?” - Philip J. Fry

“That’s the dumbest question I ever heard!” - Turanga Leela

“She’s right!” - Professor Farnsworth

No doubt about it.” - Dr. Zoidberg

“Duh!” - Amy Wong

“Daylight come!” - Hermes Conrad

October Update

I’m gonna be honest, I’ve messed up the episode numbering, I skipped from ‘Cyber House Rules’, as S3 E9, to ‘Insane in the Mainframe’, as S3 E11, that should have been S3 E10, then ‘I Dated a Robot’ as S3 E11. Instead ‘I Dated a Robot’ will be S3 E10 but will appear after ‘Time Keeps on Slippin’. Apologies for the mistake and any confusion.