cyber flirting

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Apparently I just spent the last thirty minutes “flirting” with my boyfriend by roleplaying a secretary who got the security guard to see him out and then I just started sending him pictures of the security guard closer and closer repeating the word “sir” over and over again.

This is how I flirt. 

When guys try to cyber flirt with me

my initial reaction: okay, maybe he’s just nice

my 2nd reaction: eww creeper

my 3rd reaction: ..no

my 4th reaction: stop, please stop…

Seriously, stop. Why can’t you get the hint? Save those lines for someone else. I don’t care if it’s the 21st century. No matter how advance our technology is, there shouldn’t be an excuse for hitting on people online . Moreover, never ever ask someone out online. If you’re interested in someone then that’s what hangouts are for. Girls like to have actual conversations and be taken out. It’s called “the chase” not “the typing.” Who wants a guy who thinks he has so much game behind a screen? If we wanted to read how beautiful we are we could always read One Direction lyrics. It’s super duper creepy and awkward when people we barely talk to call us “cutie” or type things like I wish I c0uld c ur bootiful smile rn.“

Not all girls are easy. Keep it classy, or next time I’m directing you to eHarmony.